A new type of programming: the north. This is when the elephants code.

I sit behind the PC... "PIC" - but hz.... 5 minutes have passed - "PIC", but this is no longer normal! The sound is not known, the pattern is 4 minutes. Opened system sounds, there is no such thing, used forums, opened a package of monitors and other shit... "PIC" - and not a fig, not one proga did not depend on error there is no and everything is here, and the sound is not known! Overloaded under Ubuntu (was on the windows), four minutes "PIC" - yes it's a horse, what fucking?! Added the sound in the columns - "Pixuka" didn't get louder, I think maybe the speaker on my mom. In the bios, crawling, I found nothing suspicious. Naoral on his wife, said that I will not let more for the PC... "PIC" - yeah! Again in the innet - somewhere I read that it is possible that there is some "Patience" condenser at bla-bla-bla. In the bios, turned off the speaker on mother - "PIC". The interval does not change (4 minutes), called a package of all kinds of gurus, said nothing - "PIK"...
It’s been hours two – "PIC" pause a couple of seconds "PIC-PIC-PIC" – and next to the phone from China is dying – SUKA!!! to

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Crypto: If on the front of the T-shirt is written "Fuck Google, ask me", then on the back is simply required to be the inscription "or vice versa" ("or vice versa").

When we ask what is new, we hope to hear that everything is old.

I work as a storage worker in a store.
A guard is sitting, guessing the scanword and asking me, “Are you playing in math?”
I say, “What is the question?”
“The simplest, multiplying by division.”
The curtain.

Life is unfairly arranged: close people are far away... distant people are close... and near people are close and close.

to this:
There are two problems in Russia. One because of the other.
The attention!
The asphalt only cooled for a few hours. Strength takes 24 hours.
YOU, the wise fools, are riding around the fence and riding on fresh asphalt. You complain, you complain to yourself. The idiots.

Idiots themselves put a peak once an hour in the lawn/snow, and even 1m2 a day.

The real case in the dining room:
What happened to the coffee machine? I asked.
was broken.
How is it?
In the instructions it was written that you should not drink coffee. But we fell asleep, and she broke.

Gazprom has its own private army.
and oh! What is needed to establish a private army?
The Zikurats.

Interview with IT.
Do you know the Pythagorean Theorem?
and yes!
and formulate.
The sum of the lengths of the sides in a triangle is equal to its area.

Comments on Rambler
Where is the Olympics?
She drowned

Do not let you die as a fool, explain:

On the fourth day, I am not quite healthy, unconsciously falling in bed, sleeping. Mom calls, carefully asks if I need something in the store... I don’t know if it was the fault of the telephone, my answer, which she may not have heard, or some heavenly forces, but home she proudly brought me a bite of berry branches... and only modestly asked why you?

What did the author ask? Or is it not important?

Once a database was checked, the address of a person was found:
Krasnodar region, Chelyabinsk region, Tyumen
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With VIO:

Q: Why is it annoying for many people to get a hieroglyphic tattoo? What is so bad?? to
A: Why is it annoying? and fun. I just saw yesterday on the beach a girl with a “fat cow” on her back in Mandarin (Northern Chinese)

Damn, yesterday decided to walk under the rain, to think about the eternal, now forgiven (Who said there that the rain is cool?
222: The rain is cool.
222, because of you I have forgiven.
333: 111, casual sex without contraception is cool. and luck.

From the point of view of the firefighter, oxygen is an inert gas. Probably in the sense that it does not burn itself.

>>>>>>>>

But in fluoride oxygen burns well.
Go burn oxygen in the fluoride!

(Furnished with mercury and uranium debris)

Today I discovered on the iPhone the ability to speak the written text with the voice.
He received a message for the three-year-old son: "Take away the toys" - only the voice said it, the son immediately ran away, "Sit down three times," "Bring water to the father" - without delay was done by a little slave.
He felt a real power, having the Control Panel of the Child.