The cat should be launched at least as an affordable detector of good and natural food.

I’m convinced today that intelligence is a great thing!
WOW: What is it?
XHHH: At the stop there is a barracks, at the barracks a mother with a child. The child cries "Buy-Buy-Buy!" and pulls his mother to the barrel. Mom resorted to the last remedy: “If you don’t stop now, I’ll sell it to that uncle.” I have to say, we have a meeting of department chiefs today, so “uncle” is very representative: in a jacket, with a tie...
The child looked at his uncle and seriously said, “No, you won’t sell.” I decide to play, I get a wallet, I approach: "Why are you selling the child?".
HHH: How she hit me! "How dare you offer this!" and so on.
HH: Well I went away. The child looks and makes conclusions.
Aunt calmed down, and the child said so calmly, "Mom, if you don't sell me, then buy me a machine."
The parent had such a physique that it was just wonderful to watch!

Man: It is said that if you crack poppy polyethylene during sex, you can get a overdose of the hormone of happiness.
MISS: You can get it in your head.
A! The exit! Condoms made of polyethylene.

Leo-loErlo: Volunteer in #Krimsk You understand what people started to come back to themselves when they started to trickle when choosing canned foods.

Programming is shit.

They got drunk and started coding.
They picked up a proga, launched it, it was displayed on the screen "hello world", and they were hysterically rushing.

On one tracker, comments to the film in ts format:
by Klimchik:
How can the sound be seen?
by Carlito:
With the Oscillograph

Talk about the tattoo 'lambda in the circle':
This is a half-life period!
–...
It was called the Half-Disc. :D

Q: Let’s make sex partners! Until I get bored? 😉
M: Why shouldn’t I?
When will we start? 😉
M: Well you’re straight like you’re talking about big tennis or lunch)))
How big it is! 😉 A lot of time is needed! Pingpong I think for the beginning)

This is an uncomfortable feeling when you first buy a "surprise", an anal lubricant for her, and she says when she sees it, yes, I didn't think you would agree.
YYY 0_0

Dear car enthusiasts of Tomsk, let us all clean the cars together in one day. It was hot :(

I work as a cook, talking to two colleagues.
Did you put the potatoes on the pie?
...
Do you fucking urinate?
I am not silent, I am crying.
Rise louder, I can’t hear it.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Authorship Authorship?

ххх: Well, to work Senya arranged, I am standing in front of the staff department, suddenly a man passes by, such an ugarny, and his phone is just ringing, and on the call the melody from Masyanya stands, well remember, type "alo director, let you go to the ch..y director..."

WOW: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

HH: That’s the point...

It turned out that he was the director. x_x

MeL: I am looking for a new water-dust-dirt-protected phone. Under one of the crash tests on YouTube, the top comment pleased:
yes i can finally watch porn in the shower!

This is a cappuccino, she sits on a diet, according to which you can eat no more than a glass, once every 5 hours. And it looks like everything is fine, and the diet is quite tough...
HH: But she’s drinking huge glasses of beer!! to

Yesterday, around 3 o’clock in the night, three drunken men argued very loudly about how the word “one” is written in English.
And now the essence of the dispute: through W or through Y)))
I have never heard so many different pronunciations of this word before.)

of work. The heat. There are 1-2 flies flying. I killed four. Each time they appear in 15-20 minutes. We are exactly in the matrix and these frogs have 15-20 minutes of rep time.

Because of this stupid article now on the Internet can not write a word...
WOW: Don’t tell him! It is a word that cannot be called.

There is a lie, there is an abominable lie, and there is "I have not pressed anything, it is itself!

I bought, I mean, a friend computer, need antivirus of all kinds.
Q: Listen, what is the best way to protect against viruses?
I (completely on the machine, without intention): Well, Durex or Contex, who how?
Q: Okay, thank you so far.
After half an hour, she stumbled on me with a gentle and not very matte, because the boy in the media market was so covered after the phrase: "and so that there were no viruses on the computer is better than Durex or Contex?",that he was put in order for 20 minutes.
Unfortunately, I didn’t see the guy’s face, it should have been a spectacle.

My younger brother works as a veterinarian in a very large collage. One partner left the session, the other broke his leg. Working with Val. A protein turns in the wheel. And here the district chief throws the order to take blood for leukemia tests.
Brother stupidly does not have time, and the deadlines are pushed. As a result, he takes a blood test from one cow and spills it into five probes.
Within a week comes the result: 3 cows are healthy, 2 are sick.