Doctors are fighting diseases. Officials with corruption.

Not my... by Sergio Babenco
When I was going to study at the institute and, accordingly, to live in the shelter, my mother gave me a huge bowl and said that with her I would not die of hunger. Then it sounded very strange to me. It cannot exist on its own. She doesn’t know how to cook herself. How I was wrong then. If something was cooked in a bowl, I could always participate in a bowl. And since such pads were disappearing few, they called me often. And the girls of her from me took something to bake in her as in shape. Sweets were also offered as rent.

The government noted a sharp decline in population incomes. It was in a narrow circle, modestly. Only Dom Perignon and Normandy oysters were served at the table.

My wife and daughter say to me:

- See, we found a journey to Greece, flew for rest.

I see :

That is expensive.

They are:

This is for three.

I am :

So you are not going down.

What would you call yourself if you found out your husband was cheating on you?

The widow.

My brother works in a mobile phone store. They have a young man in the group, whom their fellow servants call no other than Hookuma. He was called by this name by a group of elderly foreigners.



Going to the store with grandmother. Probably English-speaking tourists. They look around and talk about something. They needed the seller’s advice. They approach the same boy, look at the badge, read his name, look over somewhat surprised, and unsettledly say, "Good morning, Hukuma!".



The poor Nikita!

That needs to be honest. A "honest man" is an oxymoron. Almost all men have a scenario in their heads: I will marry at 20 on a peer, at 40-50 I will divorce and marry a young woman. Few people say frankly - no, I need to get on my feet first, until forty - no babies.

I married at twenty. Butterflies, when will you stop giving out your wet fantasies for the results of the alleged perception of men? Marrying at 20 is a pure baby jump, not even arising in the head of a high school student, who understands perfectly that he has no housing, no money, no firm plans for the future.

I recently got into the trolling of the merchandisees. I had to buy vegetable oil. In the store I look - two shelves are laid together, one look, only one. With the name "Distance".

I am proud of our people. Our people are free, and masters of their fate, not scratchers. We understand clearly that we owe nothing to anyone but ourselves.

Therefore, the boss plays out from interviews with women of childbearing age (and does the right thing - he is concerned about himself and his department - the work must be done), women are arranged in state offices and then run into decrees (and do the right thing - the main thing is to think about themselves and their child, and let others' problems be scratched by people themselves). Fathers drop out of families and do not pay decrees (should they take care of themselves? A man should not be paid for the mistakes of his youth. Companies that build houses exaggerate the prices for apartments 3-4 times (and do it correctly - the entrepreneur should think about their income, and once people buy apartments at this price - all norms). The sellers and sellers in the shops interrupt the date of manufacture on the goods (and again - they must take care of themselves and their children - survive it is necessary, and how to pay the mortgage hell, and if the seller is a single mother - then the children will manage to raise alone).

But the most important thing is that we are free and no one owes anything.

< pLuto> Tuareg and Cayenne are recalled due to pedal problems. It seems to be hard to turn :)

I have my refrigerator feeding when it’s opened, but not immediately. Once she closed it tightly, and her husband goes into the kitchen. He says:
Why is your refrigerator open?
I am busy and I answer:
He is silent. If he says, I will close.
He silenced and then asked:
Have you talked to him for a long time?
I do not talk to him at all. It is he talking to me.

This is:

Remove these fucking parents from here.
or if it is no longer a humorous resource change its name to "my thugs";
I will not open it anymore.

Did you say that before April 1st?? to

The Russian 7
Today in the store, an angry retired woman shaken a bowl of priced peanut and mocked the cashier. And the cashier was caught by the mother, silently listening to the grandmother, and when the grandmother breathed out on the whole store, she said: "Therefore, grandmother, our Crimea, and Assad did not surrender." Half the store laughed, some even applauded.

X: In the United States destroyed the wrong house because of an error on Google Maps.
Y: Now it’s clear that AI, in order to win over humans, just needs access to Google Maps.

by 19912
And sometimes these same drivers do not look at what is written in the explanation to the address.

We receive the goods through the door, next to the door the bell, in addition to the door in the building another 6 doors
When the manager specifies the address we always say "Come to the door, call, you will be opened will accept the goods".
The driver comes and begins to break into the gate, then begins to call, ask him what is written in the accompanying note? Go to the door, call.
Why do you break in the door - I thought we would unload so quickly

This has been repeatedly

xxx: We are waiting for the article "Stop abusing classes!"
yyy: "How to Stop Programming and Start Living"

The man bought a batmobile.
XHH: Riding on it
A new Batman movie is coming out.
A: There is a new version.
Theme: All
Your Batmobile is Damn
As with iPhones, she is God.

The evening. The Cat. In the morning cup. not eat. He threw out. Heated out of the pot. not eat. He runs around and proves something to me with a loud voice. I say: "A new cooking? I went on"
...
the village. Eat is.
I love smart cats.