Oh my god, I want her to fight!! to

Threatened fans to answer and correct quotes, this is not a forum, but a collection of quotes with a rating, stumbling to read all the shit ten times, and then the shit and the bottom even bigger shit in the notes.

From the official questionnaire on the website of Tolmachevo airport (Novosibirsk):
9 is Please rate the public transport services provided at the airport of Tolmačevo according to the following criteria:
[ ] Yes
[] No is

When can I get my cable from your charger?
Buy yourself a p(r)vodka and then we change.
I lost my cable, so I have to buy it anyway.
A Jewish divorce. To get my wire back, I have to give another my wire.
You’re getting to understand the essence faster.

Do you want to crack? I have breasts growing because of pregnancy, I barely get into my belly, today I went to buy a larger size. Well I decided to send MMSK to Henke, I photographed this masterpiece and I send it, with the text: 5th size!!! The phone gives out: "Too big size, compression." I even became scared. )))))))

to this:
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tatarin_art: Friday, the office,
by 17:30. I go to the kitchen for tea.
I see dispersed details and
The removed chair.
by admin. The telephone tube
On the table, from her.
There are short knots.
I went to the Matrix, I decided.
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If I remember correctly, this is how they left the Matrix, so this is a reason to think about.

Discussion of the article on "Electronic Teacher Assistants":
Bourgeois: They have virtual friends and girls. There is also a robot instead of a teacher. The poor kidnappers.
Reader: With modern trends rather robot...

- Chicken onions and 4 minutes to pass on a mixture of butter and olive oil in a ratio of 2:1, separately cook the butter sauce now when the men do not read you tell him that you are pregnant, he marries, 3-4 months you go on the type on the uzi, and then the type of miscarriage, and the ring is already on the finger, cover the bowl with a cap and fire on a slow fire until ready.

I say I don’t know what to live for...
To live for what? Live for yourself!! to

XXX: I am not you. The window is wrong.

I can imagine how hard it was before.

Nerey: You come, you sing serenades, in all the colors, with all the senses... And then "Oh, the window is wrong". You don’t copy so easily.

@2crazy4you: I watched porn - self-esteem decreased, went to the public bath - increased :)

Question for this here.
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Decided to re-read the words of the classic, wanted to introduce in Yandex "Beautiful time, eye charm...", sealed, introduced "Beautiful porka". Yandex offered the fair sex in Moscow.

And all why? We need to know the classics! "It is time!" (C)
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"Disclaimer" is this the case in this case?

Kenelm: Yes... With the emergence of accessible porn and multiplayer, the role of a woman in a man’s life has dropped sharply.

I sit down with my wife (then just a candidate) to watch the movie. I wanted tea sent to the kitchen, brought a couple of sweets and left, I eat and the fantasy has nowhere to go to see the controller. Not long thinking, I take the controller and tear off the cover (in the hope of shutting up the fantasy) and from there fly out the fountain of the tueva of the fantasy.
The first thought: "if I marry the knives of the Khan."

The Idiot
You do not appreciate me.
The Idiot
Woooooot...

Squared Cube:you know, and the phrase "he has users with root rights", told to a colleague on the phone and accidentally intercepted by the user, gives +100 to insinuate horror)

My girlfriend is not working, she is sitting at home and under our social contract with her, her household tasks are assigned, such as: food, laundry, cleaning. But lately she has something in these duties frankly hallucinated. When I spoke to her this morning, she replied that I didn’t motivate her enough. I didn’t have time in the morning, rushed to work. I went to the pharmacy and bought vaseline. Did I understand everything correctly?

" and what?
She went to the toilet and did not come back. No response on the second day"

You were racing, do you?

article about the next lost thin smartphone with a thickness of 6.95mm: "about such gadgets
They say, “Hold in your hand and feel the thing.”

eternix: about such gadgets
They say, “Hold in your hand and feel.
This place could be yours.
The battery.”

The smell of electricity

Our electrician, wiping out his black hands with a branch, whispered that electricity was dirty, apparently the electric power plants were turned to oil again, not what it was before when gas was made.