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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №100841
 23.07.2014
XXX is blown.
xxx: The "Java Philosophy"
XXX: It offers me similar books.
xxx: I quietly whisper from "Anatomy of Hell".
Yyy: What a charm
xxx: Yes and "Paris diet" also looks cute there.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №100840
 23.07.2014
Errors of the IFS in calculating the car tax
xxx: the fiat panda of my squad chiped from 60 to 560 hp. Referred to the base of GIBD.
sergeantserg: rubber must be purchased by aircraft))
Realzika: I'd be crazy on him the right pedal to touch with such tht

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100839
 23.07.2014
Q: Per it is convenient to be a bisexual zoonecrophile.
A: This significantly increases the chances of casual sex.
The dead pigeon lies. Thank you God!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100838
 23.07.2014
"In the case of the accident in the Moscow metro detained two other suspects"

The left rail and the right rail?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №100837
 23.07.2014
This biologist

The teeth are chewing. They are very difficult to tear a piece of meat out of the body, but they are ideal to crush a bunch of grass fine. There are livelihoods. They can’t chew the food, they crack it and swallow it.
And now, pay attention to the question: what eyes and teeth has the human being awarded evolution and what parallels do you see?
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In a person, the teeth are just chewing - the cutters and root teeth are dull, unlike the cutting conical teeth of predators, and the lower jaw moves in all planes. And pigs and pigs have, this is a weapon that can be purely defensive.
What, of course, does not make a person "herbivorous" - normal all-eating, grass can not be completely digested, a large amount of raw meat - too, to kill and disassemble a large prey is not able. Natural food - fruits, roots and, if applicable, small animals, as in all primates. Lemur, chimpanzees and bear grills

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №100836
 23.07.2014
This is:
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Smirnyaga: and I’ve been around 20!!! Shops in Search of Wire
What kind of cable is so rare?
Smirnyaga: Well, I have a kraken armor.
Smirnyaga: they are original and optimizers
Casthack Google Kraken
Casthack: Has Tencent purchased? and c)

Why write a quote that most readers do not understand? Think a little before you send something here.

You will not please - then there is no good humor, and they will send - too difficult...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №100835
 23.07.2014
xxx: I, of course, knew that she was an adequate girl, but that the girl after the first time began feverishly tearing the whole bed, and to my question answered with an alarmed voice "Yes, I'm somewhere here virginity ball" - it's already even for me overwhelming...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100834
 23.07.2014
I denounce a subordinate colleague, who just got out of leave - the day passed you did nothing, allegedly got into the situation, read documents, and in the end did not write anything. And what will you do tomorrow, because the links to the study of the environment will no longer run? He smiled and answered with a call - so tomorrow I will take my hands.
Then I said, you will have to stretch your arms if you don’t do anything! And under the general goot went out of the office...
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Dialogue of two fools.
One does not think that after the vacation and really need to enter the course of affairs.
The second can’t link three words like "Tomorrow and I’ll start" or something like that.
And most likely, it is from the category "Vselegli\patztalom\dikyrzhač\zanaves".
In short, you are a fool, not the boss.
by IMHO.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №100833
 23.07.2014
And when you are killed, will you call the police for help? Or is it better to have familiar bands?
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An interesting fact from the life of the urban jungle: the oppressed hoppies, feeling that the force is not on their side, rush into the militia. The victims are often silent. Their education to knock, you see, does not allow them. Because they are in this ecosystem and victims, actually.

And yes, what will you pay with the bandits? Serious people will not just be so forever.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100832
 23.07.2014
I feel like he’s going to beat me on Monday.
Red Beard: Em... Fisted after I feel or after my ass?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №100831
 23.07.2014
here here :
I have a pressure of 120/80, like a cosmonaut, but I have a job, an apartment and a salary like a loch, not like a cosmonaut.

I have, on the contrary, a salary under a new tax, an apartment and not one, but in my 30s the whole head is already gray and I know all the pills from high blood pressure. I would walk away without looking at you.
Take care of your health, you won’t really buy it!!! to

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