My girlfriend pulled on the slide, I was 25 years old never standing on skis in my life, and she is dumb and struggling alone. Well, ok, I roll at a speed of 1 km / h, like a cow, and all the others pass by with a whistle. Two guys come in and gallantly offer to ride, holding me by the arms, and, teaching me to brake, just friendlyly let go at their own speed. A 11-year-old boy kicked me out of his belly and, breathing up, said:
Okay, let me teach you.
He taught honestly by sacrificing his time.

- The Gorynych Snake is, of course, an aviation, but what is a screw or a jet?
Probably screw, but when it’s scary, it’s reactive.

It is sad to admit that the cat is lighthearted.
Three days ago, a strong black cat took care of her. Yesterday she... hm... met with a grey man.
I found her in the morning with a red eye. Thick, but very clever.
I am sure that ladies can draw and out of this postulate "all the men of the barley".

- Semen Markovich, I understand that you are a great option, but the fact is that Iza is only in resuscitation. be patient.

Did the cat diet help?
But did he never lose weight?
Fiona: according to what to mean by "help"
He recovered by almost a kilogram.

The Parental Forum.

and XXX:
The middle son set the perfect order in the kindergarten. Three days later, on the crew: “If I ever become a film director, I will definitely make a movie "Srack Returns"!
OOOU :
In three days? % of
You can get the first pictures in 30 minutes. :D
You won’t have time to assemble as nature is ready :D

The world of fashion is ruthless and merciless
YYY: Write correctly

So pleased these pathos videos on YouTube.

Type, "The Third World War will begin in spring 2017"...

At the end of February 2017, an asteroid will destroy Earth.

At the same time, at the beginning of the warning roll - "Tobacco products may be shown".

“Yesterday, guests from Tehran came in and told me that there are a lot of words from the farce in Russian.
Which ones?
For example, Farsi and Tehran.

This morning I am going to the international biotechnology conference, Misha (4) is the only one waking up and accompanying. Drinking the tea.
“Misha, all right, I’ll go and put on the costume.
And why?? to
I will speak.
Are you going to be a rabbit or a mouse?

The discovery of another Earth-type planetary system.
with a star named "Trappist".

xxx: - how will we call the potential inhabitants of these planets - trapistans,
Trappists or Trappistons?"
YYY: - Anyway, only if not "my lord".

I work as a governor in the family. There is another 11-year-old boy in the family who is trying to troll me all the time. And then I came up... he runs after me with a pillow and fucking that pillow, like a dog and no admonitions help, then I turn and with a serious look I begin to stretch the knots on the blouse, small as the wind blows. I only fear that another year and this method of humiliation will cease to work :(

Well, peddlers and do not take in the Cossacks, it is natural.
– is
Yes is. Piddars have nothing to do with clowns.

There was a moment when I was studying or in fifth or sixth grade, I spoke about six caps. The mother, noticing this trend, tied two hats for the weekend: one ordinary: black; the other pink: either she was glamorous or glamorous. I do not remember. and said:



"If you fuck this one, you will wear a bat to see that Masha Rasteryaša is going."



I am still walking in black.

We have sea parades, white nights and bridges. And with you? Gas in the apartment?
......
We have times of the year. And the absence of a complex of superiority over the rest of the Russians on the basis that our city is artificially grown on the swamps for the sake of... By the way, for what? Coal for the whole country? Production of wheat? The heavy machinery? Yes, yes, we have gas in the apartment.

111: yeah I remember in the harsh 90s in irc in Russian furiously translated
111: It was a fun.
111: and then twisted the codes and began to harden for it
222: Da}I{e 9I nuCaJI
You are a veteran :)
222: MacTepCTBo He nPonbeLLIb
111: I joined the engine in 1997 and then found
2 of 2 ;)
111: Do you have macros that are still there? and :)
2nd: ZXC
222 is worse
222: 9I TaK yMeI-O pyKaMu )
Chapter 111: What is it
111: Remembering the hands

And here he did a lot of good.

I go somewhere in the hypermarket, from a boutique department, a fairy hopes out at just 20 and begins to call: ah a new summer collection, the most fashionable colors of the season, all sizes. I am a prominent woman: over forty and I look at all 100 (I mean kilograms). Well, I am full of doubts, in these boutiques-glistodroms size M as "big size" goes. Don’t hesitate, the fairy runs, we will definitely find it. I see the edge of the eye behind us is watched by a senior seller, apparently gave the staff magical pistons, and now is watching for the results.
Well I think okay, and the girl is sorry, and the summer collection, and the colors are fashionable - I will go.
Oh - the fairy bloomed - go to the sample, dress up, I will bring you everything. is carrying. Well what you, if you can evaluate a thing on the hangover, it must be measured, dress up and go out to the hall, we have a mirror wall. What will you see in the sample?
I decided to go to the end, dress up, go out.
A little about the fashionable masterpiece: this is a summer pants suit, not strict, but rather soft semi-sports lines, pants on the assembly, the jacket is slightly tight - this is also a fashionable trend, you need to show all the merits.
Most importantly, it is a delicate pink color.
The feather leaned her head to the side, pulled out her folded pencil to me and said, “Well, what do you say?”
There is only one thing: Hru.
Even the mannequins.

In response to Trump’s statement that the influx of immigrants caused big problems in Sweden, indignated Swedes declared him a jihadist.

I have a question: does it really seem to the gentlemen of the homophobes that the question of homosexuality is the main problem of modern times? There are a lot of other topics that do not cause such a public resonance, such as domestic violence, which is everywhere in our country. That is, it turns out that when a husband regularly beats his wife, it is more normal than when two men have sex by mutual consent? And when it comes to a child or a pet, the same gentlemen who love to get into someone else's life somewhere sharply fade. Well, not a man will be struck the door with paint and beaten in the entrance for the fact that he every Friday will sting his son for preventive purposes, even his neighbors will most likely greet him, although he is beating his son everyone knows, and the entrance grandmothers discuss what sounds yesterday was heard from his apartment, but if they learn that a gay lives in their house - next door, in the neighborhood, this gay life will begin. It turns out that the gay must continuously engage in conspiracy, and the domestic tyrant does not need to hide, the main thing is that it is not quite visible to people that he does his violence, and, most importantly, not over them, and no problems. For most people, violence is much more normal than homosexuality. Someone itches from one of these words "homosexuality". Homophobes, why is this topic the most painful of yours?