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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №87314
 22.09.2013
I watched today ads on avito for the purchase of a car and suddenly realized that the beaten and painted cars owners burn or melt in the sea, so that they do not fall into second hands!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №87313
 22.09.2013
Today asleep under the rainbow (and under it only sleep and there are fungi) heard that cats are moving in space, and Christopher Columbus was a cinemacephal (dog-hunting). I approached the window and cried because my cat has been roaming around the world for a month without me, curving the space, and I am a fool looking for him in the basements.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №87312
 22.09.2013
The monastery. The deacon loves to eat. The cook made cake with potatoes. In the evening, the dialogue between the deacon and the idol: d. And the cakes! I prayed for cake today. Father, each prays to his gods.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №87311
 22.09.2013
It is necessary to add:

> Brake – the helicopter’s lunch. The helicopters heated the lunch by putting it on a hot engine. Since this had to stop and land (slow down) the word brake came into use. Well, since helicopters sometimes fell... Moreover, sometimes they failed under the ground, after some time this word came to the miners, and then broke up in other non-helicopter environments...

Many do not know, but helicopters have existed on earth since the creation of the world. The church hides, but it is already known that God created Adam, Eve and with them the helicopter. The truth is why the helicopter was expelled from heaven together with its ancestors is unknown. Per this helicopter played the role of a snake and fed Eve with apples. If he was then wearing a flight suit with a mask, then he could well be confused with a flying. Since the helicopter did not have a pair, he had to reproduce by partenogenesis, and he reproduced so successfully that already in the Middle Ages the traces of his descendants can be traced by studying folk folklore. All these dragons, the Hornets, the Movement birds were actually helicopters on their helicopters. At the time, their partenogenesis was already considered a shameful remnant of the past, and in addition to sheep and cows for food, they abducted girls. By the middle of the twentieth century, the population of helicopters increased so much that they had to move to a legal position and join the ranks of humanity. So the brake from the helicopter slang and got into our lives.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №87310
 22.09.2013
I went to the personal office in Megaphone, a lot of money goes away, I will order, I think, detail. Password, clear pen, I do not remember. Send a SMS (free of charge) Password came in. It is 184 rubles. While I ordered, I entered the e-mail address, look-and-in the account already 176 rubles. For the first time in real time, I saw my money leak somewhere.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №87309
 22.09.2013
You write like people.
With a console in
The game cannot be stolen,
This is a exclusive prerogative.
PC-snippers who are regenerating games
They don’t buy and only know what they do.
to go. Consoles are all like that.
honest and innocent, and with one
Speaking of Piracy
They cheat and cheat their own.
GEMPADS

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №87308
 22.09.2013
But the golden iPhone will be very well combined with the golden teeth of its owner.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №87307
 22.09.2013
Yesterday I called my mom and asked what I could give her for her birthday. To get married and give birth to a grandson, the mother immediately burned out. and added after a second break: although no, you probably won't have time to give birth until tomorrow.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №87306
 22.09.2013
Sunny here in the electric car a free RJD newspaper ("Gudok" or something similar) Rapidly broke through, not finding anything especially valuable, on the last page noticed a small crossword.
The bliss of the pen was with it, the time was over, and the crosswords did not figure out for two years - decided to strain the brains.
By vertical: "What allows you to look at a beautiful girl, turning to the other side".. The long word, the last letter - "E".. Nothing doubted, I entered "INSPIRATION" Not fit.
I didn’t know this crossword anymore.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №87305
 22.09.2013
There are chat bots. Let me a lecture bot write, will send all things to students instead of me. and what! He downloaded the textbooks - he generates for himself. They will be taught - it will not be distinguished at all :)

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №87304
 22.09.2013
xxx: in the series "Elementially" Moriarty - the former girlfriend of Sherlock
XHH: or what kind
I don’t remember the end.
WOW : WOW
WOW: This is a mess.
Conan Doyle in his grave.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №87303
 22.09.2013
The university has given me a lot: I have learned to lie so that I believe myself.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №87302
 22.09.2013
You are here about packages with packages, about files with files, about folders with folders..I saw a neighbor’s aquarium with banks! This is really hardcore.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №87301
 22.09.2013
Today saw the top of optimism, the heating pipe in the place of the substrate is wrapped with an isolated...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №87300
 22.09.2013
Maisha (10.09.2013 18:21) :
Your dress is ready, but I lost a needle in it.

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