Today I tested the concept of the "star hour".

The TC. The female half fell among the windows, sending us up, where there is food, and promising to be. Leha and I are thinking about the brand, that is, how much we have to do and how to survive. But we are men, we are strong, we can... and so on.
And here from behind there is an uncommonly disgusting voice like this:
I even wanted to go to the cafe, but she didn’t.
Another voice "consoles", that you are not lucky with grandmothers, maybe you will try with men.
And here we felt it. They hugged each other by the waist and turned together as well.
Behind there was something: acne, slightly unwashed, with long fatty hair. And my legs in striped pants are thinner than my hands. Football in the form of a man.
“No, guys, sorry,” we said, trying not to rust, “we will not give him either.
Then they left, proudly whipping their ass.
Of course the cattle. But did not resist.

It’s time for all the fairy tales about princes and horses to do "18+". And even better "21+" And even on enthusiastic books, like on packages of cigarettes, print terrible pictures of old virgins surrounded by cats.

The daughter is 5 years old, does not pronounce the letter "R", instead of it says "L", and soft: not HAND, but LUCA, not ROSE, but LEZA. We go with her on the train, we start preparing for the exit, I pick up my suitcase, she helps me and puts things. Loudly condemns at the same time: "It is bl*t... it is bl*t... it is bl*t...".

The faces of the neighbors were fossilized, and mine too, until it was discovered that it was "brother".

But in general, the child, in general, uncertainly proclaimed all the imperfections of life: wherever you look, it is bl*t... it is bl*t... it is bl*t...

In the second grade, our classmate held hamsters and invited us to look at newborn hamsters. I remember half the class clinging to him, and he slowly opens the box in which his little friends live... I remember the bloody meat in the box; a hamster eating her babies in front of shocked children. Then the roar cried, “Krosha, what are you doing? What? and you? Do you do?” I remember the parents who tried to calm the crying crowd of the little girl.

Since then I have not loved hamsters.

>> With some people, it’s better to be silent. And I will say in my emotions that I want a tiger mymi! I’ll get a gift in a month.

The GGG. Next to some people it is sometimes useless and silent, because they know how to conclude that a woman has three children => she would like more children". That’s genius, you know.

It sounds like.
Where do you live?
In the Alpha Centauri.
And this is just the name of another residential complex.

In the eleventh grade I went to preparatory courses in the universe. A group of 16 people, 13 of them are girls. Of these girls, eight are Dash, three Katy, two Tani. After the first half of the year, a girl from another group came to us.

The teacher, who quickly learned the whole group face-to-face, before the class blows the audience with a glance:

Where this is, I can’t remember. A girl with an unusual name.

Army of Dolboebundesvere.

I sell a laptop. Somebody writes with the nick "Seller" (as it turns out later - a woman), convincing me to sell this new, out of a box device somewhere a quarter cheaper. I ask for an argument (no too much).

The answer is worthy of all possible annals of history:
"Please let me explain. In Russia, all laptops are obsolete. The fact that it is new, as you think, does not make it modern. Last year, a multi-core processor was invented, not 2 or 4, but multi, and it is impossible to hack it. As they say, the Stone Age did not end because the stones did not end. With respect, % is %".

I didn’t have the strength to slip under the table.

We pick up the railroad with our son (3 years) and grandfather.
I: Put that rail here.
Father: Give me this here.
I: And now turn,... no, go to the other side.
...
...
Son (very angry, going to the other end of the room): Command each other...

I have nothing to do with dogs. Absolutely no one.
As with any other animal.
But how frozen one must be to give a rottweiler on the basis of the phrase “I want a dog” without knowing anything else!
And the receiving party is still to blame - no one is obliged to guess!
With some people, it is better to be silent. And I will say in my emotions that I want a tiger mymi! I’ll get a gift in a month.

The Conspiracy Theory

The rumor about smoking is not a defamation. To see them want to cover up something else, so that the people do not pay attention...

