China plans to buy 3 million hectares of Ukrainian land!!! -- "As Reuters reports, China intends to acquire 3 million hectares of agricultural land in Ukraine. If the deal takes place, Ukrainian lands will become the largest acquisition of the agro-industrial sector of the People’s Republic of China.

Yyy: With holops, but not?

One lady suspects that her employees are opening their business and deceiving customers. Not cleverly, she asked a friend to go to an interview with a suspicious company. A friend shared the fears that her FIO would be easy to calculate whose referral she was, and we recommended to make a fake resume. A couple of minutes...
What a fool I am!! I created a file "fake resume", filled it out... and so I sent it out!!! to

Call to Mom:
Oh yes my son. What? The Turtle? Caesar will eat her.
C : ( the components )
No, son, you are thirteen years old, you better take a girlfriend!

by Elena M. Zulin:

How to determine if a child has reached sexual maturity? This can only be determined on the basis of forensic psychiatric examination.

Q: It’t bother you either.

Peter is
Repeat the 90s series

Commentary
Anonymous 15:27
I hate Rabbi Ishaur, because of her we stole 25 sheep with the sheep, and the whole village didn't see this, because of it. Everybody looked at Isaac.

Reviews of Russian buyers on foreign shopping platforms are still great. Second twenty meditated on the comment to the lowest rating: “The product came with marriage.” And then it shattered me. “With marriage.” With the marriage, the goods came to them. with marriage.

I work as an operator in the call center:
AB: When was the last time you paid?(Type of Tariff)
I: Looking through the information, I see that the last removal was on September 19. And here the subscriber is so indisputable:
September 19 this month.

Is it possible to open a beauty salon?
YYY :?? to
My husband says I have a good peeling.
I guess you misunderstood it ;)

My son came to the military in the morning and asked:
Are you long? Your help will be needed.
Without any emotions:
Maybe for an hour, maybe for a year.

Do I have to repeat the quotes every page??? I want to do it twice, and I want to do it twice. (continuation from readers)

I am just very worried when I go to the pharmacy with a prescription from a doctor, because I am afraid that the pharmacist will read something wrong and sell me something wrong, and I eat something wrong and I will get somehow wrong.

by Habr

Vilianov: But the voice speaker 5s, frankly, surprised me. Externally, it is almost no different from its predecessor, only larger (in the photo on the left). But behind it there are not two contacts, as in the absolute majority of analogues in devices of any brand, but four! Why so much is unclear.

Ogi: Two contacts transmit the voice to the interlocutor, and two more send it to the NSA.

From the comments in my-torrent (!)

Beautifool
from 22.09.2013

Fuck the English textbook!
from 22.09.2013

Comment on the story of a girl who tries to lose weight and can’t:
X: It was the same. She was confused about weight and food, could not think about anything else, and even cried when trying to do something else, she still thought about food. I came to the point that I stopped drinking, it seemed like I was fat from the water. She was fat but sick. I got a kiss from my mother, and then I thought about what was happening. Now I am fat and happy. Not in happiness.

Have you watched "Mui-43"?
XX: I was shown fragments, I thought I would get bad.
xxx: Listen to how THIS ACTORS could have agreed to appear in "muwey-43".
XXX: It’s all the same!
xxx: it’s the same if Cobson sings "Mom loves".

Okay, I go to sleep, I wake up tomorrow.
YYY: Is it too early?
xxx: just get up... in principle =\

News on TV. A high-speed race to the top of the Elbrus. Commentary on the topic of damaged weather and wind:
But not all athletes are lucky. A strong wind long hunted on the slope of the joyful American.

This is:

I drive without a car. Recently I got into a small car accident - I had to brake in the detector. The DPS car followed, naturally stopped. Inspector (A): The whole of himself? Can I go to the hospital?
I: No, thank you, it’s okay.
Okay... let’s take a look at your papers.
I was fucking...
2nd (from the car): What, did you decide with us?

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It’s a pity that you didn’t break up, fool. Because of such wickedness on the road, normal people die, shit.

At two o’clock in the night, the SMS came "Tolyan you sleep".
He did not argue and went to sleep.

Somewhere in the late 1990s found my old missing friend, who turned out to be pop. He came to me and asked me to play. I offered him something like quinoa. to that he replied that faith does not allow him to play games with monsters, i.e. "give me something where people have to be killed."