A large store of goods. I buy a garbage pad and a brush with it. All plastic, including the brush, elementary design, is worth a penny. Nearby, a gray man of a strong retirement age clings to the seller with the question: "Do they electrify?"The seller answers politely but pronouncedly, the present swing their fingers at the whisker, I hardly hold back the wild rust.
Only a month later, when it was necessary to replace fine dust after drilling a hole in concrete, I realized how bad it was to laugh at people with a rich life experience.

Sitting, watching videos from the reviews of the video recorders. I waited unwittingly for somebody to get caught up.

>>>>

and ZZZ:
I remember coming to my grandmother on vacation, my neighbor was there, at the time he was four years old. He got to the lights and hid in the senoval so that they didn’t burn him. I’ve never seen a grandmother run so fast for 70 years. There was a fair show from the other end of the village.

>>>>

Hm... I had this case as a child too... with me... and at the same age... I remember it from firefighters.
Did this happen in the Omsk region?

Only when you start to use your time properly, you realize how much it has been wasted before.

No one is insured from stupidity or old-age marasma.
A bank employee told me.
She came to them madam of deep retirement age and stated that she would file for them in court.
It turns out, after hearing in the media about the abductions from plastic cards, she didn’t come up with anything better than to make a hole in the corner of the card and put a strong thread into it. You wear your medal on your chest. Everything would be nothing, but she decided to get the money without taking it off her neck. The ATM pulled her card, and the grandmother stepped her nose into the screen. The keyboard is not visible, I entered the PIN code. The first attempt... - the code is wrong, the second attempt... - the same. The line at the ATM offers help and asks to name the PIN code out loud. But not! “Don’t tell anyone...not even a bank employee! I am myself!” The third attempt failed again. And when this happens, in the ATM such a card is pulled even deeper into a separate compartment. She began to press her neck. Nite is strong. Those around them have no scissors, no knife... Fortunately, one man was not confused and burned the thread with a fireplace.
At the bank, he was charged with attempted murder.
The curtain.

It is very easy to distinguish an idiot from a normal person.
The idiot has more videos on Instagram than photos.
Normal people don’t have Instagram at all.

Son wants to sleep. My eyes are closed and my plans are Napoleonic.

Snow: Go to bed! Napoleon ended badly.
In other words, he has a bad association with your name.

I play a shooter with thriller elements. I walk through the corridor and hear two enemies discussing the found body:
Was he killed by the soldiers?
I doubt it. This is not a bullet wound.
I shoot both of them and look at the injury. It turns out that the body has no head. The MDA. It seems that Captain Evidence will no longer be promoted in the rank.

Here are the times when to watch a five-second video on YouTube you have to watch a twenty-second advertising video... :(

Dmitry: my friend caught the bride's bouquet at the wedding. I am now almost a married man.
Romance to Remember! You were a good co-founder 😉
It is smoke! Who am I going to go to the pub on Friday?? to
Dmitry: Fuck, you can buy a second beer, put it in front of you and imagine we’re drinking together.
by Ilia: Aha! The grind from above!

XXX is Ah! Where did he disappear?
YYYYYYYYYYY
Do you remember that girl from my job? I showed you her photos.
XXX: Well, it was a matter. and iii?
YYY: Do you remember I was all thinking about how to catch her up?
XXX: I remember what next?
YYY: We were in the smoke together today.
I stand, I look at her, she looks somewhere in the sky thinking.
WOW: Suddenly her phone rings, and the bell is a melody from Blitch, which is Hollow.
WOW: I suddenly clings, she stops speaking, I approach her, I make a light firm smile and I say “your riatsu is strong.”
HGH: And how?
WOW: She looked at me for a few seconds, and then said so indifferently "you haven’t seen my bank yet"
Then we talked, talked, agreed to meet.
XXX is fun. ))
YYY: Further more fun, it’s now with me
Oh yeah yes? What are you doing?
WOW: What is what? I read manga.
XXX is Manga.
YYY: Well... Manga... now she’ll come back from the soul – let’s continue reading

Please note: as soon as Neptune was expelled from the holidays, flooding began in the Far East. Maybe it’s not too late to apologize?
I know it is disaster. But this coincidence is interesting.)

xxx: Every time an advertisement from an electronics store is from the zombie artist, in which the girl asks, "What will help me wake up and go to school?" - an innocent voice in my head suggests, "Pizduli?"

KickStar: Independence Day of Ukraine
From whom is independence?
Dmitry: Glory to Ukraine
Heroes of Glory
The Illy?
From you, Moskal Ibani
Johnny :s
I want them to depend on me.
Kickstar by Joe
There is imagination for this.
Imagine it
Johnny is OK.
So... I’m sitting on a large pipe with gas...
Slowly turn the valve.
Kickstar: The Naked
Tagged with :DD

Over the course of six months, he sent resumes through a website with job announcements, trying to find a job. No one ever answered. Today I got drunk and decided to call the last 20 people. What was my surprise when I learned that the resumes just didn’t reach the employer through this.
WEB WEB WEB WEB. I now have 17 interviews next week. Three more came...Gest!

Floods, rains and spring floods.

Yes, give the Ministry of Emergencies earthquakes to clear and deepen the river streams. Call this "emergency warning". You can get the same amount of money, or even more. And on TV you can boast for every cleared kilometer of the river (good, deep and even shipping now). years and billions of years. But it will not melt and save tens of times more.

Are all ministries like that?

Dmitry Ilyichev: we will take with you the VIP bed on the new stage%)))
Artem: you hear it)
Artem: I will not share the bed with you)

in technical support.
Client: Hi, I have an error when entering the site that the key medium is not inserted. What to do
Q. Do you have a key?
Client: Definitely not inserted. Thank you huge!

Handicapped

Comments on YouTube:

XXX: I used to work in a cell phone company, but I was fired!
so that as many people as possible learn about the secret code, thanks to whom
You can fill your balance with all mobile networks.We did this:
send (SMS free) with the text message: "******" on the number ****, and within 10 minutes came about 200r, for subscribers of the UKR: "******" on the number **** within 10 minutes
20 minutes and it works 100%.

UUU: Previously I was buried in a company with bucharics, but I was expelled. So I want as many people as possible to know about the secret code, thanks to which it is possible to get fucked. We did this: you send the most fucking of your company blueprints to the store, without money but with the text "give waterprints or we will break your espresso," to any McAvoy guard. About 200 puzzles come to your company in 10 minutes. For subscribers of Ukraine: "give voddari or we slam your eggs". It works 100%.

It is said that every dying Russian, a few seconds before his death, thinks of one thing - it was bad to give a loan, once it all happened?