These are the lucky guys who, being gay, were born female.

One person, Grisha (the name will not be mentioned), taught analytical geometry all night long. In the morning, it turned out to be philosophy. Well, his aunt from Philfax asked him what a base was. Grisha and scattered the learned that it is a triple of non-completar vectors. Aunt from the filfak thought about it, and then said, “Please repeat, I’ll write it.”

It tells about the body’s reactions to oil ingredients and how we slowly die by eating it.
You might think that we should give up oil (vodka, smoking, fat in chocolate, well, or what else is deadly harmful?) We will stop dying and begin to live forever.
Less drama, my friends. Sooner or later, one way or another. ;)

What kind of music do you play like that?
It’s in my head, don’t pay attention.

xxxx how much!
YYY: so you are in the folder "spam"

Diamond: How did the Copter tests go?
Canakau: somehow: low above the ground flew a drone, after him desperately mother escaped the pilot

Layk: Following the meeting with investors, a non-performing business idea was born: to open a company to guide the corruption on a business card)))

I am the same humanitarian, who has 5 in Russian and history, I am a winner of the Olympics, but, shit, I have been working in the oil field for 3 years and worked to the mechanic of the Navy, and before that served in the Navy for 4 years...What is wrong with me?? to

You do not lay a gap after the signs of intersection, and you forget the line between the subject-place and the narrative.

You are not!
What is the Tajik clock?

What kind of vegetable phone reads my letters?

I’m a bit annoying to ask this question, but still... Are your contacts on the phone not synchronized with your email account? Yes, and you too.

Patriot of the homeland.I like the shlagbaums. Especially when the entire area of the house is fence. I worked in a taxi. It was so fun to watch customers run from the entrance, to the car, under the rainy rain.

Banal, but the increase in the retirement age is needed only to make even fewer people live to pay the pension.

One acquaintance told me. Following her words...
At the 4th year of the institute, in the early 1980s, I was awarded for active public work with a two-week journey to Bulgaria via the "Sputnik" youth tourism line.
First we had to go through the Faculty Committee. Well, therefore, I will go into the office of the party committee, tell with a lively voice about the activities of the CPSU in the struggle for peace around the world, confidently answer questions about the international situation, and here one old man, the deputy dean, suddenly declares:
You are not worthy, Sidorova, of this journey! I saw you smoking in the toilet.
And so I was offended that because of this fool I would not go to Bulgaria, that I asked him with an evil voice:
What did you, Victor Petrovich, do in the women’s toilet?
Under the friendly laughter of the other members of the commission, whom this old partyman also got, my candidacy was immediately approved.

Mars is the only planet fully inhabited by robots (about 7 pieces).

HH: I don’t understand that. I am an electrician.
Is your partner an electrician?

xxx: My husband is sure that when I watch the shows with the naked Bear Grylls running a fire, I’m preparing for a zombie apocalypse.)))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

My husband's wife in the morning
You do not love me!!! to
M: So is Tom!
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1C report for the client. I wrote a new paragraph. The scheme of one of the important checks at the conclusion of the report changes. Business processes and users are not affected in any way, it is only necessary to accelerate the building of a report for the customer. There will be no cost to the client.
The client insisted "I didn’t understand anything, I don’t need to do it". Attempts to convince me led to nothing.
In the end, I say that the report will be without this verification at all. The client agrees.

"Pick up the manuka peel from the floor. No vacuum cleaners, they make noise and understand how they work. Brush your teeth, they understand. If you don’t want to, don’t collect."

YerhoyLabaday: The Great Paradox has captured my brain.
"The knife" is a knife and "the knife" is also a knife.

MadgrAde: Huenonyms

The whole essence of the "press conference" in one question:
A journalist from Sevastopol, where there was no light for a month, asked about CORTICS.