Garlic to the borst... Ah, not to get... The bulb to the borst? Oh, I can’t get it too...Fig with it, I’ll add mayonnaise! I got, I pressed in the borst, the dohuya issued! Something is going wrong...that’s fucking! Thirsty!! to

> as a result of assembling the walls of Ikea with my father throughout the day, I was a brainless dude only three times!

Well, you need to be a real brainless dude, that would all day to collect a wall from Ikea where everything is clearly and accurately tailored, instructions in pictures and resembles Lego. This is not your Russian furniture, where "fix the lamels with stickers and tighten the eccentrics", without a single picture of how these stickers with stickers look and where they need to be fixed.

111: There is a serious question
222 Which one?
222: I will not drink vodka
I’m serious about him, and he’s joking again.
111: Look at it If you were to sleep, well, even be drunk, and I pushed a baseball beat into your ass. Would our friendship end there?? to
222: The most important question to bleat...
111: It really matters to me.

"Without a phone call, knock on the door. Pope Svyatoslav enters and beats the table, takes "book", "tablet", "telic". Type of calculation! He was healthy and..."

Fuck you guys, you are fucking fucking. Feet in hand and lying. That their son is a fool is not your fault. Not you to pay for it. If you do, the court must prove it. And you understand that "Euroremont" is not proven. Check it out and then allow yourself to give...

In refutation of all theories, the little boy, who barely learned to walk, took a couple of steps, fell and floated on four times three times faster. Elijah was caught.

The porn site.
Japanese video with the speaking name "Bike".
A comment that made it pointless to watch the video itself:

And at the end, she says, “Why was I so evil before? Because I didn’t have a bicycle"...

Here is this:
YYY: In our area, these same brave guys painted the yellow patch with the usual color. To the question of Nafiga to do this, I received a reasonable answer "So this is to help the blind!"
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In the phrase combination of the "ordinary colour yellow turquoise" all four words are known to me... separately... have been until now... but now I ask you to explain to me their meaning...

Commentary on Gamepad

I bought it in the store, immediately unpacked (I wanted to play). As I went home, the knives stood. I was alone in the head with this fall - his blood shed, two others were frightened and fled. I got home, connected – it works! Generally a great gamepad.

In all the former republics of the Union, Independence Day is the independence from Russia. And only in Belarus Independence Day is independence from German invaders.

The Xxx Romantic
Yes, I have a gap working.

From Miley Answers:
My friend and I had a dispute. I say that Pikachu has three stages of development and he was immediately in the second phase. Pichu - Pichu - Raichu And he claims that there are only two stages.Picachu - Raich. Pichu is very similar to Pikachu and it is written on some forums that this is his evolutionary form.

<Criptok>: What are you doing? I was chewing the peel at that moment.

XXX: Coffee or tea?
YYY: Is there anything stronger?
I can give a nuts.

It’s also bad to go ahead of fashion.

When I got my first hand-free to the phone, I was cracked like a psychic who talks to himself.

When I got my first flash, it wasn’t taken, from the light bulb to the lipstick.

When I got my first smartphone, I was upset that I had such a big phone. Then we measured who was less. Now they go putting tablets on their faces, I scratch them... but I am the only one on the journey, because now it’s fashion...it’s okay now...

Recently colleagues told the phrase about the new novel of Pelevin and it came out as follows:

This is a continuation of one of his novels about vampires, but there vampires are not as everyone thinks of them... Well, in fact, he and the reverse have a novel - there the reverse also are not as they think of them... He even has a novel about Tolstoy - there and Tolstoy are not as they think of him... Yes, in fact, and about Chapaev he has a novel - there Chapaev is not as they think of him too.

The universal characteristics of all the books of the author in one phrase came out.

Fuck, I am a loser. I bought my own round sunglasses (as in Morpheus), I thought I would now have a pursuit of Morpheus, and I was called Basilio.

From answer.mail.ru on the question of the fight against cockroaches:
At the sabotage, the men found an opiginal way of tapping with tapakans. In the dining room, where they are sprinkled, there are plastic bottles of oil "Rama", about which everyone has heard thanks to the Peclam. The males leave a little of this so-called oil in these cupboards and put it overnight in their wagons. Hutpoo in these cappots turns out...what would you think? A layer of dead tapacans!
Ppichem will die tapakans only from "Rama". They left kopobki from under the oil "Kpestyanskoye", on the UTPO they were perfectly clean - neither oil nor tapakans. So the Pussian Napod, which in large amounts puts this "Rama", can be easily entered into the "Guinness Book of Pecopods".
Give it up!! to

It is a pity that many men have dignity just below the belt.

In the villages, the children from childhood knew where the kittens, pigs and calves came from, and at the same time they knew why the nephyg with whom came earlier.
I have a brother and a sister. They were 10 years old (at the time of the events they were 8). They know how they have been born for a long time (not in detail true, but the idea is known). And here on TV some joke about finding children in the cabbage. They don’t understand it and ask to explain. I explain that sometimes children are told that they have been found in cabbage, or that they have been bought in a store, or that they have been brought by a bow.
Why do they say this to children?
I: Well, they may be ashamed to tell the truth.
Brother: Do they not understand that in this way they say to their children that they are not their real dad and mom?

Life is beautiful! Not mine of course, but still.

Review of Age of Empires II HD:

Tag: play of childhood
Normal children played in syphus and hiding.
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