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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112943
 03.05.2015
Answer by mail-ru
Q: What kind of bread do you usually buy? In a slice or a whole slice?
hh: a whole bucket in a cut)
zz: If the elephant looks to the left, I take a kiss, if to the right, it is cut. And if straight - I don't take bread, but I take champagne and candy.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №112942
 03.05.2015
Andrei SE about Remark: Three Comrades
Probably 30 percent of this book occupies the description of smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol. The main characters just fill their problems with alcohol.
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Professor Timirzayev about Remark: Three Comrades
This is something else!
But in Bocacho, monks fuck the gardener, in Rabla, the hero is rubbed with a goose, and in Pushkin, the archangel bites the devil for her.
You know what? You better not read books at all, don’t have to. Because even in the Old Testament you can find such...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №112941
 03.05.2015
On the porn tracker among the distributors found GTA 5. Yes, the perfect section for the pirate version of this game.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112940
 03.05.2015
If you fall out of the 10th floor window, don’t scream to your neighbors from the 7th that the flight is normal.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112939
 03.05.2015
Helped a friend for free in the settings and installation of licensed software - pirate, took money from the company. He provided medical care on the street to the patient - a pirate, took work from doctors and still provided services without appropriate education and license. I watched the TV in the guests - quite a thief, the TV manufacturers will go bankrupt.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112938
 03.05.2015
“Because I can’t say, I say, I arm myself and buy a armored jeep in the event of the US default, the subsequent economic collapse, the rise of crime and the crowd of hungry, desperate outsiders, whom I will hardly push and shoot.
The public will not understand.
But you can pretend to be a monster who believes in zombies, and calmly prepare for the hour of the hour.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112937
 03.05.2015
One thing is not to use a service, and another is to use and not to pay. As much as you want, you can justify yourself by not losing anything from the owner for this. But nevertheless he made this service and spent his time and money on it and he has the right to dispose of it, and you do not, until the money has been paid for it.
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Moreover, we do not have the right to order it, even if we have paid. Only to use, with very large restrictions. If the content disc is covered, I will have to go and buy a new one. Such is. No keys or labels will be saved.
I will have to pay a second time for what I have already paid for. and Brad? Yes the shit.
If the content didn’t fit me, I won’t be able to get my money back. If the purchased refrigerator is +10 instead of the temperature I expected, I will return it and I will get the money back. If the disc is overwhelmed by a young developer’s stool instead of what I expected to see there, I’ll have to understand and forgive.
Unreceived income is a song. I won’t buy anything if I couldn’t get it for free. I will not, and that’s all. What is worth my money, I will buy. Knowing what I buy is my right as a consumer. I am trying to put a cat in a bag. And this cat will not be taken back if it is ugly and smells bad.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112936
 03.05.2015
Go your ass with this approach "let tricks how to do so I don’t steal". Because of such nonsense, neither Valve nor many other companies are releasing more games that can be played alone without the network. Therefore, we will not see Half-Life 3 in particular.
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Go your ass with this approach "all problems from pirates".
With online games you can crack and crack the bubble and the profit will only grow.
And the volume of sales of single projects will decline over the course of the year and will only fall.
So - that Valve put a penis on you not for - pirates and trackers, but for economic reasons. It is better for them to have you all the time than to fuck you once and break up.
Nothing personal, it’s just business.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №112935
 03.05.2015
She: Moore
He is m?
She: Just nice to call you and hear the response) you are, and it's great)
There is something so sweet inside me.
She: like a mixture, only affectionate very much and want to cry
He is :o
He is a stranger!
He is a stranger!
She is : :(

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112934
 03.05.2015
I gave birth a year ago, after pregnancy I was noticeably improved. In a year I lost two or three more kilograms. A day ago I heard from my husband that I "have gained some weight". It turns out, he judges by jeans: before the jeans were sitting freely, and now it is completely in the load of steel. And the fact that it is other jeans, three sizes smaller, he, as it turned out, does not bother...

Sometimes I’m afraid that if a British black basketball man comes home instead of me, this person will first not notice anything and then ask, “Masha, have you shaved your hair?”

