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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №17533
 24.06.2009
Fuck that topic. The mantle on the table is worth a bank of 3 liters in the bank of a rat and on the bank of a cut from the UKRF that she sits behind the wrestling.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №17532
 24.06.2009
My, when waking up, sharply opens his eyes, examines the situation and speaks about it.
xxx: I decided to mock him and at the beginning he stood up with the words "Bla, cat ass, how much you can put on", it was I put his socks under him.
XHH: There were concrete experiments, and I put a vantaxe. This one wakes up, stands up from the couch, looks first at the vantuze, then at the singer, so some 15 seconds, and then says:
"And what does he not please you?"
The cat did not even ask for food all morning, after my hysterical laugh.

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17531
 24.06.2009
I had to find a way to separate the protein from the egg yellow. In one forum I encountered a quotation that delighted me:

How to Separate? Any cook will say that it is enough to transfer a raw egg from one half of the shell to the other several times and as a result, in one half will remain a pure yellow with cholesterol and in the understated cup - a protein with bird flu. Sugar for diabetes and white flour with nuts and chocolate for obesity You will add yourself, as salt for hypertension and strong coffee in a cup for ischemic heart disease. You will also throw off the scalp yourself so that osteoporosis will be harder with the years... ;)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №17530
 24.06.2009
Tonight, my wife and I discussed her work. Talk about her collective. The most honest programmer in them is the economist of everything. Even the wheel didn’t get tired because it was too heavy for the company. I bought a license lunex for 50 thousand rubles.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №17529
 24.06.2009
<Zira> The new bank of Nescafe! Now it will fit for 20 more cigarettes!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №17528
 24.06.2009
To go to the pharmacy only for condoms until death!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №17527
 24.06.2009
On the day of the doctor.

My mother worked as a nurse. Father says: 30 years ago
Someone had a quarrel with colleagues in the shell. One man fell and his leg.
I pulled out. Your wife is a doctor? - Your wife is a doctor. You are right. What about Holi?
Give it. He says, I am correcting – and so “crush!” Man oret - goats, legs
the other. So I went to the hospital and was lucky with two outbreaks.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №17526
 24.06.2009
For the entire 25-year medical practice of proctologist Moses Solomonovich
Schwartzman, the most severe case of hemorrhoids was recorded with himself
Moses Solomonovich, who tried to put on the registration in the GAI trailer.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №17525
 24.06.2009
Ingo4k: and I think that in the mobile on the outgoing calls should stand an alcotester

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №17524
 24.06.2009
In the quarter we put euro-waste.
WOW: and that
One was stuck and the other was stuck. (

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №17523
 24.06.2009
I do not like artists. A nephew of 4, 5 years gave a game - puzzles and a bunch of pictures with a variety of fruits and vegetables. You need to pick up the slides and add the picture to the side. I go - the slogs are scattered throughout the room, the child sits in the middle, compresses the picture in the pins and desperately cries. Half an hour could not calm and explain that in the game there is no word "crazy", and the picture is painted potatoes.

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17522
 24.06.2009

I am 23. I am a beginner sysadmin. She is 17. He is a future historian. We met on a well-known social network. To my simple question, she replied that I needed to start by patching KDE under FreeBSD. She knows how to ping :) She is going to sit on a linux. He knows so much that he never dreamed of in his 50s. She is a very good and good man. And she is beautiful to the outdoors!! Truth lives in another city... very far away...but it’s not an obstacle:) And you won’t believe: I absolutely don’t care how big her breasts are!! to
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What matters is the size of her sweater and the length of her beard.
And a jump of beer, she may once go out...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №17521
 24.06.2009
My wife works in a supermarket. I went to change the uniform to the cabin, and there the window of 30 centimeters above, to the chamber, where the guards sit and look at the monitors. From there he hears: “Cole, I noticed you, you’re behind the bar. Go back and go"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №17520
 24.06.2009
[20:35:51] <natata> are boys with yellow-dore
[20:35:58] <Nasti> is
[20:36:08] <Julia> is

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