My upper lip is lower. As a child, I have heard how beautiful my lips are. Now they say to me, fu, why did you pump your lips, before such mushrooms were beautiful, and now buye. And I look at my photos five years ago – nothing has changed at all!
Victims of fashion on both sides of the barricades.

When they returned, the Krishnaites sang in the subway. The daughter with intoxication sang Hare Krish and danced for half an hour
We were given a statue of the Buddha on our heads and told that we could ask for a spiritual desire to be fulfilled.
And my daughter asked my spaniel to learn to speak.

Service to organize access to prohibited sites Roskomazor.

I sometimes have such a feeling when smoking SQL server documentation that I am reading some book on esoterics.
"Specifies that the embodied context is the name of the login, the area of personification is the server."
There is still a shortage of Egregor.

Where can I buy small skin cuts? Need to repair the car seat and compost the favourite chair
Sometimes in synagogues.

Do you spit on my chest?
Diamond: I am not afraid. I am looking.

xxx: I, in principle, have an idea for the fanfic about Podcasters irresponsible affection for the phantom, and there is a shorter suffering, beige-pyry all things, but it is such a breyeed... you saw my slug and eyewear. Shame to expose.
and light. In the ficbook. On a site where there is gay porn with a bucket and mixers, are you ashamed to post something? There are stories there. Where Dobby cut off his socks, and then Hagrid. And tons, hundreds of tons of spores of all colors and degrees of brilliance. This site is like an orgy room. If you even dance a ballet and slide down, it’s a puddle for everyone, because before that, ten blacks had gathered up with a rhinoceros in a ballet pack, got pregnant and gave birth to a flock of butterflies.

I understood that it was necessary to talk less at home about work, when the daughter, playing in words, on the letter "R" said: Rosreestr!

There is such a boy, 25 years old, with 2 towers, in a big city, on a good job, in his apartment, it would seem to live and rejoice! But not! Need and need, stand, forever dissatisfied with something!
Why am I, a 32-year-old single woman with a child and in a rental apartment, always happy with life? And if I’m not happy today, then I’m silent and don’t ruin anyone’s appetite?
And then you complain to Freud.

I like these votes:

You were today:

1) in the columns
2) without clothes

1 vote for (1) - woman
9 votes for (2) - 3 women and 6 men))

Listen, if ordinary wheat is made of ordinary wheat, what is glass made of?? to

From the enlightened...

Ewan: Table Role-playing games... Is it when the housewife and the pool cleaner are both on the table?
gr1968: This is a German porn. But when a housewife, a sanitary worker, a pool cleaner, a pizza carrier, a window cleaner, a dog, a horse, and a dick on the table throw the cubes, who of them will be the Strict Lady - this is a table role-playing game.

Experientially it has been established that even the most experienced path can run into an equally experiential impasse.

At minus 20 two girls stop and ask from Golyanovo to VDNH to take for 50 rubles, sad kids, why not get rid of them, sit down and say, sits alone, sits down and repents with the other, immediately pulls her legs to the oven and asks thinly:
Are you not a maniac?
Yes a maniac.
Kaak cries and, having opened the door, does not go out on the go, but falls into the swamp, I have not had time to blink, and continues to blink. Her girlfriend runs:
What happened?
There is a maniac!! to
What did you take?
He himself said!

Give me your phone number!
- Young man, write 0695671230.
Hm... Soon...
Write, write and don’t be ashamed. Call me tonight at exactly six. We meet at seven for dinner. I don’t like eating later. There will be no sex today. and early. Take the money. I love the crabs. No need for flowers. and Savings.
I have sex tomorrow. I love from above. Is six months enough? I cannot pull with children. And you too. The boy. Then the girl. I am scattering. You will whisper. You go to the neighbor. I will pick your apartment.
This is stupid.
It is better to spend two minutes than twenty years.

How to convert Windows 10 to Safe Mode?
Yyy: Remove the cable, squeeze the glass.
XXX: What about what?? to
YYY: Only in this way will it be safe.

The film showed about Bond, James Bond, "dead, but not now", the matter is happening in the snowed terrain, all kinds of spy items for hiding, up to the car that becomes almost transparent... and only Bond is hiding in shelters being dressed in a black sweater and pants...

XXX: I am a humanist. I carefully placed the chicken thighs in a warm oven. They are warm and comfortable there.

You just don’t have a bulldozer.

In total, two tickets were released: 8,800 each.
yyy: 8800 is sand pile, 1 cubic pile material
zzz: this is METALIC, the masters are cotton!
Yyy: ))) so 8800 is the initial investment. I am afraid to imagine. - glasses (100%), - phone (85%), - shoe / tooth / T-shirt (50%)... and also cognac, whisky, beer, shaker, taxi (at night), taxi (at morning to work). Wednesday is out of life. No guys, I’m old for your fun.

Browsing the space of the Internet, I found an advertisement with the words: "Someone let his cat know!"

The Bulgarian rule.