I had already thought that the spammers-idiots had translated... no.

Your battery is severely damaged by a virus (4)!
We found that your Motorola Motorola RAZR at 28.1% is damaged by a malicious virus (4) obtained from recent visits to adult sites.It will soon damage your SIM card, phone contacts, photos, data, apps, etc.

Now I wait for this malicious virus to break my screen, the body to develop and a nuclear explosion :)

xxx: Looking at people, you come to the conclusion that they were created by the god Nah in pair with his brother Poh.

YYY: And it seemed to have gone out of the shit.

zzz: Three minutes before the deadline.

The commander, in order to estimate the losses, asks the commanders of combat units to report on the availability of personnel. Those who stood on the guard were awake and in anticipation, and those who were released were slowly wandering with red eyes on cotton legs. Without five eight, everything is in order, there is not only the Sturman of Glory. They start to find out where they were, where they went and all that. It appears. Without a tie and carrying something in his hand. He floats along the line to the stairway, no one is seen.
Glory to you!! - shouts, catching him, the commander, right into Slavino's ear, - the tie is your whereabla?! to
Thou shalt be the chief! - reports Glory and masches with the commander in front of the nose with a full-fledged third-size underwear. Then he tries to put it on his neck.
Glory to you!! “The commander is shouting, it’s a whirlwind!”! to
and Dia? He is surprised and tries to focus his eyes on him.
The Sturmman! Remove it immediately! - The commander ticks his finger into Glory, - Take him on board, I will then love him when he comes to consciousness! In this way, he doesn’t even excite me!

Do you treat your parents as demanding? Out of my house. Until the brain changes from milk to root

If your child behaves like a demanding thing, then you educated him like that. He thinks he has the right to demand.

Interesting male "logic"
If the virgin wants to communicate, she sticks.
Not wanting to be an arrogant prostitute.
According to my experience, if a man suddenly disappears from the circle of communication, then he either suddenly got more than another woman, or the woman had already burned the correspondence.

The Hicks again.

Iper: Because you have to sleep with ITshniks, not with whom you got.
0xd34df00d: You can not even sleep, but just make friends.
Better to sleep :)
0xd34df00d: It is better. I evaluate my chances properly.

What are the names of the girls? Which English and German?

Betsy and Elsa.

Zzz: And you are stable in your addictions. The Third Elizabeth?

by 20143
I don’t understand what religion prevents you from eating bread first and then buying a new one? If you want to be fresh every day, then buy small bulks or half-bukhans. The same with strawberries, what is the problem of cooking a little so that it does not remain for three days? And why can’t you cook the pasta when it’s finished and not when it’s in the refrigerator? They create problems for themselves and they hide themselves...I don’t understand that.

A couple of logistics:
You know the anecdotes?
Teacher – not at all.

I don’t like gays either.

If you don’t like, don’t eat. My tomatoes are like that.

Zzz: But tomatoes do not fight for their rights

Yes, they are not proud.

And when my son was born, there was a tumultuous discussion at work how to name, although it would seem, what does it matter to them? Most of all was sprinkled by a colleague named Sergei, who named his son (the lady!) Sergey too. In my words: "Serega, you missed your chance, before you had to show fantasy!" for some reason you were very offended...

by 20136

You just fished.
If the tenth man has a sharp interruption of communication, then it is you.

The golden fly is only pleasant and pleasant when it flies in front of your eyes for a minute, another and... then flies out into space, but if it starts to walk on your forehead, tick your cheeks with its feet, get into your nose - and all this is irretrievable, not paying any attention to your flaps, then you, in the end, try to catch her and deprive her of the ability to get bored.

(A.P. Chekhov "My Wives")

From Hicks
Chren with him with the reference, we were forced to draw the engine in the section manually, and once to 12 the same cut. One letter is not the case - you crush the whole drawing and go rework it.
Some tried to print in the carcass with pale lines and then circle it with a pencil, but whoever was caught at least once - passed the exams on the commission (which automatically meant no higher than three in all other subjects).
As a result, the people assembled a car, which drawn from the car with a real pencil, and then issued a second sheet of notes, in which the holes from the circle to accumulate.
The most fun was that we studied CNC programmers.

Q: Do you know what it was about?
Simka had to be moved to another nest.
After 40 days of communication with MTS
M: Emily
M is aa!
M: Does the second type slot not support tri-ge?
How to use different nests for different purposes
M: I have a very precise, but well-known association now.
You are a blender ?
J: Now I know how I will respond to you when you attack my pop.

He was so honest that he didn’t even use his neighbor’s unparalleled wifi!!! to

Shadowbuilder: I wonder, guys, what’s it like when you’re touched by big beautiful breasts? Share it! >^^^<"
Namdead: Tenestroj, one day a gyrobus fell on me in the bus, nothing pleasant.

>pro must black barcode

Take a look at the Coca-Cola aluminum banks.
The barcode on them is applied to a shiny surface in white color.
So, the polished side of the bank, for the reader - white. It reflects more than the barcode.
And the white color of the barcode, in this case, for the reader is BLACK. It reflects less.
Explode your brainz.

(from the discussion in VK)
I have a friend in America who lives and wonder what kind of gay people they have but no one is talking about them, and in Russia there is no type, but they are all on their mouths.

Previously, the manufacturers of crab sticks in every way hid their fish essence, but they themselves understood how funny they look from the outside. So now they have come up with a new funnel of ears: the slogan "fish protein - for your health". Take care of us, our caregivers!

It is a pity that you work in the north.

Somebody is sorry?

HHH: New so
We could have eaten together.

Through the road we live is a mess.