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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №86234
 29.08.2013
My mother burned yesterday. The special effect was that it all happened very well.
and unexpectedly.
Someone calls her on a mobile phone.
by ZAMIR. Man did not get there.

Hi, I am Zamir
My mother, without thinking:
I am for peace, why war?
He puts the phone.

I have a 10 minute hysteria. I would love to see his face at that moment.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №86233
 29.08.2013
to this:

Per women are deprived of pleasure - the honor of the egg, but they can always wash their breasts.

The heh. But! If all men have something to scratch, then not all women have something to scratch ;)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №86232
 29.08.2013

One day, my friend and I made a newspaper on February 23. She is a great leader in 5th grade, and she needs to mean a newspaper to do. And she came to me, and we invented a newspaper, and painted it with guash, and pleased with themselves invited my husband to praise us. And the husband looked and said - All of you, aunt, get stuck here, I see: the sky means blue, the Kremlin again... on the ground tanks are hanging somewhere, in the sky - aircraft, soldiers are tapped everywhere for the beauty of pushes... One thing is not pleasing - the inscription "from February 23" slightly contrasts, you know, with a green cock bark in white chamomile!!! Did you smoke here? :( and we had to put the poor half-newspapers with the green lawn on the PVA glue with white cotton, depicting the fresh snow. It did not work, creatively.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №86231
 29.08.2013
I believe that somewhere in Japan there is a girl named Yoko Ho who will one day meet and fall in love with a simple Russian guy named Rom with the name Bottle.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86230
 29.08.2013
Volkan T, a 24-year-old Turk from the outskirts of Cologne, passed through all checkpoints in the closed zone of Luftwaffe at the airfield of Cologne, where Merkel’s A-319 was parked. The method by which he passed the first cordon is better to remember. The Turk approached the soldiers of the Bundeswehr and said he wanted to check the officer’s dining room, which he rented for a family holiday.
When Volkan arrived at the Chancellor’s airbus, it was time for a party. He dressed up to the cowards, jumped on the wing, danced on it, good, the plane was not very large, then got into the cockpit and started pressing all the buttons in a row. One of them turned out to be a button to turn on the fire system, everything was poured with foam, inflatable stairs jumped out. And the guard came. After three hours of talks through the megaphone, the shepherd infested the boy, and he was caught with a bite in the leg. Currently, Volkan is in a psychiatric hospital. If he had played well in Microsoft's fly-simulator, everything could have been different.

[ + 13 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86229
 29.08.2013
Never... listen never... glossing your girlfriend's foot NEVER in any case, don't touch your other hand to your unbarred face and don't make a thoughtful face.

The phrase "I'm a shaved monkey" is a blow to the forehead and the promise that you will live a couple of weeks without sex is guaranteed. It is (

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №86228
 29.08.2013
This poor man:
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Never listen, never listen.
Pulling my girlfriend's leg
In no case not
Touch the other hand.
Do not make your roots worn.
A thoughtful face.
The phrase "I am the unbarred monkey"
A blow to the forehead and a promise to live.
Have no sex for a couple of weeks.
is guaranteed. It is (
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There are fucking girls too.
I sympathize...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №86227
 29.08.2013
1: How is your partner?
2 as a processor.
1 the meaning?
2: It appears to be loaded, but it is inactive.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №86226
 29.08.2013
XXX: We need to talk about everything.
YYY: Where and when?
XXX: Just go to the courtyard.
yyy: "On the bench in the yard, like drug addicts." - Grandmothers mod.
Zzz: on the bench in the yard, like grandmothers
Yyy: Like grandmothers, they’re on the bench at the entrance, and on the bench in the yard, they’re like drug addicts.
YYY: Don’t confuse it anymore, these are two conflicting groups.

Double K

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №86225
 29.08.2013
Electricity was cut off in the open space office.
There are various "songs" of UPS from everywhere. Suddenly removed by them "rules" begin to sound quite harmoniously and fold into a sad and beautiful melody.
The bored employees strangled their ears and excitedly raised their heads, but the UPSs quickly broke down and again scratched differently.
... it turns out, a hundred martyrs accidentally can still print at least a piece of "War and Peace".

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №86224
 29.08.2013
* Reference to the test "relation of surname with IQ"*
XHH: Now we will do a test and find a correlation...
YYY: What is Correlation?
zzz: The test is completed.

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