I realized that I abused watching porn too much when I realized what kind of actor a young man from a neighboring office always reminded me of.

I found in the refrigerator the remains of a roasted lamb, too little to heat. I decided to squeeze inside the butterfly, removing the butterfly, mm... In the process of making the butterfly, the cat fell a couple of pieces, but he obviously wants more.
Here I decided that something was missing, cut tomato eggs, scattered the edges carefully. I went out for the cup. I return - the cat on the table (which is strictly forbidden to him), the eyes are square, the cheek, gently speaking, squeezed and a little sad. Well, this is incomprehensible to the mind - it lies butter with fruits and smells of meat!! to

He didn’t even run away, hoping to get to him. has not arrived. had to. Explain and share with this puppy.

Cheshire Manul of Schrödinger

I talked to a Polish man and found out that:
The goats are goats.
Thoughts are Horses
They make sense.)

and today. It remains to wait until the electricians raise the top power cable. They wiped out the whole building and had nothing to do. I stand by the window, scalping a scalpel (this is quite a working tool for us) about a stone. Shirk Shirk, Shirk Shirk, Shirk Shirk, Shirk Shirk In the office comes a young man pale with a lamp, sorry, burning, new, obviously, and, smiling, but somehow nervously (shirt-shirt, shirt-shirt, shirt-shirt) asks "you are given this for self-defense?".
I, thinking (shir-shir, shwar-shwar, shir-shir): "maybe...and maybe for attack...it’s regardless of how to sharpen...and what?"
I don’t have new relationships with men lately, I don’t even know.

from youtube reply to a comment from "dismissed cellular employee":

I used to work in a pipe factory, but I was fired because I was buried. So I want to tell you about my secret secret. You do this: From workshop number 2 through the hallway, go to the toilets and turn to the right. There there? On the left side of the door there will be a closet. You open the closet number 16, you pull the rope, the pad is opened, and there - the WOW! The vodka!
I’m not saying this for personal gain, but to make everyone swell.
It works 100% on all people.

And we have a shop with the slogan "Sport!Tourism!Fishing!" there is a wine department... It is so cute ^_^

“Today in the team “Gazovik”, which played with “Baltic”, was quite a Negro, on his T-shirt was written “Oyevol”. At some point from the southern tribune, where regularly gathered all kinds of idiots, he was shouted: "Learn Russian!" to this Russian citizen Adesoyye Oyetungyevitch Oyevolé, playing football from 8 years old, living in our country from 5 years of age, completely quietly, even without turning his head, threw: "***** shut down" and ran to play on.

From Khabr, from the news "The new US Navy destroyer is working under Linux"

The journalist of the site Ars Technica visited the ship with a tour and wrote an excellent report on the results of the trip. He also mentioned a curious fact: the ship's captain's name is James Kirk, it's his real name.

xxx: so this was James A. Kirk, and that was James T. Kirk, so not exactly identical :)
YYY: Yes, it’s a lie, this ship doesn’t fly.
Zzzz: This is the first version. Then there will be James B. Kirk, James C. Kirk and so on to space.