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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №82060
 27.05.2013
"Hill's Indoor Cat Feeding for indoor cats living in rooms with chicken 4kg"

Is it such a food that rejects the desire to eat a four-kilogram chicken living with a cat in the same room?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №82059
 27.05.2013
The title of the article: "Appendix «Zlata Ognevich - Crawling»: a crawler that really pleasures children".
One of the best comments: The Cannibal Corpse app will wake kids to school on time.

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82058
 27.05.2013
Grandma without preface – and you know who my husband is!!! Especially the scream. This is obviously a sick man. The man stood, thought and said: Holy, see!
Stay away from these sick people!!! Do not come close and do not come in. At the end of the signal until the last, at the same time the attention of witnesses will be attracted. At the parking lot near the TC, one such pedestrian on the turn did not intend to give way to me, stood up and stood in the middle (by the way, there was a sidewalk for such people). I stopped. I stand looking at her. She is on me. I’m angry at"What has gone out!" Seeing has heard. Let us insult and shave, and weep with our hands. I waited until the circus ended and she left. I went. So she managed to hold her shoulder to the mirror. Right on the side glass and bed. He also moved his fist over the car. In order not to contact her, he left. He returned after an hour to find out that he was being sought. As a result of the "attack on a pedestrian with a hiding", the poor there allegedly broke the heels and the finger twisted (At the court, everything that could be against me turned out. It is specific.) Hence deprivation of rights, work, not admission to the exam in another category, etc. It is better to endure a couple of seconds once more than because of the "holy Indian animal" so cool to change your life... Good luck on the roads and in life, Lord! Be more careful.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №82057
 27.05.2013
The Author:
xxxh: I go into my entrance today, a drunkon comes in front of me (a few meters before he felt a mess), we approach the elevators, a small person comes in, I think, well, today I will get sick...and he goes to the side and invites me to go in the first, well, I went in, I turn, and he moves my hand, a type of ride!
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He just didn’t want to embarrass you with his company.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №82056
 27.05.2013
Alcatel phone for 520p
The shortcomings:
No player, no internet, no boiling water, no teleportation.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №82055
 27.05.2013
To her friend (P) soon comes her boyfriend's mother
P: That is how I know her.
P: I like her very much.
I am: horror, make fun of me
Q: Do not clean the apartment before it arrives?
I am : AHA
I: and Hamit
P: Grow up a megaspoon
I: and to walk unclean)
I: and not cleaning the bowl after cats
I (and after myself)
Q: Drawing into a game all day and not cooking.
A: Do not wash the dishes.
P is fucking. I live so.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №82054
 27.05.2013
to the milliseconds.
I personally knew a graduate of MIFI who had a dog Laba.
It is not all.
The passport name was Laboratory-work-number sixteen-effect-Mossbauer.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №82053
 27.05.2013
I understand files on the computer. I came across the folder "Destinations". I open and see the inscription "This folder is empty".
I thought. :} is

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82052
 27.05.2013
and 1 cop. The debt is paid in the PFR.
This amount was demanded by the Pension Fund in a letter to Moskovich, an individual entrepreneur, Mikhail Degtyar. The entrepreneur did not contact with the delivery and found exactly 1 cop. In order to recover the debt in a penny, the Pension Fund did not regret the amount, 4000 times the amount.

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