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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №82011
 26.05.2013
The website of Vladivostok.

I give it for free!! Package of yellow colour. Also in addition, I will give a small white package to store a package for bags. + BONUS package package package package package package package package package package package package package package package package package package.
All is free!
The package is in good condition, regularly washed and dried on the battery.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №82010
 26.05.2013
xxx: brought a laptop to repair - user Hitler - rolled the maximum price above the price

XXX is not a fuck.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №82009
 26.05.2013
The news:
In the protostelar clouds of the molecular cloud of Taurus, ethyl alcohol has been found.
The comments:
– Oh! And we just experienced one discussion about the fact that humanity has no motivation to advance into the Far Space!
Mother Nature takes care of her children.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №82008
 26.05.2013
What do you know about technicians? The parents of kittens are running - "millisiverts" ;)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №82007
 26.05.2013
In general, rural weddings are the best thing that humanity has invented in all history. They usually make a tent in the yard. But especially advanced bridesmaids remove a collective dining room or club.
On the day of the holiday, the whole village is divided into two halves - those who were invited and those who were not considered necessary.
The second half jealously rotates around the first, squeezes into the bushes, looks through the windows and wants to pull a bottle or two from the table. After that, the dances begin - there is no more than a disco in the world. And of course a fight.
After that, everyone smokes, smokes, interrogates, who has not yet fucked the witness (a sign of happiness), and then runs to the shore without cowards to ride cows.

Come to the country wedding, gentlemen! It is wonderful.

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