On the syllable:

On the bench openly smoking, enjoying the holidays, two high school students.
I listened to a man’s conversation:
Do you meet with Larry again?
Yesterday I came from the village and went for a walk.
Are you overwhelmed, mr.
She gave to touch.
What to Touch?
Something about my mythology.
I was drowning and couldn’t listen.

Then I wondered: why, if there is some shit in the film, it is called "life"? Life is made up of shit, what?

In the gardens of the Russians came the struggle with the harvest
Sadists spit tons of cucumbers, cabbage, tomatoes on familiar non-sadists.

From Zh.

I tell my mom on the phone about one of the music groups:

You know, in life they are like the lowest class of Gop's men, but their songs are great!

“Well, what do you want, all creative people are somehow strange, look at yourself!

But I am normal!!! to

And they think the same!"

...In short, the most common phrase I heard in Moscow was the phrase "give me help".
Thank you guys. Restore faith in humanity.
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We’re just here, we’re the travelling knights so to say.

fatboymachinegun: does maksim edush have a own youtube channel or something? He is funny as hell

by Maxim Filatov:
What fucking?? to

by fatboymachinegun:
8 and learn English.

On the wall of VK
X: Is anyone driving around the night city with a camera?
Y: The AutoCAD

The salt is over.
Mom: nothing terrible, and in general, it is harmful
I: Oh, and everything becomes harmful when it ends...

to this:

No need, I will pay myself. My own car!
Seller-woman, indulgence: Never prevent a man from taking care of you.
I, on the machine: It’s not a man, it’s a daddy!
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My brother and I went to the cinema, he has tickets, I have a bag, drinks and popcorn in both hands. We go to the hall, brother first - I am behind him, for me the door is closed, which I catch with my shoulder. Review of "Young Man! There is a girl!" Brother flegmatically: “Well, what kind of girl this is, this is my sister.”