I go to the neighboring department, I see a very decent scientific calculator on the girl’s table. I wonder the size of his mantle. She answers with a blue eye that she was comfortable, leathered, under the color of the calculator, only lost her somewhere.
Andrei M.
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The other day, the dog also walked. by Walk. The transition! And I had a decent speed and I hit her, like - I can't have time to stop. The dog snapped and I think I'm actually e6annulled. And the dog heard, and, attention, stopped! People would be smarter than this dog!
Description of computer toy:
The battles of space fleets look extremely plausible (they are made from the words of a man who actually saw it happening in real life).
where?! to
Call for Announcement.
Hi, I am talking about the cat. Do you give her? Is she sterilized?
We give the cat. Sterilized and vaccinated.
Is it true that my cat can still have sex with her? He is unscrupulous with us, and his husband fears that he is jealous of us when we do this with him.
After women’s forums, all the jokes are somewhat ridiculous.
by Elizabeth :
Well)))that you do without wives? drink beer for days, different babes constantly drive home?the money would be more... well, if you lived out of the way, and you won't argue:)))))))))))))
Chat between a girl and a guy:
Hi what are you doing?
I will prepare dinner!
What a great food, what are you cooking?
The fish
How great it is!!! to
I am cleaning up! :)
This is:
Strange is a kind of advertisement for the preservation of the Amur tigers.
Should we all take them home on leather sofas in the example of Kizyakov? And a leather white sofa is a prerequisite.
A few years ago I turned another. There, a tiger with a tiny tiger in her teeth tried to secretly escape from the hunter, then suddenly a frightened young mother with a child in her arms appeared on the fly instead of the tiger. Really wrecked to the mountains.
XXX: Not to mother in the temple of God, but to fuck!
YYY: by the coward? What a key?
The first sex is like the first cigarette. It would seem, I’ll just try, and it will take a long time! Start with sex, my advice.
My husband today said:
Why is it forbidden to put intimate goods on the window and no pancakes? They seduce me and corrupt me as strongly as they can!
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< Too late, but about the marasma on the EGE.
Literally a witness. The entrance to the point of surrender, metal detectors stand workers, around the guards snoop with dumb faces. One girl, passing through the frame, wrote. I asked to show what was in the bag. They open - and there is a natural hammer, not even a knife. I see that it is real. Nothing, they said to go on. Yes, not a spade. But it was terrible to be with her in the same audience/>
It is funny what a man tells us about the marasma at the EGE, who wrote: "One girl, passing through the frame, wrote a note." Say, dear, when you approach the station, your hat did not take off?! to
Two cups of tea for this man.
There is a Thai saying that the right sharp chili burns three times. At the entrance, at the exit, and when you step in.
I write to a friend, I want to express my feelings:
I am you.
I leave you
I am you.
Fuck you fucking!! to
Oh... and that means printed... Oh
If you constantly push your line, you will get a magical circle.
The hero of this story, Boris, now lives in Israel. And in his youth he lived in Baku and worked there in the nursery. The Electric.
In the same building with the maternity house was housed a women’s consultation. There, Bore was given a small room where he could sit waiting for calls and fill out the necessary papers. The room was in the middle between the cabinets, where two honored gynecologists took the reception. On the doors of the cabinets hanged luxurious black with gold tablets listing all their ranks and titles. Bora looked, and he also put a sign on his door - very modest, without any regalies, only the name and the initials.
And he barely fixed the tablet and took up the papers, as if a woman entered the room. Before Boris had time to say anything, she hit him with a stream of complaints about her intimate problems. Boris, it should be noted, was a great fan of women and understood their problems as if not better than in electricity. He did not get confused, sat the stranger on the couch, asked in detail and even touched a little. Unfortunately, he did not have a watchchair. He said goodbye, and the woman was pleased. Almost immediately after her came a second woman, then another. Before lunch, Boris had time to receive five visitors, then he was called and called to fix the delivery.
On the way back, he was caught on the stairs by both honored gynecologists and in a categorical form, threatening with physical punishment, demanded that the tablet be removed immediately. Boris got up on the eths and saw that the chairs for visitors in front of both cabinets were empty, but a long row was built in front of his door. Conscious babies massively ignored Professor, Doctor of Medical Sciences Magomedov and member-correspondent of the Academy of Medical Sciences of the Azerbaijani SSR Alimhanov and all like one wanted to be treated with the humble doctor B.Y.Lifshitz.
With the constant growth of alimony from her ex-husband, Vera began to steal the thought that the former may not be so greedy and impotent.
>> The girl who gets married in August,
I danced with someone from another universe.
What a horror, in August married, and she! He dances! With the other!! Maybe it will happen after the wedding!!! to
And the other "longest of all in a relationship" and kisses with the other. If she were "in a relationship" the least of all in the group, it would not be so scary.
And the third - scary to say, did something 'unknown' with a stranger guy. Well, though single, but everyone knows that it is necessary to produce only "home", only after the wedding (in August) and only with her husband. The fourth was on asphalt. And thank you for that.
Author, I am scared to think of what else people can suddenly disappoint you.
And how does the word "enikeyster" get and exactly translate into Russian?
The “programmer”
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From baby :
I finally got a bowl!!! to
I never cooked for him, then I decided, I am a woman, so I should cook it at least once! I cooked on Sunday, only yesterday they ate, I didn't make pictures.I did a chicken soup from under the strawberries (my husband cooked strawberries twice on it), with cabbage, potatoes and sausages (you need something meat)
The funniest thing is my husband liked it!! He praised him so much, I was so happy that I became a real wife.
How do you prepare Borsch?
How is it in the water where the peelings have been boiled twice?! to
1- He not only cooked them on the water, but with chicken bouillon, which is dissolved, with green.At the same time, and peelmesque as in the restaurant, and borscht to the surprise of all of the officinals is delicious=)
3- bugayo-moyo, 5 day borscht on peelmouth washes a day ago, with the addition of a chemical bouillon (I even have a cat like this to grind started) and she’s sorry... in peelmouth restaurants... his mother so... and what about Ekaterinburg so harsh)))
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That is, the borst was with the cabbage (!Quote: "We need something meat", no one was surprised? OOO