Just hit on the left side... Well the first thing on the internet. Let’s compare the sensations with the description... It seems like I have a left-hand ectopic pregnancy...

Eugene Kaspersky has returned his son! But only for 30 days...

I read the reviews on the website-catalogue for the phone HTC HD 2. First on the list:

Her husband bought it. I saw how much it costs today. I will push!

OOO: Zdarov Pinokes, do you remember drinking on Saturday? So, I go home, I sit in the kitchen on a chair. A cat passed by, looked at me, dressed up and ran away. Did she try to humiliate me or what?! to

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! She must have tried to show you how upset you are.

ynestulya: entered a consulting firm, in their office lives a speaking poppy, a big one. The spider regularly pronounces the phrases "dotha", "beer" and "double kil". I have no doubts about their professionalism.

One of the oldest rules of etiquette appeared thanks to rugi. English King George V once in anger knocked his fist on the dining table, after which he exploded with a strong blow. When he calmed down, he issued a decree that the forks should lie on the table with the teeth down.

3 weeks of protection. I shaved it. Mom pleased: “Oh, it’s not to tear your hair, right?”

k: bd bd (can not pronounce)
Sally : BDSM!
K: I can’t speak out, there’s too much agreement here.
There is no agreement, there is nothing against it.

XHH: Only Microsoft could afford to buy Skype and then break it (

Microsoft is working very quickly.
Skype is no longer running.

Today, my wife promised sex as soon as her daughter fell asleep.

The moment of the long-awaited falling asleep of the nine-month-old weapon crumb at 23-35 was solemnly welcomed by a festive salutation under my windows. I am already going down to the courtyard to thank you, a cheerful, lighthearted guy of shitty appearance in his buttocks on his bare feet...

xxx: Can a population of creatures with artificial intelligence call themselves a race?
YYY: How many are you already?

Illegal migrants - citizens of Uzbekistan and Tajikistan with wives and children - settled in the underground
Anonymous Diablo 3?

On the bed with cabbage rose - weed.

My colleague had a friend who once bought a used Mercedes.
The car is not new, and naturally had various minor cracks. In particular, there was no company emblem on the wheel (the most triangular star in the circle). The man was stressed for some reason, and since he was working in the production, he got this star on the machine, chromied it, and he put it on the wheel. In other words, beauty. The only difference is that the factory original is a light bronze strip, and it was made a heavy stainless steel stamp.
And it would be nothing, but one day he got into a small accident, a safety pillow worked in the car, and this crafty star struck him in the forehead and cut off his skin with its edges.
In the hospital, the forehead was swallowed, everything healed pretty quickly. There were no traces of scars except a slight bleaching (the structure of the skin at the site of the scattering changed), which in normal conditions was virtually invisible.
But since then, if this man became red (from shame, anger, drunk vodka, etc.). by p.On his forehead was the white Mercedes emblem.

Why are our officials and oligarchs moving to England?
- There is a left-hand movement and it is easier to adapt to them, as in Russia
They drive on the opposite track.

You did it in vain, you Han.
Masterstop: I know where you live
Masterstop: I know your phone number
Gassasin: You will do nothing to me
I Know Your Warcraft Password
Gassasin: I am sorry!! I am not to blame!! I am coincidental! What should I do to repay the guilt???? to

by SMS:
I can’t meet at the airport... I feel like I’m flying away myself and want to fuck the whisker.

Nicole: Going to get rid of anything?
Damn, not in that window!
El gato solar: Are you shaking out the window? O_O

The employee searched for a certificate all morning, all pause. Then found it. On the certificate is a paper. It says "Hide and forget!"