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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №107500
 29.12.2014
We got "the same" shoes.
If in the morning under the winter shoes to wear, and in the evening at home shoes to remove - not one cock, they are the same or one African American?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №107499
 29.12.2014
Girls, listen, I am turning out of toxicity here and there, and there are those conversations... Maybe, enough? Let’s talk about blowing eggs. I think it doesn’t hurt at all, I watched the video, there a man was beaten with a stick between his legs, and he just smiled. Myth is all that.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107498
 29.12.2014
With the installation of Linux on his computer, she unexpectedly discovered a new, special meaning of the phrase from the KVN: “The Penguin said: You can’t sleep.”

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №107497
 29.12.2014
<mellowmatix> fuck,three and not fuck behind the back

<[PEER]Dyxa> mellowmatix: Fuck from behind the corner.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107496
 29.12.2014
Cats are great, they said.
In a blow of tenderness, I hold Anya on my arms, scratching her behind her ear. The Lief-Morkoff Here, the perforator runs through the wall, Enya crashes away from me at a near-light speed, tearing off the pieces of her hands with the nails, in the flight, flipping the full bowl on the floor, scared even more, just not referenced to the run, carried to the deepest hole, and Katka already melancholy eats from the floor naggets and potatoes.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107495
 29.12.2014
Ask the Russians:
What does your cat or cat think of when they see you naked?
WOW: ahahahahahahah) probably something in the style: "oh, some people also have a tail
And why not "ahahahahahahahahahah) I have longer?"

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107494
 29.12.2014
Talk about "piracy" and copyright:

All these rights holders remind me of prostitutes.
XHH: spread for money pleasure, and nothing loses themselves
Everything remains as it was, only money drops.

Piracy is like rape.
Buying without demand, not paying
It seems that everything remains in place, as it was.
The feeling that you are caught remains.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107493
 29.12.2014
The boy needed black socks for the performance. It appeared unexpectedly, but what seems to be the problem? These are normal black socks. I walk in such every day. I went into the children’s world, and sheam...Blue, white, pink, light-green, orange, white-orange, blue, red, in a flower, in peanuts, in a strip, with mice, with rabbits, with stars... And then I begin to understand what the problem is.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107492
 29.12.2014
A review of the trailer on the movie "The Pit of Time":

xxx: the movie looks easy and the one-time viles of the movie run, in the middle of some mess from the director so and not smelled in what there was trying to understand the line of the film did not understand. Less than 3-4 points

yyy: prose is not your cognac, try to grasp and put on the music)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107491
 29.12.2014
fox_mulder_cp> how can you communicate with a person who considers DooM graphics
Smooth and sad?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107490
 29.12.2014
The genius:
to this:
Here’s how you live as a brutal cyclist and you don’t know the grief, and here’s the oh! The mouse!! And suddenly you are all such a girl-girl, standing on the board and demonstrating the upper “la” of your lyrical soprano.

Upper left, it is:"Blue Blue"???? and :)

It is genius! Who would have guessed!
I am, for example, more interested, yet the boy author of the quotation or the girl

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107489
 29.12.2014
Life, like money, should be spent on pleasant nonsense.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №107488
 29.12.2014
During the Great French Revolution, a certain de Saint-Sir was brought before the court of the revolutionary tribunal. The President asks the accused about his name and surname.
“My name is de Saint-Sir,” the defendant replied. The particle de meant that a person belonged to the nobility family.
“There is no more nobility,” the chairman objected.
In that case, I am Saint Sir.
And since the pronunciation of the word "holy" is similar to the pronunciation of "Sen", the defendant had to give up this part of his surname.
The time of superstition and holiness has passed, there are no more saints.
I am just Sir.
This was the case with the members of the royal family at the time.
The kingdom with all its titles fell forever.
The accused had to admit that he had no name at all, and he was not subject to the law.
“I am nothing but abstraction – abstraction,” said Saint-Sir. You will not find a law punishing an abstract idea. You have to justify me.
And the confused tribunal indeed found the defendant innocent and sentenced the following: “A Citizen of Abstraction is offered to choose a republican name for the future if he does not wish to incite further suspicion.”

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №107487
 29.12.2014
I decided to surprise my husband. While he was washing, she grabbed her trousers with a striped foul tail, cat ears on her head, and seductively lay in bed above the blanket, taking the pose of a playful cat.
She woke up from the fact that the naked playful cat was wrapped in a blanket, scratched behind her ear and said, "Sleep, bleach!"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107486
 29.12.2014
I talk to a girl from another city, they are suppliers:

Anastasia
What did you have to do with me, Matt.
Alexis
I speak in principle, we have a corporate style.
Anastasia
Wouldn’t he warn?
Alexis
It is blue 😉

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107485
 29.12.2014
I think that if the pedestrian crossings are made after 20 meters, then pedestrians will cross exactly between, and cyclists will jump out on the crossings, like the devils from the box.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №107484
 29.12.2014
I was surprised. Sitting in a fun company - neighbors called the menta. A local friend came, he had a friend in that company. While they wore the menta, they wore the macarons.

What do you know about fun companies?

Once we were looking for a builder on the outskirts of the city in the slums, we sit at his house, in the neighboring room, a dialogue of two women:
Where is the cage?
Petrovna has taken, she has to burn.
And long ago?
1 hour and a half ago.
Go and take it until they give it up!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №107483
 29.12.2014
I’ve had cats all my life, and they haven’t eaten rain or raised a tree, so jokes about it were not quite understandable to me. And here, in the summer, a very friendly dog, a housewife, but not to drive out, once it came. And here I am all in the New Year’s mood, decorating the house, hanging the rain, turning around and seeing this red face chewing a bunch of rain! In short, I managed to take it, well that he did not swallow, but only chewed, the rain dropped out and now I think: well that we have not put the tree for ten years.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107482
 29.12.2014
I noticed that my wife joined the group "Erotic clothes", apparently it is for the best)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №107481
 29.12.2014
The Hickey:

Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi I know a family with five children. I repeat five. They live very poorly. Children are educated and polite. Asked my mother, how toxicosis and other charms? How could she have decided to do so? The first time, there was no toxicity. And the rest of the times - there was no time, only have time to turn, with such an eagle. So it’s not a matter of hormones, it’s a matter of behavior priorities. If the priority is on the selfish demand for increased attention to his person, it is one thing. And if there are more important things... it is not time to go out.

Well, yes, I will divorce someone else’s trouble.
And I know a family in which one child, the mother during pregnancy had such toxicosis that she was placed in the hospital, and doctors insisted on abortion.
Do not equate all to the same denominator, people are not the same details, but each has their own stories.

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