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You are now in the army.
YYY: YYYYYYY
You are now in the army.

Listen here to what it is like.
Two related offices. Me and the boss. He has a condom, I don’t have it.
And then he takes a healthy fan out of his office - the mouth interferes, takes the place.
And in the street of the heat-spirit, huli, here I put it for myself. The chef saw, and how the voice of the animal "this is my fan!". I took it back to myself. Here I look at him, and he has the condie and this dewey working at the same time...

This is the true blasphemy.

XXX: Do you love me?
YYY: No
XXX: Well, I have to say!
YYY: already

----but the driving is not there, it is not the mistake of the novice, it is the karma of the fool--
Hey, master of riding, evaluate your experience: sit on a length meter with two trailers and take back exactly at least 10 meters. Feel a fool. So newcomers are not immediately oriented to where when driving behind the wheel to turn, not all fathers from childhood are taught, not all in motor schools pay due attention.

I love my old gadgets and my old technology. My old player only turns off when I come home. My old phone only uncharges when I can charge it. And my old computer broke down only when I finished writing my diploma.

to this:
In connection with the adoption of the law on insulting the feelings of believers, I had a question. Atheism is a kind of belief that there is no God. So, can an atheist appeal to the court about the fact that the built temples daily offend his feelings, and demand either the demolition of all the temples, or lifetime material compensation from the RPC? and :)
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You know, as an atheist, I can assume that there will be no such statements because atheists are far more normal people than believers, they will not do such nonsense.

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Crash test of the car:
I expected a better result...
I also went to the elections...

At the crossroads of Karl Marx and Artem, a man on a motorbike stood on a dew and shattered his grandmother from behind.

The Logan Signal
The big finger showed :D
and upset

– It’s like this... the clever word was... well, not a philanthropist, it’s... of bushes.
The exhibitionist?
No, he is watching.
The Voyeurist!

He received a programming diploma, in the resume indicated "little experience". In personal qualities he added that I know how to cook.
For the third month, I worked as an assistant chef at a restaurant at a four-star hotel.

Wisdom is the most precious thing in the world... You pay for it with time, health, family and loved ones.

Inventive machinery

Not to say that it is funny, just in a pile of original solutions in a banal situation.
Moscow Serpukhov Electric. Friday, evening, people go to nature, the wagons are full of passengers quite tightly. In spite of the open windows, in the train there are hot spots and spirits, who wipes the sweat from the forehead with a sleeve, who flaps with a newspaper. Drunk young people of the hypnotic kind decided to apply their method of ventilation - an empty beer bottle blocked the doors. The high-speed communications mechanic announces that the train will not go until the doors are opened, the cops do not react, crack, blow cigarettes, hold a bottle in the door. The announcement "police patrolling the train, go through the N-th wagon" does not convince anyone, everyone has long known that it is a bluff and in fact there is no policeman in the train. The assistant of the engineer, who usually goes out and solves such issues, either does not - in modern trains he is replaced by automation, or he is just lazy to drag into the end of the train through the sweaty crowd. Passengers discuss "this drunk," but do not interfere, the general opinion that the drunken sea on the knee, can and fight. The train is a couple or three minutes away. The culmination. The driver opened the doors, they opened completely. “Attention, dear passengers, if the races from the N-th wagon, delaying departure, do not leave the train, I will turn on the heating of the wagons and do not turn off until the end of the route, I repeat, if.....” (from the place of the accident to Serpukhov to drive almost an hour and a half). No need to repeat the third time. A couple of people in the wagon raised a noise on the subject of "what x...", and ten seconds later, the crowd that had crashed into the tambour, the mating gopniks who tried to whip their fists, together with their bottle, were pushed out onto the platform.

- We looked at your resume and, you know, somehow were not impressed...
“I’ve seen your shark and, you know, it’s not Gazprom either.

But with the problem "everywhere need people with experience, and where to take it, if nowhere take" I encountered in school, when I wanted to join the guild in the world of warcraft.

X: if they want to talk about God on the street, the easiest thing is to send it to the fox immediately.
Y: Why
X: Until religious feelings have offended
You may say that the Bible is a story for children.
X: Everyone writes to you
X: Now it is better to move on to the person.
Y: and insults
X: Yes
X: more lawful, so to say

I searched for Yandex maps for kindergartens nearby. Garden on the street of Partisanskaya in the list is, but it is not displayed on the map. ^ ^ ^

We work on the radio:
The winner came today. The grandmother of the winner.
"I came, I see the door open, it is written "Official entrance". I thought I was there. I went in and the door behind me was locked and did not open. There is no one there and there is no dust. I thought I would die there. Then I saw someone coming and I started knocking on the door. And he called the guard, and he called me "How did you get there?I" I still feel bad. You have to give me a prize for that!"

From the book of Promalpinists
Recently, there was no need to hang the hinder... there was no need to hang the hinder, clinging to the columns inside the hinder and standing on the window of the soap. Well blasted about the day on the third, came with a partner with a mess...wrapped ropes, poured water and each came out to his window... suddenly from where not take a whistle, scream, scream ( the disturbance is empty, it was rented under the stunt except for us there should be no one) suddenly running white (apparently we both saw it thought I once at the same time jumped back into the disturbance and got on each other) after a couple of minutes the white again flew past us....normal such red, blushy)))) we wrapped up lost... at the same time released: time to throw the cock.... the girl runs in and begins to run behind the white (and the disturbance is really huge, granite and only the columns in the center... in the middle of

Benn Jordan – Passage D Original Movements

xxx: I am under it now boiling oats)) as it ends, so it's time to shoot)))
Yyy: The composer could not have guessed about such a great future of his music
xxx: you can still boil the teaspoon and boil the egg. Four minutes and fifty seconds is so universal. The author took the matter very seriously.
xxx: not that the current snacks are 7-10 minutes. You come, and the milk is gone.
Not the music today.