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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №111452
 30.03.2015
Mari: Imagine my today delivered
On the way home he dreamed that our house was burned.
Mari: I cried to him so much (((
Do you believe in these dreams? O_O
Mari: He was in the car!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №111451
 30.03.2015
by Lin! Congratulations on your birthday!
Enjoy us with your masterpieces! All the best for you!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №111450
 30.03.2015
N: Well you remember, I was taken off the mirror in the car. I went to the dealer and ordered. Today a specially trained boy called and broke my brain with a question whose philosophical depth is not easy to grasp.
What side of the mirror is it on?
(I think for a long time.)
with the right.
On the right, which right?
(I think again for a long time.)
Which on the right.
Which of the drivers?
Are you smoking there?
Right to the driver.
A worthy apophage of this dialogue:
We brought the left.
The curtain.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111449
 30.03.2015
<oyaebu> your unix like porn sites
<oyaebu> you type a random letter combination, and this turns out to be the famous software needed by everyone.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №111448
 30.03.2015
Angry atheists - less whisper, does not paint. And many physicists, from theorists, have guessed that everything is not easy.
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What the great physicists really thought, we do not know. We can only judge what they wrote. And here it is really not all just... even for quite self-righteous texts they were judged. Not for the lack of faith as such, but for questioning the monopoly of the church on truth. If in brief.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №111447
 30.03.2015
A storm warning has been issued in Moscow. We have trees rushing.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY The wind is so strong that it throws garbage out on the streets.
That’s who wasted it all! Hopefully they will get caught and put in!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY In an aerodynamic tube without UDO for life.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №111446
 30.03.2015
See also 16918:
You won’t see it, but it will help someone else. Go to the doctors, run! And not only to psychotherapists with antidepressants, but also to neurologists and endocrinologists, to examine the adrenal glands and so on.
In general, if you catch yourself on attacks of unfounded fears, anxiety, panic, chained with difficult tasks or suddenly slide into procrastination when it is impossible to start - try to explore physiology. Psychotherapy, of course, is good, but it is not always possible to cure the metabolism with words. Sometimes a course of sedatives, nootropics, hormonal treatment or even cured gastroenterology saves.
Don’t think you have something wrong with your head, mental health, or lazy attacks—sometimes it’s just a badly working meat suit. Per hormonal storms, neurosis or just a reaction to years of stress, from which it is so easy not to leave the sea.
Take care of yourself and treat yourself!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №111445
 30.03.2015
Soon it will probably be like that, in the car, he said.
"Let me go home! and to slow the engine!"
In response, the computer in the car will ask: to the wife or the mistress?
Or even guess where to go by intonation.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111444
 30.03.2015
English scientists have warned...
How can you take a selfie in the sun and burn your eyes? What a nonsense? Do you have eyes on your head?! to
zzz: And taking a selfie in the background, such as a fire, a person will burn and drown in the background of the sea?

I don’t know how about the fire and the sea, but a few idiots who took selfies on the backdrop have already broken up.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №111443
 30.03.2015
"to preserve faith and develop", they say. And I’m confused – are they talking about oxymoron or catahrez?and ((

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111442
 30.03.2015
Well, at least gradually disappear sovkova toilets without interfaces between the toilets.

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This same genius of engineering thought designed the toilets of my native high school. Right, the fence is fitted, and the doors are fitted too! Toilets are installed on the floor. And here you sit, you write, and some junior classgirl is fascinated by looking at your black hair. The class!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №111441
 30.03.2015
xxx: on AliExpress ordered 2 busts of sports, the same but different sizes)

Oh oh oh oh! Why two? To be sure?

Oh yeah, to be sure))

It is probably cheap. ;)

hh: ah, by $3.5 רכףךד/((
Everyone is ?

Why did you write in Hebrew?

xhh: when mentioning the low price, the Hebrew layout is immediately included!))

Thus, it is not possible for us to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be.
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
XHH: and free delivery

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №111440
 30.03.2015
The first time I went to town alone, I thought I was going to a wedding court.
Tag: all signals

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №111439
 30.03.2015
Wu: In my student youth we had a fierce case.
Wu: my classmate agreed with the teacher on additional classes, agreed to study with the teacher at home
WOW: and the teacher’s husband was an ichthyologist and worked in a local zoo.
They had some collapse there and had to be temporarily relocated from the penguin zoo.
They took one, fed him fish, poured cold water, he lived in their bathroom, but walked around the entire apartment.
Wook: and when he walked, he stumbled on the floor with his overwhelmed legs.
Wow: the neighbors below were outraged and the penguin was taught to walk in boots! The household, his mother, his puppies!
Wow: and here comes a fellow student to her home, he is met, he is rattled, goes to the side of the bathroom, and to meet him from the bathroom comes out a penguin in a towel!
WOW: The guy then re-thought a lot about his life

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111438
 30.03.2015
Tintar: It's so cold in our apartment that people will soon start sending their bastards here

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №111437
 30.03.2015
I can explain:

Atheists are their business. But they, for some reason, do not tolerate believers to the spirit, I do not understand why.
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There are thousands of people who believe in themselves, quietly go to church and discuss their beliefs only with like-minded people. Yes, they wear crosses and rings, but they don’t impose anything on anyone. These are normal. They are loved, friends with them and their position is respected. And do not tolerate a fanatite who will judge others for a piece of meat in the fast, say that someone does not believe, and try to recruit, will do nonsense and shout on remarks, "God will punish you, you must respect the elders." A fanatic who has learned to think, having delegated this right to a man in a row from the television, and, afraid of the opinions of others, seeks to stifle it in the embryo. The question is: who is more visible?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №111436
 30.03.2015
What is the new trend of "watching on"? He has met once. "We are watching body movements" – it’s pizza, sorry. Mother is removed from quotes, it would be better to remove illiteracy, fucking...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111435
 30.03.2015
Fifteen years ago, I started working as an accountant at a large bread factory. In the summer, the report for 6 months, made the VAT declaration, and printed, left for the morning. According to the law of wickedness from the morning 1C gives a mistake, HORROR! I cannot enter the base. One hope is Philippisch – our admin. He came, sat quietly, and said, “Oh! Nothing to yourself! At each of his phrases I experienced a heart attack - until the closure of the tax office there were 4 hours left, I will not have time to re-declarate physically. After 20 minutes I couldn’t stand, I asked, “What happened? Declaration is missing? Philippich stared at me in astonishment: “What base? Aaaah, it’s okay there. You, the columns are connected, I set you a speaking clock – every hour will be time to report!”

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №111434
 30.03.2015
xxx: First watched the video, then opened the post. I know Czech.
YYY: This is Polish.
xxx to fuck! I know Polish too.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №111433
 30.03.2015
A. Tell me about sweaters. And then Tian wants a sab, and I don’t know at all why it’s needed, except to collect dust.
B Why? Selling on aircraft

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