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112933
 03.05.2015
Orcy: The dream of Otaku is fulfilled. I went to Japan this spring. The flowering of Sakura.
Orcy: from the smell of sugar, tear eyes - I have an allergy
Orcy: from local soy sauce - heartburn
Orcy: from such abundance of rice - constipation
Moti is disgusting.
A dream is fulfilled, her mother.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №112932
 03.05.2015
Just an example:
One author on the Samisdat received many messages that he did not continue to write new chapters of the book loved by readers. What the author proposed to go down to him, whoever can, so that he can freely write a book that is read but not sold. I want to eat. He placed a limit of 30k rubles, and it did not take two weeks to get 50k.
(I understand, the scale is not that, but)

Those who want continuations of books or new albums, or new games or films from favorite authors, will always be ready to drop. There will undoubtedly be those who will not pay even in such a situation, but even a hundred or another can save the father of democracy. The question remains open for new works, still unknown to the public and not established themselves. But there are special start-up websites for this. Or any thematic advertising presentations are also helpful.

The problem of copying is in the intermediaries. This is what traders have earned for centuries. Overpayment, which goes to the pocket of people not belonging to the creators of the product. These people don’t want to pay.
But does the Internet not give us the possibility of free access to the intangible objects of other people’s work? It remains only to directly link the authors and users. Intermediaries do not need it.

The western valves.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112931
 03.05.2015
What is the dispute?

Dear, it was originally about whether a decent woman would engage in prostitution or still take advantage of other options.
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Are prostitutes immoral, descended creatures? Let me tell you, who are the men who use their services? Something I do not hear the whispers and judgments of these subjects, which often resort to the services of the fairy, consisting of marrying a "ordinate woman."There is a demand - there will be an offer, but for some reason only one side of this business is pushed. But the egg-bearing puppies are our all! She earns a living, and he betrays his wife and transfers the family budget, who is the crossover at all?
P.S I personally know a lady who went into the body trade to pay for her college education and raise her younger sister (and not give her back to a shelter) after her parents died in an accident. Yes, I will not turn my tongue to condemn her, especially as a work at a macdake or a cleaner (and where else are they taken immediately after school?) I simply would not allow this woman to neither get an education nor leave her sister with her. As it got up, so it stopped (because it’s disgusting for Kagbe to constantly deal with the ‘powerful fathers of families’), with the best outcome of all possible (except for the fantastic options).

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №112930
 03.05.2015
<_MiF_> There, by the way, Barca is playing with Cordova
<_MiF_> 8-0
<_MiF_> And this is not an emoji :)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №112929
 03.05.2015
He sought the work of Lucian, an ancient satirist, for a thousand years as he rested.And yet he is under copyright)Al he was translated to the tsar, edited under the USSR.And why should I pay if the money goes unknown to whom?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №112928
 03.05.2015
to the pirate. IMHO is one of the best politicians at Teamviewer. Use as much as you want, without restrictions, advertising, and everything else. But for personal purposes. And for companies that make millions, it will be for money. But you can fold the company logo into the program window instead of the standard one.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112927
 03.05.2015
You can see the bus moving away quickly. You catch him through the quarter and even overtake him. A little more competition and you’re waiting for him at the stop. But I watched it through Yandex Transport, sitting in that same bus.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112926
 03.05.2015
<ctype> Give me the video buffer address and I will turn the screen
<BIOS> B800:0000

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112925
 03.05.2015
From the news:
Due to a car fire on the Stone Island Bridge, eyewitnesses of what was happening had a almost unrealistic feeling that the asphalt was burning. The fire in the Petrograd district began at 14:57. As by the Ministry of Emergencies of St. Petersburg, the Ford Transit burned. It had to be destroyed by the forces of two calculations and 10 people.

The commentary:
Burned asphalt
From the sun and the stars
Burned asphalt
The noise of the wheels
Burned asphalt
You felt warm.
Burned asphalt
The snow falls

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №112924
 03.05.2015
The fucking life, haha.

She said, "Before sex we go with you to the jewelry store, then to the shoe shop and to the underwear store and I still need 500 p on ultrasound."
The uncle served his aunt in a cafe coffee with a cake, put it in the machine, took it to the jewellery, landed, said goodbye and left.
and----
No, I am not arguing. She is stupid, she is stupid. But, comrades, think about it: it's like shit people should live if a woman before sex! Almost an unknown man! He asks for money on Uzi!) is
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And why did she not ask for potatoes and sausages to buy instead of jewelry, since she lives so poorly? She is not a fool, but a fool. I would also send her.

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