MIN.Education included composition in the EG. It seems that your "literacy" has not only reached the Internet community. And, yes, you’ll probably have to feel the difference between MO and MO.

Can anyone explain the difference between the first and the second MO?

Octopoteuthis deletron, living at depths of up to 800 meters, has a very short period of sexual maturity. Therefore, males have developed a breeding strategy, in which they do not understand who is in front of them - a female or another male. Encountering in the darkness the calmar of its kind of any sex, they attack it and smear with spermatozoa, that is, capsules with spermatozoa.

Walked the dog, passed by a pair with a wheelchair and the dog decided to chew, maybe scared of a large wheelchair. The woman began to scream:
The cock! Drop your dog, my baby is sleeping!
Her husband answers:
No, you are louder than a dog.
He woke up the child!
He is sleeping.
She looks into the wheelchair and cries:
The idiot! You forgot the child at home.
He quickly runs toward the house.
Standing on the sidewalk, we watched her run to the parade.
I, my dog and my husband stood with a sleeping baby in their arms.

The boss met a drunk secretary on the street yesterday night.
When he saw him, he quickly said:

You have not seen me, and I do not know you.

PS listened twice this morning. The Secretary and Secretary :)

Puma> and I don’t even have a smartphone
Puma> and Instagram
Silv_m> I have an Instagram so no
Puma> well there is a smartphone, so you can start
Silv_m> it resembles "no you have a ass, so you can become a gay"

The conversation between a girl (D) and her boyfriend (M):

Satan invented food to tempt people.
A: Yeah, I love you...
(M): You just always eat what you can’t... Remember Eve.
(M): She lived in paradise – I don’t want to eat, but no, she wanted an apple.

XXX: I'm a very strong electronist: yesterday I easily, with one click, took 1W DC-DC into SIP7. The conclusions were broken from the corps itself, of course.

YYY: I had a strong programmer in the department – 150 from the chest sorry.

XXX: Listen, what is the step?
XXX: How does it look? Maybe I know?
UUU: Well, imagine a bomja, a punk, a kikhimora, a leche and a grandmother Yaga.
This is the step.

Here girls are offended that men do not notice anything. I cut my hair. And if for a guy to cut his hair, it is specifically to change the hairstyle, then the change in hair length by 5-10 cm is not very distinctive. Also small things like another tone of mask, lacquer and so on. But I'm paying attention to such unobvious things as the disappearance of condoms from the servo, a pregnancy test in her bag, calls from left phones at 2 p.m.

Leonid Utesov "Marquiza" - approximately the same system administrator asks what happened to the computer

<O_Brien> and normal shooters besides battlefield and call of duty actually exist?
<wasilij> обрайен - ride to yourself in Donetsk, you will shoot
<N2ck> There is no respawn

Yesterday, my wife told me - the hryvnia is the Ukrainian currency, so it will jump, because whoever will not jump - the moscal.

We make repairs
Faced with the problem:
The cat so fiercely buries its bowl that it simultaneously rips the wallpaper from the wall.

This corner should not be cut off.
Monolith of bulletproof steel.
Can be laminated.
Who do we repair ourselves or the cat?
We notice that the cat has long warmed its ears nearby, unsuccessfully pretending to sleep.
- you can not at the entire height, and at the level of the cat's growth - a sleeping cat is taken with one hand for the front legs, the other hand for the rear, stretched to the maximum, put vertically and...
Such eyes in the cat we have never seen, she even blinked forgotten by surprise
Then she performed the number: "I fucked up on your repair!"

here here :

What do you know about inconvenience? We went to the pub with the girl, moved for the nearest free table. On the neighbor was a couple of undrunk bars and some food. The girl decided to throw out the chewing gum, rolled it off, and put it on a plate at the next table (they will clean it anyway). Who knew that the people sitting at this table just went out to smoke. The man was roaring all night on this incomprehensible gum, and the girl was constantly offering me to sit at another table))

Worse than a fool is only a fool with initiative. Couldn’t you put a towel on your table?

Psaki did not say anything about it. She has not made any statements for a long time.
It is for her now Kyselev with the company says, they have such a pseudonym now for every shit. And the watnitches listen and repeat "nu stupid!".
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She said yesterday that NATO has no evidence of the presence of the Russian army in Ukraine. But Russia must stop what it is doing". and bingo.

and #274

Porn sites are often the leading platforms for the introduction and roll-out of new Internet technologies, thus driving the entire industry forward. For example, in the mid-1990s it was to pay for viewing pornographic content that Electronic Card Systems launched an online payment system using payment cards. Porn sites were also the first to use streaming broadcasts and video chats. Along with pirated music, pornography, according to research, was the main factor in the widespread spread of broadband internet in Europe.

How is it, you ask? I had a conversation with a colleague on this topic this morning.

I am: Hi How is it?
See also: Ocean

It is difficult to describe accurately. You know, the ocean is the ocean.

Q: Is he going there at all?
WOW: in the work sent an exam what to pass
He forgets and does not give up.
XHH: or not give up and forget
XHH: or surrender and forget
Karzai: The outcome is obvious

XXX: What’s going on in your country?
I haven't watched the news for a long time.
Damn, the Game of Thrones.
Song of Sala and Wata.

to this:

I like the passive protoplasm (omnom)
I also love active protoplasm. (The end of the story)
Whoever is in the subject will understand =)
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It is a pleasure to meet fans of classical NF, and Shekley in particular))