I generally consider the grandmother the best protection of the child from all the ugliness in the internet.
The son in the first grade settled in a round online country, and since printing still slowly asked to help his grandmother.
Grandma did not understand the management sent the word hooligan with two messages and the first was "Hu".
The result of the ban for 2 weeks and a sharply independent child.

To the shit about which pants to put a member:
I’d fool your problems! I don’t have to pull my pants up until t_t (((

And in my opinion, it would be better for them instead of a washable cloth to make a cloth that can be wiped without risk to health.

to this:

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The guy explained to me what a prelude from a man looks like:
Q: Imagine you are very hungry and come to MacDack.
I: Well what?
Q: You buy your favorite hamburger and grind it for 10 minutes.

Well, and explain to him that if he doesn’t periodically chew hamburgers, he’ll eat hamburgers chewed by other people’s hands ;)

= is

Everything is a little easier, even with an analogy. Purchased hamburger really does not make sense to tame - as "bought" love in virgins of unheavy behavior. You will have to prepare your normal food first. Or at least warm up.

The unfolding discussion of the supporters of unforgettable impressions as a gift with the "poor from the deaf boring provinces" became very reminiscent of the anecdote about swallows flying south, and the poor weakness:

Lebbons rest on their way to the south on the lake, to them floats a local gray hole and begins to itch:
Okay, you are going south! There is warm, the cattle are full, and I will winter in the cold-hunger here!
- Fly with us - in the south all places and food is enough!
You are fine, your wings are big, you can fly easily, and I am small, I will get tired quickly, I will fall and die.
- In the stream to fly will be easier for you, we can make stops more often - you will fly normally.
- Oh, you're fine - you are big, nobody will eat you in the basement, and I'm small - somebody tosses me right away!
- We can keep you in the middle of our band - no one will pick up, and we will share the food - all will be okay!
Oh, you are well...
Listen, you go to the ass!

A colleague repairs an old monitor for an employee. We stand around and sympathize.
Sereg, in the Middle Ages you would have become a noble necromant.
WOW: It would not be from me a necromant, but from the head of the department.
ZZZ is HAHA. I see directly the picture "Lord, well go to the neighboring village and recruit new slaves". andquot; no Remember the old ones!"

I met my neighbor yesterday at night.
Well, in general, again this bad TV oral... began to study the wires in the shield - found the rubber - turned off and went to the apartment... did not have time to enter the common corridor - I hear a neighbor coming out... a young guy... bending somewhere in the corner of his apartment - I hear that I took in one hand probably the assembly... harsh uralmashevs!
Well, this is - he asks me about the type of naphiga I cut him the light... I ask him - they do not have a telephone works... he says no, that he himself thought it was with me! I also cut off the lights a couple of times at night.
He has apologized!!! In front of me that cut off my light and asked to turn on his rubber back (saying at the same time please!!!)
I asked him if he did not find out who the telecast works for - he said no.
Then standing in the hallway, I hear him go to the second floor and cut off all the machines there... and you know – it helped!
And such a wonderful neighbors have me - polite and with the mounting in the hand (well, for the case)))
(then already at home - I realized that I didn't even apologize to him... somewhat uncomfortable it went out)

How about the interview?

Perl: well, my aunt even put a plush on my questionnaire, or a cross...

I got a new tablet on Android. The child quickly mastered it, including a chip with "OK, Google" displayed in advertising. Its use pleased me, today I heard from another room: “Okay, Google... Yandex!”

xxx> The daughter of the sen in the garden of the pony picked up, and there the boys all picked up. Eventually, I picked her out and now I sit at work surrounded by them.
yyy> what do colleagues say?
xxx> be careful of the matter.
xxx> They don’t like to go that I prefer to discuss all problems with notions.

I am in charge of the IT group. Today the deputy chief arrives and begins to complain: we have problems here, and the programmers were and did nothing, I will write a report to the chief. I call the number, I call.
I: What happened that didn’t work?
XXH: Yes, nothing works, and in general your Leša yesterday bumped your grandmother here alone!!! to
I: It’s he, of course, didn’t do well (and probably even right – I’ve tried to convince him again that he’s a bad boy), but what doesn’t work?
XXX: Our computer is working badly, and he did nothing!!! to
I: Bad – is it how? Does it not turn on, the program does not load, noise?! to
XXX: Yes, you are the same as your Leša, you don’t understand the shit – I say it works badly!!! He throws the phone.

The boss writes to a colleague: "No matter how absurd the boss's instructions seem, they must be done."
Yyy: it is necessary to answer: "No matter how healthy the objections of the subordinates are, they should be ignored".

You enter the staff, open the soldiers - one "PC Operators", read the resume - around "Experienced PC users". You enter the department - a herd of junkheads, unable even to unite the cells in the axle. So we work.

The guy explained to me what a prelude from a man looks like:
Q: Imagine you are very hungry and come to MacDack.
I: Well what?
Q: You buy your favorite hamburger and grind it for 10 minutes.

Well, and explain to him that if he doesn’t periodically chew hamburgers, he’ll eat hamburgers chewed by other people’s hands ;)

Working: Since you missed payment on account, we will be forced to issue you a penny! Penny is here! Penny is here! (Here is here here)

New York City needs translators: a third of the city’s inhabitants have stopped understanding English. Nearly 40% of the inhabitants of the largest U.S. city were born abroad and 49% do not speak English at home. According to the city authorities, about 2 million residents do not know the language at all: 50.4% of them speak only Spanish, 16.5% - Chinese, 6.3% - Russian.

There, as if by the maneuvering of the stick, the line comes to life and begins to condemn the uncle with the choir (which, you know, has hit the fragile girl, a fool!And then"

I also had a similar case. Summer, the beach, the vacationers and I’m a fragile girl. Suddenly I notice that a man stands nearby and shakes in the most natural way! Everyone sees it, but does not react. After I asked him to call the police, he retreated very quickly. After his departure, some aunts and adult big uncles began to scream about perverse people and the decline of morals.

A terrible monster! I came to fight you and save the princess!

This is me, the princess.

and UPS. It came uncomfortable.

How did you sign up to play in the association? You did not want.

HH: Yes, I didn’t understand what was going on. Nobody played in them. I first saw her playing on the drum, then I went in – she ran around the room and whispered. I asked: "Do you picture the highway?" And she said: "Yes, right. Now I have to tell you the word!" I had to show you too.

I understand so that all the reasoners about how cool they are in the capital for 20, and in the province for 15 thousand, live in housing for which they do not pay, well, they will feed them there too if anything.