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[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80974
 02.05.2013
And remember that "the goods made in the sky" in Japanese is written as follows:
メ ソ モ ナ タ
ノく ひ ナ タ ひ て ノく タ ㄕし

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I’m Japanese and I appreciate it. A very harsh sense of humor, really.

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Here the Japanese can only sympathize here, because there is a non-illusory risk to honestly try to read this mixture of hiragana with catacombs with a single insert of the Chinese same zhuin according to the "right" rules and break your brain before the eye notices the suspicious similarity of lunar signs with Russian letters.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №80973
 02.05.2013
In general, it seems to me that Samsung doesn’t make its top smartphones metal just because they’ll look even more like a spade.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №80972
 02.05.2013
“Why are you looking at me like that?”? to
HE: And what else do I have to do for you?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №80971
 02.05.2013
What I hear: yeah, you are glad that you are such a fuck, with a child fuck married to someone else. Here is my daughter, a beautiful, smart, a doctor, her own apartment and they don’t call it a husband. And you? So... turn off the light.

This is the anger for such kindness. I am a doctor myself, I do not have to say this to a patient, especially to a young mom who has already gray hair from fear of a child!!! What is your dog business? It’s clear why my daughter doesn’t get married – with such a aunt! Who needs a woman who in old age will be so ugly?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №80970
 02.05.2013
I’d like to share an achivement – as a result of assembling the walls of Ikea with my father throughout the day, I was a brainless fool just three times!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №80969
 02.05.2013
XXX is
From the window I observe happiness: a young beautiful wife helps her husband to cut off his sportsbike. Nearby are rotating their 3 spinoffs: 2 boys and a daughter.

YYYY
Sounds like it sounds, xxx. FU to FU!! to

ZZZ
Great))) Years will pass and they will already be cut off on 5 bikes)))

TTT
Five years will pass, the sportbikeer’s grave will grow grass, and the children will have a new dad. No more bicycle.

Aaa
ttt, maybe the new dad already has, so the beautiful wife is so caring and helps with the bike

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №80968
 02.05.2013
XXX: I am bad
YYY: What is it?
He came to me yesterday, as usual. She left him and went into the shower. I return, and the candles are placed all over the apartment, the music is romantic, the roses are everywhere...
YYY: It is cool.
XXX: Oh, I’m also an officer. We stand, kiss, and then he suddenly jumps back, makes a terrible face, plays off and runs into the kitchen. and naked.
YYY :?
XX: I badly washed the hair balm from the ear. It turns out to taste very bitter.
YYYYYYYYYYY))))
You are funny, and I stand there like a fool, and I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №80967
 02.05.2013
Arthem

Eat it now 😉

Tatiana

Where did you get it? 😉

What is poured with boiling water into a glass is not a flour.

Arthem

My mom went on vacation and I ate.

Tatiana

Aaaah 😉)) Well then it’s all clear)
I already started to suspect that the mice were pity and brought you from the neighbors to eat.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №80966
 02.05.2013
He and she, passionate people.
She whispered:"Love, come on the table!"
He is like a gentle whisper:"I can’t, there is a plant!"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №80965
 02.05.2013
In the universe:
It is said that this session is the most difficult of all the studies.
So again?

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