Oh, they are all lying, it’s not that I can get them all out of smoke.

It was long ago. I was late to school for the first lesson. I knock and ask for permission. They ask why.

I am sure many of you are late for this reason. And many times. And I honestly said "I fell asleep."

Are they riding like horses? A man slept. Well I’m not used to that in the second shift from Monday to Friday at 14-00, and on Saturday at 13-00.

The Chukovsky Diaries.

“In sleeplessness, it’s terrible to stay in your own society longer than you need. You terribly bored yourself - and hence the craving for death: to stifle this shy interlocutor, to obscure, to quench. You’re terribly thirsty for this repayment, I’ve been desperate tonight. I will never end. You lie on a pillow, sleep, but not to the end, even some piece - and you would be all in the unconscious, but it is a small piece that is missing. The question is: “Do I sleep or do I not sleep?” Will I go to sleep or will I not go to sleep?" you spy on this little piece, and it's because of this spying that you don't sleep at all. Today I hit myself with a fist on my skull! He beat to the blues - a foolish skull, would change - oh! Oh oh! Oh oh!”

by 17.05. 1924 in Moscow.

Almost about Shushchenko.

I searched in a popular network library for a book, Karl Marx’s “Capital.” Not found, probably the rightholders in Roskomnadzor complained."

Nicholas #2: And for you, curious, there are references.

Today in the subway saw a advertisement: a box, four pairs of women's legs are pulled out of it in different shoes)) And while waiting for the train, they developed this topic:
It would be great to have such changing legs!
You can on different occasions in life: at work, on dates, in the gym, on a journey...
And another hand! Delicious with manicure - to go on a date
Strong with biceps - for repairs, trips and shops
You can also change your breasts!! to
Big for dates.
The small ones are sports! To the gym, to the pool, and to run is easy, yet on them to sleep convenient and to go for a massage!
And also milk - for feeding - with the function of instantaneous milk production)))
They even switched heads:
Smart for work
Stupid is if the smart one thinks a lot or the sad thoughts glitter, then you can change your head to the stupid and relax.)
The last version was an alternate pop))) But here we agreed that there is a universal form)))))

The cat lies on the side of the dream.
This is where?
It is to me.
I understand him.
Am I your dream too?
and no. I would lie down too.

The morning husband. The bad man, fucking

I use the mobile internet from Vodafone.
I want to wish the authors of the obsessive banner with the store of games/apps, which pops out when you access any page after a break in the connection, the following: let you see a beautiful, naked, hot woman and at the moment when you try to enter it, that your eyes will be covered with a red diaper with the inscription "Choose from over 3000 prostitutes right now! No to now! Only with us!"
And not to let go until you choose/install/register/dance/t.d.

Comments under news: "The court ordered Google to transfer emails from foreign servers to the United States"

X: Are letters an object of intellectual property?
Yy: If the writer has intelligence, then yes. No, there is no court. :D
zzz: If a person tries to hide something from the Pindos intelligence agencies and at the same time cheats on Google, he is apparently lacking intelligence. Any court on this basis will reject your ridiculous claims of infringement of intellectual property rights.

Some Facts from the Bible

1st No soul is in hell at the moment. Waiting for the Day of Judgment

2nd Satan does not rule the hell (there is no mention in the Bible that he rule it).

Three Satan will burn in hell.

We sit at the table with relatives, we celebrate one of the birthdays, we began a solemn conversation about everything.
My wife tells everyone:
How can a boy grow up independently in a modern society if they are constantly accompanied by women?At home, his mother tells him what to do, in the kindergarten, the teacher educates, in school, the total majority of teachers are women. And it turns out that the boy is accustomed to women giving him orders that he must obey!

But then came the son (2 and a half years old) and spoke quite unequivocally, "Mommy, Mandarin!", stretching her a mandarine and obviously waiting for when his mother will clean his majesty the overseas fruit.

My parents appreciate it.)