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The PDD does not prohibit parking on the bike path if it is part of the road. Such rules, yes
Regarding the sidewalk, did you, lady, go there? The same regulations strictly prohibit cycling on the sidewalk, if there is a possibility to drive on a bike path or roadway (excluding children under 14 years of age). And take your bell deeper: the sidewalk is a pedestrian area and you should not be there, and if that happened, then you must move with pedestrian speed, giving the advantage, imagine, to pedestrians (again PDD, yes).
Imagine a motorist or motorcyclist who sits behind the wheel without knowing the rules and periodically rows on the sidewalks, signaling pedestrians with the demand to give up the road. was presented? It’s you, only the vehicle you have is technically easier.

XXX is Hi. Do you make translation stickers?
YYY: No
XXX: What is the thickness of the transparent PVC sticker?
YY: 80 grams
XXX is gram.? to
YYY: in sq m
YYY: please give 80microns
XX: Thank you for putting my brain in place. Or I was going to come to you. Liter by 3)

kakawajazz: Well, I went into a wiki article about America. I think I’ll go out of Wikipedia in about four hours on some article about the laptop.

Xenon: If you get to the video of a little girl giving birth to a sheep – know, you swam on YouTube.

On the contrary, at two o’clock.

To all who have stumbled on the debtor’s debtor – read the news.

Today the Tsar-batyushka signed the law on "anti-social behavior". Now it will be possible to punish and put on preventive account for actions that violate generally accepted norms of behavior and morality. "Norms of morality" will be determined by police and "volunteer patrol". It is also permitted to monitor the potential violators of these very "norms of morality".

Prepare, soon there will be a lot of such "morals" and the law is already on their side.

It is after going through the hard road with a woman and having achieved success that many men change an old wife for a young one, because the old wife will always remind you of years of poverty.
— — —
But let us say the “truth” to the end – it is those who change the “old” wife, and do not put a new thing in a penny. Because they need a new one purely for self-affirmation, so that they admire how cool he is and has achieved everything.

Iceland before the match with England:
Could we get stressed and play in nothing?
Well, go on, we won’t win the English anyway. Better to drink beer.
But not all players understand the word "zabe" correctly. Even our players would have misunderstood it.

I send my husband with a hint:
Girls love drama. That she screamed "Ah yeah? We break up, and she runs around the apartment, and her hair is like that, and you catch her like that, and I will not let you go. And you press it to the wall, kiss it, and it looks like it breaks out, but it is no longer. And then like sex. Here are the shows for girls like a cat cream".
Husband:...you’re not that...you’re too... I don’t even know how to say, but you just get off and you’re going to run...

In the meantime, the cream is broken :(

The EU is now like a bus – then the question is:

Are you going out?

Practice shows that changing a woman for a more resilient you are not worth anything, despite years of support and support.
A few days ago I literally read "War has no female face" Alexievich, and I occasionally remembered something from there. For the accuracy of the formulations I do not guarantee, you can swallow yourself, the pieces in the burn were laid out. Many women who fought on the same level as men, who sat with them in the same barracks and pulled them out of the battlefield, after the war were unnecessary. Because men wanted something beautiful after the horrors of the war, there was femininity. And the uniforms, which were seen only in male shape and stitched boots, did not resemble the best. Probably not to blame them for that. But to hope for them, to hope that the "stone wall" will not collapse on its hill - it hurts a lot of honor.

...and for wearing lifts under the dresses.

Where are these “writers” recorded? Is the jump worth?

Why does the Russian Federation not insure its planes? Or was the whole point in getting insurance and so much more from Turkey?
VFB: Tell me, dear man, which company can insure my armed forces...

Black high socks in scarring, living with you not the first year, with an extended silky heels and in heels - throw out or leave until winter, if you have gentle feelings for them. Plastic shells and Vietnamese - only on the beach and in the pool.
Beach shorts in Hawaiian color, which are an alternative to sweaters, and purely sporty copies are used in appropriate conditions.

A combination of these three points is never allowed!

Now we buy minimalist leather sandals in the classic style. It is thin (!) uniform smooth socks 3-4 fingers above the bone. Ideally, they are not black, but colored (dark blue, brown, brown, grey) given that they will be covered with dust in the city for a day. With these records, the socks are changed daily and checked for traction and holes. And we buy straight-cut shorts, without a bunch of pockets, smoothies and other things, made of cotton, linen or jeans. Such shorts easily turn into old pants with wiped pants, which a caring wife / mother seeks you on the palm above the middle of the knee.

See also "Friends" You have already borrowed your dress codes.

My wife and I had a financial accounting program. Added category "Beauty". Previously, there was manicure and all sorts of spending on cosmetics. Recently somewhat jumped through. Today I saw a bottle of martini in this section. She will come home beautiful.

Aaa: Overall, I have recently started to notice that the world is much brighter than it is depicted in video games. What fucking?

Try to wipe out the monitor.

The claims of the teacher about the water in the diploma I understood when I was unable to ignite the fire with unnecessary after protection papers.

I was 25-26 years old. She worked in the university ( library). One day I had to disassemble a ton of new books and distribute them to different departments. That is, actually sit for a long time and lay down books on certain signs in several stacks. Work is not difficult, but boring. Two students were identified to help, Vova and Andrey.

In the fact that Vova was yesterday’s schoolchild, though under two meters tall, I had no doubt. And Andrei seemed to be an adult. I was sure that it was almost my peer who finally decided to get a cork. Then, in the conversation, it broke out that Andrew had to do something with his father's help, because he himself will become a major only in the spring. Since then, it’s much easier for me to believe stories about people to whom no one gives their years.

I adore our area. Now I was walking with a child and a woman with potatoes approached me. And she tells me—you just don’t turn around sharply, but look at how this potato looks like the gentleman sitting on the bench.

The DNA of humans and bananas is 50% identical.

I am tomato...

Karochi Iceland crushed the English, then the French, then the Germans, well, in the final, it has already played the Portuguese without any tension -) The main thing is that the Vikings don't end the flies.

A short joke full of daily pain for a professional:

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