Serega, a first-year student, decided to break up with her virginity. To begin with, he studied everything in theory, and before he began to practice, he sought advice from his senior comrades, with whom he lived in the same room. They carefully listened to the young man, perceived his seriousness and recommended starting to say so "from the bottom." In the third grade was a wonderful girl Lucia, who was distinguished by kindness and unpretentiousness. She did not deny anyone, and she was not a joke, but just a loving girl. When the older comrades talked about her, the voice became respectful and dreaming. She was asked to start with it. Serega spoke to Lucy for three days: “accidental” acquaintance, movies and kisses in the evening to say goodbye. Comrades were sick for Sereg no less than for his favorite football club. Finally, the final event, after which he appeared before senior comrades in a new status. They congratulated him, knocked on his shoulders and laughed fun. Serega changed the status of a virgin, to a virgin, which was refused by the unrestrained Lucia!

From an evolutionary point of view, everything is much more fictional. Do you see people around the street? These are ALL forms of beauty: thick, thin, bald, rough – ALL! Because the signs are inherited from their parents, and as soon as the signs are inherited, it means that the same thin and curly mom WOULD in the past fuck the same low bald dad, well, and dad, respectively, did not refuse - that is, the set of signs that a person inherited, once recognized as mutually attractive))))
Nature recognizes only genetic abnormalities. Siamese twins there, a third leg and all that. And before aesthetic norms nature does not matter.

in the chat.
X: Eichars are already riding like pickups. This is what I wrote on LinkedIn today.
"Hello to you!
I understand that I may be the 15th recruiter for today, but I am not a bot and have read your profile in detail. I guess you might be interested in a position."

X: One day I spoke to a girl in Nevsky about the same phrase.
Y. And what position did you offer her?

Every programmer with active projects on the githab, who is asked at an interview to write a blister sorting on a sheet, has the full right to ask the interlocutor: "Does your customer really require everywhere blister sorting?".

XXX: in two weeks hanged the announcement of the victory. Today, after the event, someone YYY writes to me "XXX, and why didn’t you say it was a victory?I also wanted to! 11". The curtain.
YYY: Because I wanted, and you didn’t say! You never tell me anything!
I wanted to get married to Robert Pattinson. It’s your fault that he didn’t offer me.

Over the basement of the carton there is an ad: Please do not place cat food. They are not here!

Here is look. For example, I am fat (100+) I have a girlfriend (about 40). I have a couple of friends – Phytonash. And that is not a problem. I myself willingly admit that I am fat is NOT a bad word, not an insult. This is a constatation of fact. But you’re not limited to the word "thick", right? You won’t resist calling me a lazy, roasted beemot a piece of salt, a stinking stinker. And then I will call you Drift and Board. My girlfriend, note, I will never call it, and I will not even think of it on her side. Understand the mechanism?

I read Atlanta after one small oligarch urged me to read it.
XXX: I have read
xxx: the oligarch went on his bandley to his fools, and I still have the aftertaste of shit.

How disgusting it is to offer a sleeping bag to a person who is not fully awake and who goes to work early on Monday morning!

If people are seriously interested in who the king ate hundreds of years ago and they are ready to defend this opinion with their fists, then they have a roof. Do they have no hobbies, no work, no family, where they could put so much effort with undoubtedly more benefit for the business?

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XXX: Working in the cell
The hipster came to them and asked to replace the protective glass.
XXX: The finger crawled and says there is no protective glass in you
xxx: He assures that there is, when buying for a couple of thousand bet
XXX: So it says once there is, then shoot yourself, there is nothing difficult.
The man takes the office knife and breaks the tachscreen of iPhone Nahui

Where did this nonsense about the "coats in the machine do not wash" come from?
Is this “savings” on water, powder, electricity and the number of machine launches?
Or in some models of the 60s release from small pieces of fabric the drum half broke?
The negative Feng Shui?

Love for English is not sexually transmitted, and love for anime is very even. be careful.

On September 28, all general directors in Russia celebrate their professional holiday.
Do you already know what to give? No is? Then we present to your attention a selection of gifts from 400 rubles."

- One acquaintance, a meat technician, asked the question: what is more useful, cooked sauce or smoked sauce?
“It’s better to smoke,” the technician replied.
c) Geektimes

Love goes by much faster than the pain of losing it.

I work as a waitress in a restaurant. A young man recently came to us. Now every time he sees me, he stares openly at my bust. Then he greets and begins to talk.
And yesterday another waitress began to boast that the new man was constantly looking at her chest. This was accidentally heard by our deputy director and broke out in the whole voice.
As it turned out, the guy just very poorly remembers Russian names, because he is not there. Here he looks at our babies every time to understand how to treat us.

Why fly for a week somewhere in Europe if you can have lunch in Domodedovo for that money?

Shamans, witches and astral witches, let me know that the teeth of the forks have begun to fold recently, just so. In the evening, the fork lies, from the morning bent quite noticeably.
For now, my most bold assumption is that during the day they are very heated from the plate, and at night they are cooled from the cold, and this is the case. But this is treacherous, and not very logical. The plate is far away, and they will cool in 5 minutes, not when the night comes. The cricket.
YYY: In short, you have a home brother. At night, while everyone is asleep, he cleans. Do not eat from these forks.

Who should be killed in order to stop the fucking sound advertising in the fifth?
WOW: Captain Evidence says that no matter who: you will sit in jail, and the advertisement in the five-point for you will stop. If the deadline comes, just kill someone else.