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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8606
 06.08.2008
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XX: In which bank do you work?

WOW : Hi. What is the question?

XXX: Speak fast, I was given a few hours to chase.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8605
 06.08.2008
The cell phone broke in the entrance, no one can open the door from the apartment. And some side of the home phone worked electricity in our apartment... Uncle who came to repair looked at all this and somewhere dropped, typically for the instrument, and at the entrance of the house he hanged the announcement that the home phone is working electricity in the apartment XX and call them to open. And the house of 18 floors, 4 apartments on the floor... Karoche every 10 minutes ringed a miracle and asked to open the door. I got caught up after some time, and I printed on paper "The door opening is paid. 50 r in the poultry box, went down and hanged. The homephone was soon repaired, and the trophy of 50 rubles and the note "Fortune man" carefully thrown by someone I left in memory =)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8604
 06.08.2008
XXX is better!
YYY: Sho is that?
XX: I have churches to build, I discovered yesterday that one Jamsut will be built!
YYY : Pistish! and :)
XXX is real! I roasted the dick, made at home a cutting out of Our Rush of fragments about these hosts, dropped it on a notebook brought to the country and showed it to them. They ran like idiots, translated to those who do not understand Russian. and :)
YYY : ) )
XX: But the most terrible thing - they started calling me the Nasilnik on Saturday morning and so dullly smiling... I am afraid for my house...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8603
 06.08.2008
As a passenger, I personally observed the following picture:

We go with the camarade, turn around and see standing gauges. The one who with a stick, in the rank of a plumber, makes an unrecognizable gesture, like an eighth in the air. Comrade passes by quietly.

Minute by minute, these gauges catch us, with all the illumination and the matyugalnik. have stopped. A full captain approaches the driver’s door, looks at the documents and is interested in:

- Sergey Nikolaevich, why did you not stop at the request?
"Because the rules say that the inspector must point to me and indicate where to stop, but I am not obliged to understand these fintiflushes.

The captain turns toward his car and calls the flag. When it grumbles, the cap gives out the phrase that has cut us off:

- Sergey Nikolaevich, please repeat to this ostolop what you just explained to me.

We left in a good mood.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №8602
 06.08.2008
sw: give uin to qip
B is 336
by : 086
by : 722
sw: no - give one line to scrap
b: 336-086-si soon will have to cut out 722 here
Tagged: xDDDDD

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №8601
 06.08.2008
Doc
Technical support on the wire

GaDD
I have champagne, cigar, and girls in the room

Doc
Okay, tell me, I send you

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8600
 06.08.2008
DJ Marcos
Do not put my thoughts in words.

Mrs Martha
and :)

DJ Marcos
Imagine a railway.

DJ Marcos
Railroad

DJ Marcos
There is a thought on the rails.

DJ Marcos
He just opens his mouth to say.

DJ Marcos
How it is carried down by a naked train behind the steering wheel of which another thought

DJ Marcos
At this time, the third thought quietly shakes, turning the hooks on the railway bridge.

DJ Marcos
In short, the third does not have time to turn off the hooks on the rails, because it is broken by a trottle shack along with the bridge, predetermined by the fourth thought, sitting in the bushes with the explosive button in his hands.

Mrs Martha
O_O

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №8599
 06.08.2008
Overkill (08:54:23 4/08/2008)
The preamble.
Yesterday, in the rain, a wet pigeon flew to me on the balcony. Well, hole, I think let it dry up. Then he decided to take a picture of him and when the phone turned on him, he fell away.

The Ambulance.
An hour ago, the devil came back. I opened the balcony door to see where he was sitting there, and he, with an overwhelmingly important view, walked past me into the house, flew up on Daddy’s shirt (he hangs on his shoulders) and sits there, ready to sleep... Ohhhhhhhhhh! It is a city bird!

Micheal (08:55:22 4/08/2008)
The GGG)))

Overkill (08:56:49 4/08/2008)
And this morning I flew to the balcony door and began to knock a clove into it "type release" I opened the door and he broke down. Fuck, what if he decides what I can do? I’m fucking... o_o

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №8598
 06.08.2008
I saw a friend in the Aske status "I draw a standalone". I asked for the nurses.) I was offended. In the car she painted water pipes.
Fox Gennadyevich

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №8597
 06.08.2008
You are a fucking troll!
YYY: Is that me? You have not seen the torch!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №8596
 06.08.2008
Missy: my brother is a small flame... shorter we share my mother’s cooked peelings, he tells me the type I’m going to take my own butter because I’m small I need to grow up, and you’re big and you need to lose weight.
Missy is shit.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №8595
 06.08.2008
Secretary (16:56:46 29/07/2008)
In the reception room on the 2nd floor does not work the fax, namely the automatic button, and to be more precise, we can not find it.
Please come and find her. Waiting for an urgent fax.
Thanks in advance.
With respect, Office Manager

yaha (17:02:11 29/07/2008)
Write to your boss.
yaha (17:02:19 29/07/2008)
To improve the genome of our company
Preventing such services in the future.
I would like to ask for a firearm license from the staff.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №8594
 06.08.2008
and baraha:
And in physics, we had a triobometer device... too, all the...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №8593
 06.08.2008
ApxuBatop: Hi the prostitute!
Chapter 3: The Gift
ApxuBatop: Are you studying?
Theme 3: No
ApxuBatop: Are you counting on your fucking luck again?
Tagged 3: yes
ApxuBatop is Lana. We will check it.
ApxuBatop: Guess the number
Chapter 3: I guessed
ApxuBatop: herase
ApxuBatop: O_O
Thirsty_3: 8-)
ApxuBatop: Noa a happiness?
Three – and happiness.
Chapter 3: I guessed too
Tagged with: drink
ApxuBatop: how is it? I did not guess the number, but the letter.
I guessed the number that corresponds to that letter.
The shortest number of letters in the alphabet
ApxuBatop: Fuck you! The electric number is 10.
ApxuBatop: I am surprised
ApxuBatop: Making the Impossible

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №8592
 06.08.2008
Andrfed.... work with the electronics, safety equipment in the blood from my parents... the last day dismantled the power unit from the comp - from the dust to clean, so that it does not noise... I look at him, he lies, a fan vertically. And here I have a bright thought - I wonder how much the radiators have warmed up. In short, I thought to touch with my hands) fucking so that the traffic jams were spit on the shield. I don’t know what fate is %
ViruScD figa is you drive.... with the power power included block dismantle
Andrfed yes I first disassembled it, then turned it on - it lies, works
Virus scratch...
What is the Chinese Block?
andrfed agah
ViruScD on the radiator then grounded... somehow unscathed
Andrfed me smart, I was taken with two hands - for the body held and for the radiator
ViruScD 100 Pounds of Blood Safety
Open the screw first and clean the dust ;)
Andrfed me knows that there is a dust filter. I already understood

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №8591
 06.08.2008
News of Culture:

DiCaprio to play Lenin in Russian film

and ppc. Coffee with the nose.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №8590
 06.08.2008
XXX: What is the difference between all these news services?
Tagged: headings
Xxx :?? to
YYY: This is the value of the difference. Photos of A. Jolie and B. Pitt's children sold for $14 million
Jolie and Pitt sold their children for $14 million
YYY = O

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