The smoke now with one epic sentence reflected the whole essence of erpoge.
He picked up the armor in the toy, breathed and said so martyrly:
"You stand like a tile, you don’t know what to wear"
I humbly think it’s genius.

I have been saying for a long time that the essence of such RPGs is similar to the meaning of children's game "Dressing Mashenko" :)

The Holy Bureaucracy in Action
As a result of structural changes, a new office has been formed, which issues some documents. According to the order of the ministry, the name of the old office should be outlined on the forms of documents and the name of the new office should be placed in its place by hand or a special stamp. Well, in principle, at the level of modern bureaucracy, this is more or less logical... It turned out that as a result of a series of mutual misunderstandings and blurred formulations, some employees of the new structure began to write the correct title in the document. Thus e. Not to write the wrong, the old, then to sketch it, and to write the right, but immediately to write the right.
The Prosecutor’s Office was interested in this issue. This is an official crime. The forms are approved by the Ministry. And the procedure for drawing and writing a new one is also approved by the ministry. T.o It is not possible to write your own name, but another office (which, by the way, also exists). And to correct it to the right - it is also possible. It is not possible to write immediately. You can get an excuse for this or even leave the job.
Fuck, I can’t even say "what they smoke in this ministry". Just because it’s Minagro, so it’s clear they smoke there...

How do you call the cystics?
I have a friend who said Cisco XD
Tagged with: siblings
It is fabulous: oh! Mammologists should be called.
Iris :D
Tagged with: AGA
Reduced Mother
Are you working with your mom?
Irishka: the servacle broke (I need to call my mom)
It is fabulous :)
Isaiah said, “Maaaaah! He is broken :'(

The question is foolish, but it hasn’t given me rest for a few years, so when a square drops in a tetris and the player presses a turn, the square turns or not?? to

I asked the same question. But one day I started playing Tetris with almost sewed batteries. And, pressing the turning button with the falling square, I saw the square repaint. So the answer to your question is yes, it turns :)

Do you want a dog or a cat to burn? Or a hamster?
WOW (also girl): O_o...
There is probably not much meat in the ham.
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Wow, I haven’t been taken care of yet! ?
WOW: you are now standing around the boy who cooked me oatmeal in the morning...))))

from the police report: "the dead died as a result of the onset of death"

How cold it is in Russia.
It is dark and dull, and I want to drink.
For example, you can scare a cat.
He walks to the door and is not afraid.

Advance - I am an administrator, I go to one of the departments, one girl's car restarts when she inserts the flash.
I decided that either the connector is broken or the power line on the flash flashes. A few minutes sitting, pulling out the flash flash, then taking all their flashes that another 10 attempts, everything is perfect. I hit the connector, everything is okay, this beautiful woman fits herself, takes the flash and as soon as it touches the connector, the car reloads, I immediately take this flash and everything is normal. She also takes any other flash, tick - rebut, I decided that the static, held onto the power unit of another machine, I plug the flash all the norm. I choose a volunteer from the rest of the workers, she ticks the flash – rebut, let’s call the third, the same story. I try all the norms with them, in case of statics, holding on to one of them, inserting the flash - all the norms. It looks like in a distant galaxy, the adeptusmechanikum still, awakened the god machine.

X is morbid? I cannot look. I get hit by the screen. I can’t stand for more than 2-3 minutes.
Y: Yes, more than 3 minutes only the Terminator and Jackie Chan can withstand :)

Here I communicate with you and come to the only mental conclusion: “Woman, she is like flowers! You do anything to make it bloom, and it will disappear!"

And the men are like the first snow: you never know when it will come, how many centimeters it will be, and how long it will last!

In general, you are a person whose glass is always half-broken.

I worked somehow in the Russian State Historical Archive with documents of the Third Branch of the time of Nicholas I. This most secret police prepared for the Emperor a summary of events every week. I must say that crimes in the Russian Empire were fewer than in one day in any provincial Russian city today. There was a lot of fun. Some places the Highest Hand has placed untrustworthy notes "Is it true?"... I was most impressed by one message. Somehow it characterizes both the era and the country... The date is 1846. The text is this:
Chernigov County landlord Komar a hundred and twenty-year-old peasant
Astapov, bored with life, drowned"

It’s not scary if humanitaries consider themselves normal people. They do not know and do not know.

xxx: B####h, how do I do for #####o this auto correction of words
XXX: Turn off the wheel.

4pda, topic about marriage phone:

xxx: I just have miracles something with the phone... I have a whistle in my hands, but it is worth the wife to take it in the hands, so the whistle disappears and it becomes monolithic such a broken brick
Yyy: You still say that it increases in size))

Dr. Spiker: Have you noticed that the most terrifying words end in the words: boss, alarm, Monday?
Dark_Wizard_Sigma: The fucker is also awful.
Dr. Spiker: Oh, especially with bosses on Mondays.

How you have borrowed!
To all those who annoy about winter every year in March - remember, fucking, that before the baptism of Russia Maslenica was celebrated in connection with the spring equinox (20-21 March, if anything), and one of the oldest traditions on maslenica, in addition to the chuchel of winter - is the assault of snow fortresses.

Cat admin shredder huiase o_o

Why does HTML believe that “chucknorris” is a color?
Comments as always!! to
Chuck Norris is a terrible actor. If he's so cool, let him come and hit me with the head about the keyboardorapple b56till675lprplrolpigarapne56."
Chuck Norris can knock a rotating door.
It’s terrible to imagine what would happen if you put Chuck Norris in the font size.
No one survived to tell.

XXX: I wish you a good night.
YYY: Can the married get in?
Well, judging by the faces in the morning subway, maybe.

X: How would you call an enot?
Tagged: dog
XXX: Andreevich
xxx: the dog Andreevich grandson
YYY: for the enot