One programmer who leaves on Friday with a scream of "I fucking such a job," but who comes on Saturday because the deadlines are burning, is worth ten managers, day by day like a poppy repeating the mantra of "I love my company."

The most striking moments since the meeting of the Deputy Minister of Education of the Irkutsk region E. A. Torunov with students of the pedagogical institute (the meeting took place last week):

1st When asked by students about the salaries of teachers, the Deputy Minister replied: "To start a conversation with the salary is banal." But still the amount indicated: 5000 rubles a month. To the question, why so little, followed the answer: "Did you, when you entered the pedinstitut five years ago, did not know that the teacher has a small salary? What do you expect?"

2nd To the comment "But do you have to eat something?" the answer was the following: "You will also say that you want to rest abroad. Neither to have a normal car, nor to provide your family well you with your work will not be able – just forget about it. Your work should just give you satisfaction"

Three The student-psychologist asked the question: "How to still motivate a person to go to work in such conditions to school?". The answer was "Nothing. I only rely on your love for the profession". Then one student allowed herself to object: "This is not a motivation, but a demotivation to the profession as such. What would you do if 80% of graduates did not want to go to school after the meeting? andquot; The answer was: "Then I will come here next year"

- Explain what laws, what physics work, if you remove the washed clothes from the car, you find ALL the clothes in the underwear? Inside is!
Small things are afraid of the noise of the engine and are hidden in the carpet. He is big, he protects.

Designers are such designers.
I stumble in the garage. A friend, a designer, helps the guy give this stuff.
I say, give a flat screw.
With a green pen?
I realize I don’t have such a screwdriver.
It was like a blue-yellow.
My friend: Noah Blue and yellow give green.
It’s good! 😉

Zzz: It’s good that I’m sixteen and I won’t live to a bright future.

Spring is not coming because we haven’t lost everything yet.
WOW: She will not have a chance at all.

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The main thing is that the clothes of your daughter, your friends or relatives, fit your son.

The clothes of my older daughters are perfect for my son. And you in the universe, girls strictly in pink and boys in blue and for replacement shootings?

A half-known girl wrote on Skype. All standard, hello, what do you do, and then:

She: Wouldn’t you be upset if I said that I wrote to you drunk?

I: No, what are you.

Sometimes I just say such nonsense.

I: It’s okay, don’t even freeze.

Pause for 5 minutes.

She: I was kicked out in the hallway, I went to the bathroom, slipped and fell into it all. Here I lie and write to you.

I, about myself: “Why couldn’t you say that it was embarrassing! ? to Why, why and why?

She takes a selfie.

I: “I have started”

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An interesting thought...

<Carl Mars> Leave the Red Planet to the Communists, capitalist dwarfs.

Then this planet should be left blue.

<@CaH4e3> open office of course places shit... here is whoever there would say anything.. in the Excel in the table with dates all dates are converted according to a specific template, but April 31 is not so.
<@CaH4e3> is displayed as a full date
<@CaH4e3> not abbreviated
<@CaH4e3> fucks, all other dates shortened
<@CaH4e3> and in the table automatically
<@CaH4e3> and this is
<@CaH4e3> you make 30 numbers
<@CaH4e3> everything is fixed right away
<@CaH4e3> though
<@CaH4e3> where do I come from April 31
<@CaH4e3> and

It's early in the morning, I want to sleep very much, and my daughter's work in the afternoon.

I decided to start the day with a pleasant and went to the bath with the foam, to think about plans and in general.

Meditate for 10 minutes.

The door to the bathroom opens, an absolutely unfamiliar muzhig enters with a beard, suitcase and a fuchsia, and begins, whistling, to dress up.

...

There is a iron door in the tambour. There is another iron door in the apartment.

I almost drowned.

It turns out. The other day, my husband agreed to change the pipes. In the morning, the sleeper called him, the sleepy husband opened the door and drowned back to sleep, the sleeper went to work.

So she woke up. The slider, when he turned around and saw my eyes in the mountains of foam, also woke up.

The day started badly.

I heard at the stop two schoolchildren discussing a car accident:

And you can imagine that he has such shit on the hood! Such a fucking!

...Something suggests me that with the word "squeeze" the growing generation has serious problems...

<Carl Mars> Leave the Red Planet to the Communists, capitalist dwarfs.

YYY: How tired these users are, you repeat the same thing five times, and they just get upset that I can’t explain.
XXX: Friend, you are in the tech.support provider work...You have not forgotten? The company’s policy is simple. Your face is friendly or on the table until it becomes friendly.

The office, originally from the category "wages are small, but the schedule is good", has been badly damaged in three years. The salary from a small one has become ridiculous, and the schedule after the change of the bosses has gone awry, because the new management treats employees as slaves and likes, for example, to give a big and urgent task half an hour before the end of the day. Accompanied by a lecture about the fact that you can’t get up and leave on the clock, you have to DO ACT first.

Generally speaking, I am fired from this crapper, and they don't want to fired me, they put the conditions from the series of "found coffee for seven weeks, separate the rice from the harvest and grow a pink bush under the window, then we will give you the labor!"

In fact, it tried me. Mobilized acquainted lawyers, consulted, organized, as I could, a Kuzkin mother to such an employer. As it turned out, I am now very disliked by almost all former colleagues, because we all tolerate it, and she, you understand, rattles out like the smartest!".

The more I encounter religious fanaticism, the more I like atheism.

The girl’s Facebook post today:
“Everything was very close, very fragile and subtle. My Senna – there is my son’s school, my technician – there is his chess. 6 lessons on Mondays.

All day in a wet place. She sat in the car to go pick up the little one from the garden – and was upset. From tension, from fear, from weight in the chest, from sadness. Immediately a family couple knocked in the glass with a wheelchair: “Girl, are you okay? exactly? Can you call someone? Do not touch until you are calm. Here are your paper clothes and chocolate, very delicious! Take it, we still have it. Everything will be fine.” and moustaches in the neck. People are like that, and life goes on.

Myha and I seized Alina from the Post Office Headquarters, who saw my offer to bring in the Yandex navigator. Alina lives in Victory Park, and we live in Frunzenskaya. Every closer, the subway does not work, traffic is paralyzed, the weather is so. Alina, along the way, served Miha with an apple, and he with her secular conversation and verses, which he teaches for the morning of April 12. “Misha, you have a very good mother, you will grow up – please be like her.” God, Alina, what are you talking about? Again a hustle in the neck. At Frunzenskaya, Alina was transferred to the found on the road there, in Yandex, Audy, which will bring her and three more people home.

The entire navigator in triangles - leads to all ends. On Komenda, on Prosumen, on Dybenko, in Vsevologsk, in Kupčino, in Ulyanko... They promise water, food, child seats. Resilient and alive people around. Free taxis, free gasoline for volunteers, on the Moscow Prospect, a guy from the car distributed to those who went on foot, bottles of water and bananas.

A wonderful city, amazing people. By the evening in social networks appeared a bunch of messages such as "Who can not leave - come, I live near Petrogradskaya. Let’s drink tea and smooth the cats.” Hungry for cats. The cats. to hunger. This is the strongest anti-stress.

And again, these turmoil, and unlimited condolences to all those affected by today’s trouble.“(c)

Slavery was legal.
Colonialism was legal.
Apartheid was legal.
The Holocaust was legal.
Stalin’s repression was legitimate.
The famine was legal.
Legality is a sign of power, not justice.

Ariel: My husband and I have been bustling together often lately. When we start, we can’t stop until we eat the whole piece.