The cat was fed from a pipette.When he was a kid, he used to sleep with his husband on his neck. Now this 7-kilogram monster sleeps partly (with a tail) on my husband's neck, partly (mordy) on me. And it would be nothing, his whirlwind is strengthened, his moisture is elevated... but before going to bed he injects all the washes near the house, and is terribly offended that his beloved is driven out of bed...

The Unforgettable University:
So, ladies and gentlemen, we take the notebook, open and divide the page into two halves. On the left you will write your version of translation, on the right - the correct one.

20:48 The Russian Federation Council intends to recognize the transfer of Crimea to the Ukrainian SSR as illegal: it was a revolutionary act
In general, it seems to me that the parliament of Mongolia must now be overthrown, and a law must be passed to abolish the exit of the prince of Moscow from the Golden Horde.

I go to the staff department today.
The cry (third size in a deep decoult) leaned over the table, saying, “Look, my eyes are red?”
I could not see the color. I am a daltonist.

The student girl was wildly confused when a computer science teacher offered her to get rid of the cycle and increase the buffer size.

I like the night. Especially walking at night. There is no soul on the streets. For a moment, you seem to be alone in this world. An unforgettable and beautiful feeling.
WOW: And then you remember that you are in Russia, catch something heavy and get home faster.

Discussion of a prospective vehicle.
Why are these victims? We would make a fast pipeline transportation in the city. I have a dream: I stuck the child in the capsule, after 2 minutes he was in the kindergarten. Do not go anywhere in the morning.
YYY: I’d have a penis in the capsule that night – and the problem would have disappeared by itself.

<xxx> The most reliable and proven way to pretend you are working is to work!

About the state of Russian science by Don Cesar de Basana:

Whoever desires knowledge, whoever is devoted to science,
They are burned on fire, condemned to torture,
But without shame today, as before,
The scientific degree is awarded to ignorance.

American reality is that if you don’t meet a good guy, you’re 100% gay.
Russian reality... whom you will not meet... either a pidor or a mudilo!!! to

XXX: I sit and watch the movie Red Lady.
The police dialogue:
Take an olive and ask your neighbors.
I hanged in the stupor for a couple of minutes thinking why to question the neighbors need to have a salad. Then came the illumination - Olivier is the same name))))) Yes, soon NG)))

My friend (a very serious mechanic) went to the store to buy him a jacket. The girls flew, they knotted: "Excellent choice, here brushed wool"
Comrade, touching the jacket: "How do they brush it?"
Girls: "We don’t know, but wool here is 150 percent"
Comrade, I said "There is no such thing"
Girls: "Yes you that, there are models where 200 percent wool"

All the talk about my cat’s intelligence and cleanliness ends when it begins to bite a whip.

You let the psychoanalysts into your kitchen, and they kill your cockroaches.
Yyy: They’re pushing you to kill them yourself :D

-We are very easy to manage, we have "joystick"))

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Women are more difficult to manage, they have "tachpad" constantly licking

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Slide to Unlock!

Civilization has come to us in the face of the Rostelecom (for us this is a real event), but it is not the essence.
The sales manager (or whoever he is there) had such a cute young man in a sports suit and with an animesic speech. He gathered our, the floor to agitate, record applications, etc.
You should have met two people:
Koshchev Sergey
I am the Immortal Vladimir.
“Take hands”

The Seventh Panic:

My father has steel eggs. When the euro was sold for 120, he went to the exchange... and sold all the euros he had. A fine sum, by the way. He was looked at in the exchange as an alien. When he told me this, I barely sat down. I was convinced that everything, the cape, tomorrow the economy will slide into the stone age, and so at least something would remain for us. Today he went, and coldly bought the euro back, but it turned out to be almost 70% more. I asked him why he didn’t wait, he could even double. He said that hysterics are always visible, but to predict further market fluctuations he no longer has enough brains.
and...

Father has not steel eggs, but brains in place, unlike you. And in the situation that arranged you such panicers, I decided to multiply the money a little. I was able to stop in time! The young man!

Nothing predicted.
I sit on a tablet, looking for videos on YouTube.
The video is preceded by advertising... about "OK, Google".
And the tablet cheers joyfully, closes a page from YouTube and starts looking for a word from advertising.

The woman puts the child to sleep:
Masha, go to bed! by Masha! Go to bed! Go to bed!

xxx: Oh, I was searching for a former colleague on social networks. We worked twenty years ago, it would be interesting to talk.
Finally found, read the posts - well him to x@yam. So much searched?