2134, the speed of computing and the volume of memory of the PC reached such a level that when trying to count them a person goes down the sum, but Opera and Kaspersky do not give up and continue to eat half of the system resources.

neo: And you, collision, taught geography by magnets on the refrigerator, as I can see?

xxx is. Do not anger me! I have 5 kg of pure perforator in my package!

Lili : Aha But still +17 in September, no longer that +17 in July why that

Dron7: what is heavier: a kilogram of lead or a kilogram of watt?

Lilia is Wata!

Dron7 is why?

By logic 😉 Because the mystery with the subwoofer)

From the WoT forum:
Storm, is the Israeli branch of tanks in development?
No, because it is not possible to implement the mechanism of the gun trade with the enemy right during the battle!

From Habr:
The further, the more these patent wars resemble kindergartens.
YYY: Not at all! In the kindergarten, the teacher or babysitter would quickly calm the disengaged children.
Zzzz: And we have a problem – the babysitter fight!

In the VK Group:

Rules of Group:

There are no rules. Do whatever you want.
I’ll punish you for that later. :D

by admin.

I have a girlfriend. She lives alone, does not fit with her personal life somehow, she calls herself a joke "forevere eloon". He wrote today in the status:
"This female essence will catch me. All day hands itching to cook something delicious. It lasted a long time and here it broke! As a result: a roasted soup on smoked pork crumbs, olive, chicken filet with a garner of foxes and fried potatoes, cake... Woke up when the cakes with apples stick to the beginning of O_o
And I can't eat all of this, because diet and allergy to half of the products >_<
In short, I'm what I want - hungry friends, I'm waiting for guests! and"

1: brought to repair a paid notebook, 5520G, the customer is very strong... I got a terabytes screw in the notebook... I sit amazed by this miracle)
2nd MDAA
1: he was never confused by the fact that he did not fit in height, scratched diagonally and pressed the cover of the body to hold)))
Upgrade in Russian)
Strange that the mounting foam did not pour)
1nd XD

On one of the sites: "Sensational discovery of scientists: it became known who built the pyramids in Egypt!."

of Tajikistan? O_0

Our company is among the 97 best companies in the world!!! to
Why not a hundred? It is the 97th.)
Suhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

From one of the sites, a comment on the USB vacuum cleaner for the laptop:

The idea is good, realizacia gavno! Sheli in Corpuse. Soset otovsudu, tolko ne is schetki. Ko mne prishel uzhe so slomannoy zaschelkoy. Luchsche v 2 raza dorozhe, no bolee akkuratno zdelannyi. Brother is not advised. (Sorry for bad English)

In the end of the ear, the girl on the phone:
Have you divorced? You do not hurry. It’s like work: first find where, then leave.

I may have made the world cleaner for one person today.
YYY :?? to
Have you washed or killed someone?

<xxx> he has a special rail for this home. When he speaks calmly with the user, he pulls nodes out of this rail.

Stories were invented in order for evil to be punished somewhere.

If anyone does not know, there are big changes in our Minobranki. Evergreen Fursenko left, the new minister appointed fresh orders. One of them had already invented a new form of a certificate and obliged all the rectors, and more than a thousand of them, to urgently fill out this form and submit it. Definitely in printed form, with your signature. Thousands of planes flew into the air, carrying the aforementioned certificate from all over the country to Moscow by express mail. Having received this mail, the deputy minister explained: the signature of the rector must be on each letter of reference.

The directors had to sign and send again. The book is small, 100 pages. But the wise deputy minister ordered that for each branch of the university it should be filled in separately. with the signature of the rector. In one department there were 29...

Analysts of the ministry have already calculated: if this deputy minister honestly reads all the records he has collected, postponing the rest of the affairs, he will surely have enough to retire. But after the next planner became clear - he is breaking new ideas. Trembling, colleagues attached a nickname to the rhetoric of Zammin - Every Leaf.

How much does it cost?
and 50 backs.
Is it so expensive?
How much would you do?

Talk about the past:
What is the "Alcohol General"? :D
Yyy: Here is a separate story
You are ashamed? 😉
YYY: No
YYY: Listen to
Yyy: I found a good job: to sell a car in the car center. Called, there a girl, asked to add their corporate ask. I added, she rejected the authorization, called back, said I didn’t fit them. At first I didn’t know why, and then I realized.
Tagged with: rofl

Evangelisto: While in America the M16 is just an automatic rifle, in Russia it is a screw.