I had trouble choosing the size. Who knows, will understand. When you take a hose just to find, you stretch the hose along the same way and in the way. Well, better than two breasts, of course, can only be four!

And many times I went to my house in the city past the store with models with now very large breasts. And at some point I thought, maybe I will find something sick.

I went in the 100E lift, I went out in 70K, ahaha. Let me explain, if anyone does not know, there is no constant concept of a "five-point" in lifaches. There is a proportion between the volume and the cup. And the exact same chest at the volume of 100 and at the volume of 70 will be marked with different letters. 100E in a cup is identical to 70K, but does not hold anything and torture from it.

I went to this shop regularly. Four years later, I found a vacancy there. of requirements:

Older than 24

Breast of cup G

At least a year of work anywhere.

I said that I would be sorry if I didn’t respond to such an ideal vacancy... And suddenly got to work :D

For a year, I have been working as the person who chooses the most ideal lifters for others. This is such a good thing.

This happened in 2009. My friend met a young man in 2008, he was 22 years old and they were both military, he was sent to serve in another city and for a year they had a phone relationship, so he tried to come to her for a weekend once a month. In 2009, a friend had a couple of weeks vacation and she went to her friend, he worked in the afternoon and came home for lunch. After another such lunch she decided to walk to the store and on the way to carry him to work, dressed in a sports suit, shoes and took a bag, he was in shape. They walk through the street and a young man asks her, "Do you have a passport with you?She says, “Yes, it’s in the bag.” MCH: “Here is the ZAGS building across the road, let’s go and find out how to file an application for registration...” They went in, began to find out what and how, the employee of the ZAGS began to tell them everything, and then said, "Let's let me write you right now? “” They were confused for a couple of minutes - they took and agreed))) The bridegroom in military uniform, the bride in a sports suit and shoes... They even have no photo from the registration, but still live together, two children were born (a boy and a girl). Her parents didn’t believe her until she showed her passport and marriage certificate, and they didn’t see the bridegroom before marriage. So I walked to the shop.

At the beginning of the summer, new owners appeared in the neighboring country. The former owner - the grandmother is not bad, but very clever. New neighbors - pleasant people, our peasants, in the past - never holidaymakers, but the enthusiasm - at least reject: the bury and grown celery in a couple of months brought in a pleasant look.

On the weekend, we sit with a neighbor, in the process of communication, we smoke a smoked pellet (this is the fish), drink a beer, suddenly - a phone call. I see a former neighbor. Hands in fish, including a loud communication.

After the standard introductory phrases, the grandmother asks the question:

Have the neighbors changed the castle? The neighbor raised one eyebrow.

Hey, how do I know? ...

- Yes, I have a barbecue there and Kalina have matured - I wanted to gather, or I will come, and they have everything locked!

XXX: My ex also made me hysterical about sausages. I came to him after the universe. He was hanging something or something, or he was talking with friends, shortly while he was busy, I wanted to eat. Please note that the poor hungry student was only me, he was already a master of psychological sciences.

Oh my god, I ate a sauce. Blue has begun. How could you eat it, I have all in mind, these sausages for me for how many days there. He was a writer.



YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Eat the sausage that was taken into account, how good it got rid of you!

When I was a teenager, I met a guy. He lived outside the city, we rarely met, because his parents did not allow him to drive so far alone. We talked on the internet, sometimes we talked. Then the communication disappeared, there was no “official” separation. After four years of boredom, I wrote to him, saying, let’s break up well. They laughed, remembered, decided to meet. It’s been 6 years together since that meeting and 10 if you count this 4-year break.

We had a company of 300 people, there were several aitišnikovs, or more precisely 6, who were engaged in internal problems.

In our department, where some girls and I worked, it was so, first they called me, then they called me in the order of айтишников.

They had their own hierarchy.

So, if they could not cope with 6, 5, 4, 3 Aitishnik, it happened terrible called Denisa, number 2

Denis came, slightly upset, included a faulty computer or modem in the socket or something else that worked miraculously.

but. Ask who was number one.

Even if Dennis didn’t. Then they called Artem, then holding his breath listened to his rushed walk, Artem entered the office and everything started to work.

Our phone broke, Arthem entered, looked at the phone without touching, and the phone worked.

But the coolest thing is that the modem from which the wires into all the composts go as if it got stuck.

So I called him, he asked on the phone, “Is this a black guy?” I promised and the modem earned.

And this is all about the phone and about the modem saw a lot of people.

And I even started working when Artem was passing through the corridor past the office.

As it turned out, during the filming of the film "Pearl Harbor" for the scenes of the take-off of Japanese aircraft used an American aircraft carrier. This circumstance caused a sharp condemnation among American veterans. According to them, this is offensive for both the dead and the survivors of the attack.



Director Michael Bay met with the veterans and proved to them that they were to blame, so the filmmakers had no choice. Special effects at the time (2001) were still unable to qualitatively show the aircraft carrier and had to use a real American, because all the Japanese aircraft carriers were destroyed by these same veterans. After this meeting, the veterans agreed that with such introductions, the use of the American aircraft carrier was quite permissible.

Preferably in winter. In the autumn, it is inappropriate to wait for spring.

We bought a townhouse in the suburbs of Toronto. I decided to move, but eventually I had to sell it. All because of the neighbor. The case was so.
When I first came home, I found a car in my driveway.
“Nothing terrible.“I thought I called the neighbor.
“Is this your car?” I asked him.
“Yes my own! I will keep her here!” He answered loudly.
I opened up, blocked his car and began to evaluate the situation.
A few minutes later, the neighbor said, “Immediately drive your car away or I’ll call the police!”
I did not react. Within an hour, the mentions come and say to me:
“Well, of course you are right, but anyway, you shouldn’t call the police on such occasions.”
“Yes, I didn’t call you. It was he who called.” I declared.
“Oh shit, it is true! A shit at all!” The police officer said and forced the neighbor to remove the car from my site.

A few days later, a neighbor demonstrately brought his dog onto my lawn.
I asked him to clean up.
“I have full right! You will be angry, I’ll call the police!” He declared
I sent it to the cock, in English, of course.
Then everything repeated. The same man came and said:
“Well, of course you are right, but anyway, you shouldn’t call the police on such occasions.”
“Yes, I didn’t call you. He called it. And what to do in such a situation: he will not allow me or you to live in peace?” I ask
“The next time, we’ll give him a fine for a false call.The police officer promised.

It was a sin, I could not stand. The next day, when the neighbor came out into the yard, I showed him the facts.
Nearly in the aftermath. Almost because the policeman came to him right away. Apparently he began to write a fine, because there were screams and motherhood. In English, of course.
The neighbor took me by in handcuffs in the police wreck. He shouted something to me, and I could not stand up again and asked a police officer I already knew:
“It should be, and it looks so decent! How many people did he kill?”
The policeman struck me and they left.

Interesting logic is to rename Sberbank to Sber because it is so called in the people. Well then change the names of the police officers to ments, the police departments to garbage, or at least the president to the tsar.