DerArto: Silent, unsuspecting people, please go to work taxi drivers!

To blame a child for wrongdoing is the only effective way of upbringing. What do you think about it, all of these "ai ай so cannot" "and if you do so you will like it?" in the best case give 10% of the effectiveness of the method, but usually do not give "HE is the same child" :)
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The only effective way to educate a frightened, uninitiative and at the same time aggressive man? I agree. Are you sure you want your child to grow up?

Does the doctor sneeze and get up, on foot or in the elevator?
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Strangely enough, this is not always an indicator. We had a grandmother-caregiver on the site with the first group of disabilities just in orthopedic cases.
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And in the quoted you was about cardiology. Chukcha is not a reader?

Why not call a fool a fool if he is a fool?

According to women, a gentleman is a man who, in the case of a divorce, allows himself to get rid of.

Early in the morning, a stranger calls me and asks:
Hello, where have I been?
I answer courteously:
The 17th Intergalactic Jedi Council.
The Lost Voice (Lost Voice)
I am sorry for the milk, please.
Then he adds:
May the strength come with you.
He puts the phone.

The Taxi Manager:
- Twenty-third, can you take a person in a hurry to the airport?
Yes, I can take it, I have three places left.
He is afraid to be late, leaving at 17.00. He asks: Will you succeed?
I assure him that he will be able to get on this flight.
- Twenty-three, well how can you guarantee it with such traffic jams on the road!
I am the pilot of this plane.

Sometimes, you drop the channels and, hop, house 2!
You quickly move on, but still, for a couple of seconds, the feeling that you have come into bleeding.

Comments under photo a la sexual teacher

Teach me the bad!
WOW: Let me take your integral, it’s so big and uncertain!
Zzz: Do you have natural logarithms?

XXX: I will explain it on my fingers. Here, the winds are forks, and the linux is a penguin. And will a self-respecting penguin perform commands for the fortress? No, the penguin is a proud bird, you don’t fly, you don’t fly... it’s not about that. In short, wine comes to help. A drunk penguin is a different thing.
XXX is here.

I was dealing with him somewhat...
I almost finished it and here it is...
... wrote "do you like it?"
The whole orgasm

Brumgild is like "comfort" or "transport"

XXX: How painful to read all these complaints on the heat. It feels like only on the Ural October decided to come a little earlier.
YYY: Well, even if we visited the sea, we saw the sun
xxx: I was offered a trip to the north, to the area of the polar circle, to help the oil workers. Looking at the weather, it will be like a second vacation. I have to go, I have to go.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY to the north. in the heat)

Commenting on the news: “The police uncovered a multi-million-dollar affair with 4,000 medical cards of patients,” poor investigators...have been decoding the medical manuscript for five years now.

Lionel Messi is being tried in Spain for failing to pay 4 million euros in taxes, it is time for him to go to Russia for citizenship, especially the next world championship in Russia, it is where we need more than Jora Depardieu, Leonid Masov will be a player of the Russian national team...

Asked by?
Explain to me. Why is the road marking made by professionals, in a couple of months, almost fading, and the inscription on the same road, made by some idiot that he loves his cow, lasts a second year?
Let me explain an anecdote:
Believers: Lord, say, is it true that sex without love is a sin?
God: So why are you attached to this sex? Anything without love is sin.
Apparently the above-mentioned daddy really loves his... khm... narrowed. The workers have no work.

And still... From all that could, in the film "The Hobbit there and back. The wilderness of Smaug", I was most stressed by the fact that the elves are snoring.

To be honest, I am shocked that so many people consider beating to be the norm.
My parents never beat me. Growing up as a normal person, without false modesty, parents have something to be proud of.
I raise my son. Yes, sometimes I want to crack, but I understand that it is my powerlessness or inability to explain it intelligently. You must educate yourself, not your children.

Yesterday I went to a jewelry store to buy a gift for my wife. I bought. On the cheque is written - LLC "Cortez"
Thyl: Are the robbed butts still sold out?