Today we went to the vegetable market.
There, the hatch told her mom that she had a very beautiful daughter, and gave her a tomato!
You never give me tomatoes.

All fans can find here another "smart" quote:

"reads philosophical literature inaccessible to his understanding, makes unsystemic excerpts";

Psychiatry, Symptoms of Schizophrenia.

Take a step and the road will appear by itself. and Steve Jobs.
Yyy: UkrAutoDor journey is how our roads do.

Puha: With Matiz on the autodiscourse is not thick, judging by the internet.
Aspopov: Probably, there is too little left of them to discern.

Today I changed my name on my father’s phone to “God,” and when he was rattling, I wrote to him “I heard it!”

Go fuck with your comments on all the quotes.

Your rabbit is Navalny. They are planted in the evening, released in the morning.
Yyy: not only naval, but also nasal (

I’m not a programmer, of course, and I don’t know how real it is, but my dream is to ban "Ctrl+V" and so on. Add a quote window. Re-writing someone else’s message for your incredibly ingenious and unique response is 90% likely to be wrong.

The morning. Two in bed.
Let us curl your ears and put your ear in.
At 50 years old, he may...
She: No, if you're going to be a cool macho now with a earpiece, then at 50 years old you're just an old dude!

I came across a phrase in the license agreement:
You are not included in the lists of special categories of citizens (terrorists, drug dealers, etc.) by p.Approved by the U.S. Treasury "
Immediately introduced such a bearded drug dealer Wahhabite with AK on his knees, putting the purchased software on the licensed seven... So, he reads these lines and this:
Fuck...

(The B.V.)

Yes, the citizens...
I went into a dull shit...

What can we talk about with you? You don’t have a girl or a p...

Response to mail.ru

The rocket is repelled from the ground at the expense of fuel, but how is its further movement carried out? The atmosphere of the earth is in the vacuum, in the vacuum does not retain the inertia and attraction of the earth, i.e. Movement beyond the atmosphere is not possible.

Commentary :
You said a very stupid thing. You are a stupid man. I recommend you take the side of the RPC and consider that the missiles are just hitting the sky.

Such an impression that the audience stopped distinguishing subtle humor and flat.

X: Can I buy a wrapped camera? I will be a photographer.
Buy the royal! You will be a musician...

All smokers in electric cars go to the gas chamber.

Non-smokers too

XXX: Non-smokers and so on

I mean, I am in the bus. People don’t have so much education. I walked out the window, looked at the people in the salon and there saw long, smooth, slim legs! I admired. I looked at that over my legs - shorts (you know, such cut as I can't, and the pockets look), only thought that the ass was low - to catch for nothing. The back is nothing like that, even the brushes from the beetle can not be seen (maybe even without a underwear walk!!Here is the current hair dirty for a girl, although a blonde, and it is... where is the chest? Why is this face like a man with a scarf? Where are the breasts? The man!? to
I went home and washed my eyes with soap.

I work a finishing machine with a concrete partner Volodey on a very and very high-voltage substation. When passing a short course of TB, Vove was punished: "Cop carefully: a cable may lie under the ground!"
I’m back from lunch, Volodya’s already sprinkled with a scarf, he’s all working. Suddenly he stopped and began to shake. The spectacle is horrible. I run to Volchik 50 meters, looking with my eyes for some rod and a traitor's cable, into which the poor man was wrapped with a spade and which this rod needs to be thrown away. I run, the woods tremble, the birds sing, the flowers smell.
In general, my partner in the headphones listened to the mouse and the dubstep danced. I owe it to my ice cream. For not beating.

Do you have your brains okay, boss of heroes? When for an hour and a half you try to solve the problem of some idiot who doesn’t work, and instead of cooperation you get hysterical, I have two higher education, I don’t have to know where my router is! I don’t have to know – sausage. The provider provides a line, and what happens in the apartment, where the cable has already been conducted, and what it is connected to, the sapport does not concern.
and ==
Are you still working? Then we go to you (c)
With this attitude toward people and your work, you must start every morning, raising one-and-a-half-hour praises to all existing gods and other transcendent powers in the history of religions for the fact that you have a job and no one has (so far) stripped your disgusting tongue for your hysterical verbal diarrhea. And every day finish by studying your job instructions and the contract under which you were hired.

I did not resist:
Here is :
This is:
Who is reproducing?
Vasilyevsky
Interested in? Simply
The cock carries an egg, and
The frog squeezes him.
It is logical and
It is obvious :)
It is...
Facepalm, where are you?
I saw cockroaches.
Do you have eggs???? to

Didn’t the fact that the frog squeezed him bother you?

He, apparently, is not embarrassed even by the fact that from this egg the basil is peeled.)