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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №127077
 20.04.2016
You are an adult man! You must have a purpose in life, I don’t know.
I have a goal in life – I want to earn Prokhorov’s fortune. In the condition of Bob Marley.
c) Astana.kz

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №127076
 20.04.2016
No, well, my husband also considered the washing machine a wildly complex apparatus that requires complete undivided control. I once watched the mother-in-law washing, I understood.
In general, as soon as the set of water begins, the hose is connected to the water supply crane, inserted into the compartment to load the powder, turn on the water, pick up a full water drum. As soon as this "debility technique" water salts, we repeat the procedure. And so many times.
I at some point at my husband in the washing machine loaded things and said: "and let's go for a walk")) I still remember those full panic eyes. Will you leave her alone?? to
Z is. She washes herself 😉

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №127075
 20.04.2016
Dazz: Remember the toy Terraria, where you have to run, dig, build everything
Dazz: I built a castle for myself, removed the armor and weapons so that no one would beat me.
Dazz: and I go fishing to the neighboring lake:)))))))
Dazz: and I will jump to the lake on the unicorn
Dazz: Scuco tested half

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №127074
 20.04.2016
I don’t like washing, nothing to me.
His wife was taught the technique of driving.
I say, before a long trip, don't let go, but die with a speck of oil. It’s a matter of two seconds, but God takes care.

And then they gathered in the country, and my friends at the entrance see this picture - the wife goes out to the car (for some reason she was driving that day), raises the cap, touch once, and I am like that - and when did you change the oil? I forgot the sky. Everything is black.

P&Q and Z. Now the guys with her respectfully advise - Khush, and what oil are you flying, semi-synthetic?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №127073
 20.04.2016
News about the flood, comments:
xxx: "drop water" more applicable to the toilet, on the GES - throw!
yyy: The water in Kama is so dirty that I agree with the author of ProPerm – it is "drop water".

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №127072
 20.04.2016
Suddenly an enormous hole ended.
Covered with a brass basin, so to say,
Wherever you look, to the left or to the right.
There are losses everywhere, there is nowhere to run.
Yesterday, everything was bursting in the market.
A crowd of non-residents came to us.
And suddenly the plague! Europe has forgotten.
America took care of itself.
Cottages and Limousines
Assets, smoking - rather sell everything
What to do? Theft of shops?
Bombing the railway stations or blasting?
What about restaurants? The Oscillation?
Bid, offer, spread and what about her? The Marge?
Office in the closet, split window.
A broken barge went down.
The team in panic: some of them crashed.
Others swing and jump off the boat.
And then only melt and melt.
There is no savior even in the shorts.
Farewell to the dream, how beautiful you were!
I wear a hat and smoke.
Don’t need Hennessy, pour a better beer.
Cheap Moscow
Give me a wrap. I love her again...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №127071
 20.04.2016
A: I know 5 cats who like to sleep in a dark corridor at night.
A: Every night she plays a cat roulette when she passes through it.
A: It is considered to be a special chic to go back there and not hit anyone.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №127070
 20.04.2016
I watched a show about animals. There they talked about wild predatory animals that are kept at home. You cannot allow them to be hungry. They need to be constantly fed, or they get angry and start to scratch, and some can even scratch or bite. Observing colleagues at work and comparing their behavior before and after lunch, I observe some analogy.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №127069
 20.04.2016
This is:
Nilo: So where did they get the word "procrastination"? Previously it was "trip". And now the same philons call themselves procrastinators, and look at you, like a diagnosis, and they don’t laugh at the diagnosis.

Because procrastination is not laziness. And you like words do not cover up, and you will still show your level, unless you first ask and then speak. Google to help.

Here is a quote from the same wiki at least, which Google releases in the top five:

Procrastination differs from laziness in that in the case of laziness the subject does not want to do anything and does not worry about it, and in the state of procrastination he realizes the importance and urgency of the work, but does not do it, possibly finding some self-justification. From rest, procrastination is distinguished by the fact that during rest, a person replenishes energy reserves, and during procrastination - loses.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №127068
 20.04.2016
I came to Sberbank, took a balance in the electronic line. Announced my number, I approach, and in this window I become in the usual order... 21st century technology)))

[ + 24 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №127067
 20.04.2016
You can't handle the washing machine - wash your hands.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №127066
 20.04.2016
All these doebki to names is a phenomenon of the same level as doebki to appearance, hair, music in the player - the hopnic nature rushes to freedom.
It would seem that it could be a matter of what the name of a stranger, but no, the stumbling is unusual, the stumbling stumbling stumbles, he is not at all! And his trousers have no lombas, and cut off not as he, the hopper, is used to. This is where he goes fucking.

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