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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №85980
 23.08.2013
Roskomnadzor has published a full list of “pirate” sites. thank you!! I’m tired of looking for them all over the internet.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №85979
 23.08.2013
xxx:... and then Java will disappear as a class.
What a subtle irony...

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85978
 23.08.2013
Hello, I am getting married
yyy: I hope "I marry" is this not a verb?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №85977
 23.08.2013
I am a subscriber of the Green Operator. The days needed to buy 2 room, ordered through the online store, calls the mobile girl, clarify the details. The connection is terrible, everything breaks, in the middle of the conversation, the connection is interrupted. After half an hour, he calls back, we finish... Finally he says to me: "And give me, please, another phone number. You have a very bad relationship".
and self-critical.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85976
 23.08.2013
Dear WoT's and sheep!
Where can I see your costume?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №85975
 23.08.2013
They say, “He had two miserable marriages.” Thus e. If people are separated without having time to ruin each other's lives, it is a "failure".

But if they bite each other’s brain and spinal cord and continue to do so, the marriage is successful!

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85974
 23.08.2013
No man, you don’t understand...
When you go out, and your trousers are really wet from the sweat on your ass, on your trousers, and it is really visible, but you no longer have the strength to be ashamed - you just fuck.
When you go out and think that the most brutal slam on the prodigy was just a child’s fun compared to this...
When you go out, and you, instead of boxers, have strings, and you are not quite sure that you have not lost your anal virginity along the way...
Then you can think you know the metro.
This is our summer!" (c)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №85973
 23.08.2013
Mr. proud > In that month for the car loan paid... It turns out my salary can live! =) is
J@h > Ah, and when you close the mortgage, you will find that you have a high salary =)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №85972
 23.08.2013
Sometimes, when I forget the player at home, I witness very funny dialogues in the subway (the author’s slogan is preserved): a boy and a girl of 20 years are driving next to me, a boy demonstrates a student ticket and says proudly:
I studied at Baumanka before.
Why are you not studying now?
Boy (in his voice heard all the sadness and injustice of the world): -Do you know what to do there??? I have to go to the class every day!!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №85971
 23.08.2013
A friend from his father on the phone:

Father: Hi son, what are you doing?
Yes, the chicken is hot.
Father: Well, let’s heat your chicken. A cute one? How are they called?
Friend O_O

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №85970
 23.08.2013
Below the window is a children’s playground. A deaf sound of blowing, a scream, and then the voice: "Bingo!!and "

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №85969
 23.08.2013
I work as a sysadmin in a small company. The manager asked her to connect the headphones to the computer. I pulled, sat under the table, connected. At this time, the Internet (a failure with the provider) falls slowly, and, accordingly, the mail ceases to work. People start to be scared:
The SMTP server does not respond, what to do?
I sit under the table, thinking about what might have happened, I’m silent.
Girl, fun – Don’t touch him, he’s hiding! xd

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №85968
 23.08.2013
Friendship is when you don’t post a photo because it didn’t work well.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №85967
 23.08.2013
To this "First write here that "I marry with breasts", then complain here that the wife is stupid. Do you have any thoughts?"

Better a fool with breasts than a fool without breasts :)

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85966
 23.08.2013
to this
A century ago, I decided to travel by bus. A young family couple. The wife is obviously dissatisfied, and the evil looks at her husband. He tries to explain:
M: Listen, I’m not to blame that this thing broke in the car.
J: What kind of thing? (of course)
Yes, the wheel is turning.
What is noise?
M: What a shredder, this is a grenade.
G: equal angular speeds, fool
And he did not break in you, oh, he crushes only at the angle of acceleration, that is. Turn the wheel.

Nemo pause, the guy wiping out his eyes looks at the faithful

J: Yes, dear, before cooking you borsches, I worked as an engineer-constructor at the CB of mechanical engineering.

Chess and Mat

It seems to me alone that it is at least strange that the husband only, apparently, now learned who his faithful worked? Is it so secretive or is it so secretive? Do you get married then?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №85965
 23.08.2013
I found on the forum - a quote from an American motorcycle driver who travelled through Russia:
When you drive and see in the mirror that you are catching a truck with the inscription HOMO (OMON mirrorly looks like NOMO, which is translated as GOMO), the point involuntarily shrinks.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №85964
 23.08.2013
Men are unpredictable. In front of some women, they are ready to take off their hats for a lifetime, and in front of others - only cowards!
And we, the poor, sit down and guess which one of us is more fortunate.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №85963
 23.08.2013
from one video resource, discussing a video where two sports-beasts drowned one alcohol-beat:

The xxx:
What to fuck with comments? You are defending a buggy zombie, who clearly has already pulled hands to aggression. The other stopped him, because it was no better to be an aggressive shit.
The guy in red showed restraint, after 1 hit scratched, so that the one dropped, but the zombie is not able to think, so it was necessary to persuade. But alcoholzombies usually do not know restraint and compassion.

YYYY :
And what do you mean by the gesture – hands stretched with palms forward? The second blow was unnecessary.

and ZZZ:
A lot can mean. "Let’s play in the cushions", "Look, I washed my hands before lunch", "I’m like your mother grabbed your breasts", "Be careful, cast fireball".

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №85962
 23.08.2013
I: Yeah... you’ve got here... Horec must have fallen.
D (not upset): aaah, it was a horec, he ate an apple in the room... I was in shock, what did my grandfather think when a large rat-like creature fell from the ceiling!?! I have to give him an apple!

-- Just grandfather grew up not on "stalkers", but in a circle of youths.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №85961
 23.08.2013
A grandfather approaches me, a regular client of the library, stretches me a paper, and says with a serious face:
I can’t find in my dictionaries what these words mean.
I read.
"Homofobic" and "Fourset"
I with the same unwavering face (I try) begin to write him the definition on paper.
He is reading:
I didn’t think it was so bad...

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