Just just.

I leave home. I approach the car. I see a neighbor parking on the ground floor blocking my car. Out of the car, the dialogue continues:

O neighbor, hello to you! And I’m just writing to you that the mouth has blocked you, little, that you shouldn’t argue.

I am: Hi! What do you not like nearby? It is free!

So if I put my own there, others will cover me, and I HATE it.

Today I met my longtime friend, an ordinary guy with a beard and a beard, but since our last meeting he was somewhat bald. I asked him why he was shaved.

What he answers:

The girl I'm dating now recently told me that she loves smoothly shaved guys, well I shaved, so she's not talking to me the second day now.

I bought a landscape and encountered the fact that there are constantly a lot of bugs on the site and around it.

I read on the Internet that hoodies do not live where there is a lot of hoodies.

Thro the summer, I searched, dragged and fed.

Now in the day I have a lot of gossip, and at night it is full, shit!

I went to Moscow for business. Half the day I ran and sat in the car on the back seat to rest. I removed my shoes, stretched my legs, I sat lazyly chewing a sandwich. The weather was summery and therefore the windows on the front doors were released, and the rear windows were raised and darkened. Two men come out of the entrance to smoke and stop so that I hear them and see them, and they are not there.

Here are people who are not afraid to leave the car with the windows open, says the first man.

Per he has the alarm wrecked - the second responds.

Or a big dog sitting on the back seat - I insert my replica.

Men are dependent.

Then the first approaches slowly and looks carefully into the open window.

Silence looks me in the eyes. He goes, says something to the other and they leave.

And I am still tormented by the question: Did he really hope to see a big talking dog in the rear seat?

If you lived in a cyberspace world, what augmentation would you make first?

yyy: Iron Concrete Member

Zzzz: You are a fool. The concrete from friction crumbles, and is also toxic. You don’t get fucked. Well, or you will stay at the end with an armor in diameter in a centimeter and an angry girl, forging a concrete crumb from the secluded places and hiding you with an 18-story mat. I recommend titanium.

On the already disappearing wave of memories of children that cannot be forgotten. As I said before, I’ve been working with children for a long time and the most “beautiful” guys have ever met in the camps. On the one hand, you understand that you only have 3 weeks to communicate with them, not years like in school, on the other hand, teachers are not with children 24 on 7. So here. closer to the essence. The camp. The senior squad. The girl Lena. The first impression is an ordinary girl, beautiful, always asking what to help, with everyone friendly. Exactly 1 day. Then millions of calls from her mother begin:

- That the child did not get fruit in the dining room - gave herself to some of the guys, my mother said that she was not enough, and the leaders did not start to understand.

The evil leaders pressed into the sandal forced them to repair the bed - although the adults always repair themselves.

- during the trip to the excursion, they were not allowed to buy a shaurma - children are not allowed to buy it, because it is unclear what it is from

A million other predictions. Every time I spoke to my mother and told her as polite and detailedly as possible why it was so and why it could not be otherwise. Mom usually did not listen very much and after a couple of minutes went to the ultrasound, blaming me that since I don’t have my children, I can’t understand her and take care of the baby normally. Who, by the way, always smiled in her eyes, and then told her mother all the stuff. The only time I didn’t answer my mom correctly was after this conversation.

M- me Lena has downloaded the link to your profile in VK, I need you to edit

I am? ? to ? to

M - you have 174 photos, where you are in the cafe Sit, on the table of glasses with wine, this will be seen by children! Remove it immediately. And 392 photos, there is a cut in the shirt too deep.

Honestly, I couldn’t stop laughing. She has not yet reached the photo in the swimsuit.

Selling unnecessary things in the car. A call from a potential buyer that I am not from Moscow could not you send me an express mail to Lipetsk. I say no problem list the money and I will send it. No says you send first, money then. I said goodbye to her and forgot about her. Suddenly a call again. Again she. My cousin in Moscow tells me I will transfer money to him, he will take the goods from you. I tell him to come in. In the morning, the phone call from my brother says he will arrive at two o’clock. It is evening and he is not there. A call from Lipetsk. He took your goods. I say no. He sent me a SMS that he had it all. I have not seen your brother in the eyes. Okay, I’ll call back now. He calls back. He does not take the phone. Tomorrow morning she is again. He locked me in the phone and does not get in touch. I ask how your brother has alcohol affairs, maybe he has already wasted your money. As they say, you can drink 11,000 a night. I tell her that it’s Moscow and it’s easy to drink 11,000 in the evening. The call tonight. Well that didn’t announce this goat, he completely switched off the phone. I’d better give you the money. It’s a lot of money for me and I’ll go to court for it. Of course, I would probably not give money to a stranger, but as a relative, I could not understand.

If you have half a glass of glasses, then believe it doesn’t matter if your glass is half empty or half full.

Two Ural oligarchs decided to build an Offigen temple in Yekaterinburg in order to perpetuate their names. This is a pretty “dirty” story.
But literally on the days, June 19, in Nizhny Tagil, the local treatment and rehabilitation center was named Vladislav Tetyukhin.
This hospital Tetyukhin built on his own money.
He didn’t buy football teams, yachts, or planes, though he could. He built a hospital where qualified doctors perform unique operations and simply treat, return to normal life, put people on their feet.

Putin ordered the return of Russians from Georgia.
And from London, Vladimir Vladimirovich, from London!

There is a common misconception that euphoria, joy, gratitude or other strong emotion arises when certain conditions of a person's life are satisfied.

In fact, this is not root correct.

Any emotion is the essence of a reaction to changes in current conditions:

It was warm, it was cold – irritation.

It was hungry and filled with happiness.

and so on. Neither feelings of heat/cold, nor satiety/hunger, nor any other, will cause any emotions if they are stable and unchanged.

Love as a feeling does not exist. It is only a set of strong regular emotions that arise in connection with the associative perception of a particular person.

By the way, there is no universal set of such feelings for any person that could be determined as love. Everyone is unique. It unites a similar group of emotions and gives the opportunity to designate a separate term only the fact of their occurrence in connection with a particular person and the obsessiveness of these emotions over time.

It is believed that the higher such obsession, the stronger the so-called. The love.

Simply put, love is emotions that arise in connection with the hopes of an individual to change some of their own established conditions of life for the better.

From here it is easy to understand and possible reasons for the cessation of "love".

In fact, there are only two:

disappointment (the difficult path)

Satisfaction is the easiest way.

In other words, in order to be loved, you need either:

- to convince in the hopelessness of the feeding hopes (and not so much consciously as subconsciously, because almost nobody is able to clearly determine that personal set of expectations, which causes him a feeling of love);

- either to meet expectations and wait for that short moment, when this will cause a natural outbreak of the corresponding emotions, and the object of past love will lose relevance.

Well, the opposite situation: if you want to keep the attention of the object on yourself as the source of his love, you need either:

- not satisfy the expected expectations, while leaving hope for success in the future (easy path);

- or to evolve with him / her, each time concentrating in yourself precisely those qualities that are needed by the partner for further development.