The perfect cake is the one that starts with the first bite.

The case takes place in Portugal.

Have you found a lawyer in the team?
I found.
How are they called?
Rui Fernandez Sousa.
Is this the one you met at a golf club in the mountains?
and yes.
is excellent. So we will note: the party pseudonym of the lawyer will be "Ruy from the mountain".

About the washing machine:

" A very good machine.
Not very noisy.
He does not jump.
Not a broken management.
Written "Made in Germany" (I had a son there, it worked well)"

He talks about his first date:
Leo_ParT: She asked me what I think about gay marriages.
Leo_ParT: And I start so meekly: “I’m 29 years old, I’m still not married...”
Leo_ParT: I look, the eyes round and it seems she expects the finish in the style of “I am a gay, and I torment with you, because you are very similar to a man”
Leo_ParT: So I continue with the short-talk, “So as you can guess, I’m not very good at heterosexual marriages.”
Leo_ParT: I felt like I heard a breath of relief.

I sit in the room behind the compost on the 5th floor. The window is open. On the street, some man begins to cough like a tuberculosis and everything will not stop. He walked out of the table, not thinking he would hear:
Stop smoking!
I hear the answer:
is also true.

Half of the first night, Dad puts you to sleep.
You are a hunter, right?
and yes.
What are you dreaming?
And now Mom will snore and Daddy will dream that he is hunting a beemot...

Fuck, that is the case. You’ll be surprised, but I have a shower at home and even a bath in which I wash every day, if not lazy. A couple of days ago, as the washing process approached the end, I tried to turn off the water and, standing in the bathroom, took the handle. Then I realized that she was under great tension. Now every shower becomes a normal such quest as soon as the grounded bath in which I am standing is soaked. In short, the question is how, knowing the electrical resistance of water and pipes, to calculate in which apartment in the bathroom is the corpse with the dryer on. He has been lying for three days.

Someone in Hanze responded to the introduction -
You are without food, compass, maps, knife, clothes, communication and fire.
We were in Thailand in the winter. What to do?"

Lie down, smile and take the posture in which you want to stay forever.

I went with a girl to Turkey, and she just walks in the sun, sleeps and eats.
Do you have a cat? ?

Flowers
Did Irene give birth?
Basic
She cried so loudly?

from ZH:

Being an adult is disgusting and boring. For example, today I had to leave a goose on the road instead of taking it to the lawn :( And it was so beautiful, light green with a black strip, purple...
In short, the workers would not understand (

Moreover, half an hour before that, we three had already saved a mouse-sleeve from a tractor. I saved :D
Hopefully the hose also added where she wanted.

That is hz.
Yes is normal. He is a simple guy. I remember being with him on a trip and he went to the city Duma to find out the schedule of buses and the cost of travel)

I thought about the vegetarian dragons. They and the knights, it turns out, without need, and the princesses, and the castles.
WOW: Well yes. Such quiet, peaceful dragons. Like handy, only more HD
Just like these... Chihuahua, only dragons and big XDDs
WOW: Oh god HD Such a vanilla magician with a big dragon-vegetarians on a lead HD
xxx: Vanilla magician with a crystal mirror ball, in a pink mantle to the bottom and with a large dragon-vegetarians on a lead XD
Tagged: LOL HD
He drinks cooled living water, sits on the window of the Magic School and thinks about it. About the degree of archive" XDD

yyy: Petty had a fun worm - he was able to whistle out.
After such messages, I start to doubt whether my relationship with my parents is okay.

The female consultation. A girl in a pink cushion, on her heels, with struts and her husband two-to-two, obviously the first pregnancy. The girl leaves the doctor’s office with a scream.
D: "All of us I translate to anyone. ah!" and the like.
Man (flegmatically): "What is it?"
D: "He said the Fruit is OK! What am I, a tree?and "

Alarm on railways.

XXX: Pins, and what does the blue lights mean? Usually red is not, yellow is possible, but the next red, green is possible. This blue
YYY: This is maneuverable, for heaters. Blue - can not perform manoeuvres. There is still "Moon-White" - it is possible to conduct manoeuvres
XXX: What manoeuvres, fucking, barrel what?

You are not stupid! Why did you think I was stupid? If you were a fool, I would not have complained about you, but I would have regretted and comforted you and convinced you that you are not a fool.

Oleg
I want a wife
I don't want to fuck the available 16 year old bodies
Katerina
What happened to the boys...I don’t seem to have been fucked once in my childhood...
There are no people who offer drugs in clubs for free, nor are there men who need only one, and there is no borsch.
There is no Santa Claus.

Arthem
This is my second time at the dentist’s office. I say, stick my tooth, it interferes. He answers, so let’s see what’s there. He stumbled and asked if it interfered. I said, no, everything is okay, I checked the language, okay. I leave the anesthesia after the healed root tooth on the left, I come home later, at eight in the evening, I sit for dinner. And what do you think? The tooth continues to interfere. Going to the doctor for the third time with the same request is shameful. What have I done? I took the nail pile and sent to drink this roasted hand-click. Wasted well, now it does not bother)

Timothy
You’re a straightforward man...I’m really upset now!! to

Frost67g: Camedy Woman is a bunch of beetles who come up with beetles jokes for other beetles so that they don’t seem completely stupid to their beetles.
Anny: Ha-ha, did you invent anything smarter?
Oh, and here’s their first victim waking up :)