I agree.

This is :
"Friends forever, I have revenged for us! I was harassed by an old friend, but I didn’t give it to her :)"
You are not a vengeful, you are an idiot!! to


Do you know what revenge is? If you had it qualitatively swept out... and then said, “Sorry, but we don’t fit each other.”

XXX: What are you doing?
I am studying, I am working! I want to try the reactor again! :) The base is bare.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I don’t know how the word is written.)
XXX: Where are you working now?
yyy: In the cool center by the operator) Only elsewhere
Yes, the reactor will definitely be more interesting!

My husband at the company: Now I will write in contact that I am married! How is it done...? (the list of friends appears) Oooo look!! You can choose any one!

This
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Why do they say in "Bash": "cat, odmin, shredinger"?
Schrödinger had a cat. Not a cat! The cat!
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because NO "cat, odmin, shredder", A "cat, odmin, shredder"

The head of the capital police department Anatoly Yakunin decided to conduct every Friday in Moscow operations to find illegal migrants.

No, do you understand? He warned them, say, don’t get up on Friday, there will be raids!

Whose humor is that?
xxx: Your password must contain at least one digit, the title letter, the symbol, the hieroglyph, the colovrat, the number of the beast and the virgin blood.

to this:
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to this:
A girlfriend dreams of finding herself a guy, according to her descriptions: "lone, dull and dull, inclined to philosophy and psychoanalysis, for marriage and family."

When I realized I was perfect...
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You are an idiot, you never understood it, right?

Commentary on the song "Am asuuya"
Hustla_UA: Included in the columns. Blood was poured out of the walls, the ceiling blackened, a gap appeared in the center of the room, someone came out of it, thanked for the release and went out through the closet.

We have neighbors repair, just pulled out a hole in the wall, twenty centimeters.
I want to borrow salt.)
Q: Could you move the TV a little more right?

to this:
In the 98th year he was sitting at the meeting of the graduation (with his parents) at the IWC (Computational Mathematics >and Cybernetics, MGU). The important uncles stood back and offered to ask questions from the room. >Some mommies get up and start "We were told that cybernetics is a false science...". No one had heard her question since the whole hall was hysterically rotting.

It should be noted that cybernetics was called false science in the USSR, where all space launches were exceptionally successful (if you believe the media of the time), and the evil pops from the RPC did not only have the department of theology in the universities, but also their own educational institutions, with a few exceptions.

xxx: there is such a beast, "coach", which in English translation means "reboot". he steals quietly and throws on unsecured documents and eats them. Especially he likes to steal before lunch and at the end of the working day, when work in unsaved documents has been done a lot and their loss is irreparable. You can only fight the scam by frequently saving documents, then it is offended and goes to other computers.
He is your beast.

A guy and a girl in a supermarket at the box office:
Let’s get a kidney for girls.
D – What are you? I'm not an adult girl, so I have to go shopping for adults. Give me that kidney with the pirates.

to this:
The hotel "Lady Lake" We have a lot of experience receiving Europeans.

The ice battle was on Lake Cuddy, if you are about it. On Ladoga, from the famous, there was only the "Road of Life" from the besieged Leningrad. Learn the story, your mother.

Mister "Iron Logic"

Forever friends, I have revenged for us! I was harassed by an old girlfriend, but I didn’t give it to her :)

The most interesting thing is that "insulted" some, and revenge others.
Let’s say that you’ve been kicked off by the 8B. But nothing, then you caught a couple of excellences from this class and broke them.
Be proud of what...

This is what "Houston cries"...
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This is what, my father on the home phone ALWAYS meets type "Base of torpedo boats", "Drug Dispensary", "Pronto", "Winter Listening" and so on. One day my brother’s teacher called. After the greeting "Osama Bin Laden’s Residence" in the telephone to invite parents to school changed my mind :)

I snorted with my wife in the evening, snorted me about higher education, I inst. has never finished. In the morning I go out to smoke on the staircase cage, and the larvae in the door broke, I remained in some shorts and boots, the street is raining, it is cold... I called the door, I decided to knock my wife, I said, “Go into the apartment, take your diploma in your left hand, in the right crucifix and save me!” After a couple of minutes I hear back coming from the door: "I dropped the screwdriver from the kitchen window, no diploma - work with your hands!"

I bought my nephew (13 years old) washing gums in the shape of soldiers. The husband began to scream that he was enough to play with the soldiers, it was time to be interested in the girls.
I say "One does not interfere with the other".
Man (category): "Even how it prevents! Either fuck or play in soldiers!"
In a couple of hours, my husband: “I’ll go before bed and play a little tank.”
I am " good. But as you said, either fuck or play".
Husband (protesting): "But I can do it!!and "

Our chief accountant Margarita Lvivna is called Leo Margheritich.

It deserves it 😉

by Vasa Dobrev. On his dirty car someone wrote with his finger "Help me". He saw and wrote the answer below - "go nahuy". So he rides.

X: Okay, what is the mood?
I spent the whole morning with grandmothers.
Y: In the LFC
Y: It is very funny.
Their hands are broken, and they break them, and they compete.
X: The type who gets better?
Y: Oh, short, one grandmother did everything very badly but couldn’t get along and used the main spell.
Y: She says – here you are the type of exercise you do here, and I say I can be baptized, the type of hand special pulled just to be baptized.
Y: Type of Faith Unshakable
Y: And shortly, this grandmother begins to embrace herself with the cross.
Y: Other grandparents did not want to lose
Y: In general, it all ended with the fact that 30 old ladies sitting in the LFK office began to be baptized, and some even sang prayers.
Y: This is the morning.