Psh: I'm going to go with C - depending on the order in which I assign the variables, the outcome of the program changes - such as if you ask for a pack of cigarettes and a lighter in the store, they sell you and say thank you, and if the lighter and a pack of cigarettes - beaten in the mouth and thrown out on the street.

Have you ever sent yourself a letter to the future?
YYY : No. Such a letter should be sent through the Russian post, just in 10 years will arrive.
A friend of mine sent me a package, which came a year later.
YYY: Well, it probably was urgent.

xxx: SMS: "Jeremy Alexandrovich, do you think about a profitable investment? We are waiting for you at the bank’s offices. Your Sberbank." And I am never Jeremy Alexandrovich, if anything.

yyy: I am a client of Sberbank and I get the same messages with my I.O. This seems to be another mistake. Someone has registered their account on your phone number. For the purpose of the experiment, send SMS with the text 100 to the number 900.

What happens if I send a SMS?

ZZZ: What will happen? Jeremy Alexandrovich will be pleased to put someone 100 rubles :)

<wife> came out in a minus for money( so uncomfortable to ask you, but I need for 3 months for the apartment by the end of the week
<husband> You haven’t paid for 3 months? And now I need $1,000 by the end of the week, and you write me about it on Viber?! It is :)))

XXX: at work in trouble. snpch broke ((( blue colour blin
Are you smurfing again?

Ann G 19:31
Well, why do I not know how to do everything on time, and then weep like a horse for three days without sleep!

The World 19:32
Maybe you will learn someday.

Ann G 19:34
What is?

Ann G 19:44
What what?

Ann G 19:45
So what do I think 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉

The fucking.

to this:
"I thought about it.
Once they make the law for believers..." They’ve gotten tired of something. It is time to tell everyone the truth. The law for the protection of the rights of believers does not protect the rights of anyone. Neither believers, nor unbelievers, nor even the Orthodox. The law protects the RPC. The authority protects the church, the clergy pray for authority. It has always been and will be. It benefits them. and all!

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sleep go
yyy (00:06) :
I am waiting for a pach. He is in the bank with his boys. He did not take the keys from the house.
xxx (00:24) :
At night in the bank?? to
Is that what I think? In your clothes on your face?? to

Immigrant enthusiasts

In Canada, a person who goes to his car in the rain will specifically approach you to tell you that the parking lot is not working, so that you do not drag there in the rain. You understand the difference

There are a lot of such people in Russia, too. I am myself, and often strangers help me. Among men, it is like this.

He beat his head against the wall to create a reflex of hatred for gifts.

Not mine, but I liked it. Really romantically.

Today in the roadtrip a guy made a proposal to the girl))) I took part in this.
In short, I’m sitting in the road in the VDNC area, and there’s a guy who explained some strategy to everyone. When I went in, he said, “Girl, you’ll help me if it’s not difficult.” Naturally I agreed.
It was planned as follows: when his chosen woman sits, he will give us a signal (honestly, I have no idea where he knew that she would be sitting at this time and in that road, well, okay), and we will start doing our own business (listening to music, looking out the window, reading a book), saying beautiful words... and he will end up on the back of the seat with flowers.
And here she enters... sits behind the driver... and here begins the fairy tale... The guy-passenger, playing in the phone, says loudly: "You know, he recently realized that it was you that he had been waiting for all his life... it is with you he wants to meet old age" (and here the grave silence, the girl laughs, thinking, "what idiot?!) And then the driver continued, "He so wants you to give him a son, it is you...", and then a few more people, and came to me! I looked out the window and said, “He doesn’t want to lose you, Yule. Separating even for a minute, he is already missing you... he can't imagine his life without you ".. the girl has already blinked, because it has reached her... and here the guy stands up, approaches her, stands on one knee, well, and you understand what words he is saying to her... my heart was so wildly beating, as if I had an offer... ahah
And she, being in shock for 20 seconds, replied, “I agree. You are such an idiot. How I love you...”

ZooMflyandiya

A restaurant like my mom. It is delicious and cheap! We are forcing to eat.

XX: You were robbed when you were a child.
YYY: Did you see him being robbed?
XXX: I personally robbed him!

My friend is constantly calling for guests, and I do not have time and I refuse. She recently bought a cat, a baldness. I do not remember the breed. A friend of mine yesterday invited me:
Let’s go for a cup of tea and I’ll show you a cup of tea.
I: Thank you, I don’t have time.
She: It’s a pity, she’s lazy, so few in the city.
I: Thanks, I can’t do it.
This is a kind of harmless dialogue, and there were so many wild thoughts in my head)))

xxx :D fucking
XXX: The Dream
Erotic dreams :D
Yyy: Take This Manufacturer
XXX: Delete this condition.
Yes, this is such a big example.
Yyy: Calculate it in full
XXX: Find the maximum point.
XXX: Bringing the Function to the Extreme

The first phrase of a husband after the son announced that he would be a girl:
Our helicopters are over.

In terms of the fact that for us this is not a comedy anymore, but a harsh reality
In our country, every comedy is a harsh reality.
In terms of this, I will now write a story, the day happened
We have an old piano at home, upset, can not play normally, the setup costs 4000 rubles. I decided to buy an electronic synthesizer instead. And space saving, and generally multifunctional. The piano in detail. It is called the "Fatherland". I call the company that does this: "Good morning! We have a piano "Fatherland", would you like to disassemble in detail, you need it?" "Sorry, but "Fatherland has long no one needed..."
Here is this
No one needs a home"

I need shoes, a bag and two beds for garlic.
And to me?? to
You should drink less!
and ah! And work more!
I guessed...

XXX: I have the best family in the world. She fled to her daughter and complained to her father. Returning with a toy touch in their hands and joint work (on the melody of the song of the mammoth):
The cowboy, she will float.
She must have eaten her mom.

Talk about children 1 year and 3-4 months.
What is your child capable of?
... a pause.
In terms of destruction, almost everything.