The cars are better than the girls.
Motorcycles as in a fairy tale.
They died in one day.

Studying Russian for note.

Casual is a garden scare.
Vintage is covering.

VOLT: Guys, this is some fashion, to measure dinner, lunch, dogs with cats, the place of residence, the grandmothers, some with holes, instead of the vagina is not? Where is the humour of it?! Oh you guys!! to

Forum on Computer Graphics:

Rock: Vanguou trubles with hip joints, although I don’t know the setting. You would, of course, sculpt and pull out the bump from the hippoly and the AO mom, roll the textures and there will be a fairy tale if you render it to the full in the mental ree.

Ubah: no, I think wjgmarik and balduganski particola morikoni or for any case lfuvdllpfyv dfloyv, but this is as an option/

From one forum:

Classics are different. Take the motorcycle "Minsk" - well what is not the model of a classic motorcycle? On the other hand, in Minsk you can only drive to hell.

I worked in one office engaged in IT outsourcing, SIS admin. Ride, means by the companies that we "outsourced". We had an object - the district administration. I came somewhere there with my boss, the documents to recover - lost after redefining the network. Here we sit, look, here we find the folder, "RASPIL 2012", just so, in big letters. At first we did not pay attention, and then we remembered that we were in the administration.
When they paid attention to this, all the workers, and these are aunts, over 50, calmly said, "It's not your business."
Now it is clear :)

Here’s what idiotic fashion: photos of anatomy, look, I’m with a bone / joint / liver in the pot, I’m not afraid at all, I’m incredibly cool. Here I am on B / chemistry, with enzyme test tubes, I am a renowned chemist with my mother. Here I am all such a cool, back-to-back car "ambulances", I fucking chip-and-dale in one bottle, and yes, I absolutely don’t bother working the brigade. And my favorite: I’m taking pictures of my iPhone/Galaxy in the pre-operation room, I’m a cool and dangerous surgeon. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, there are still photos with *greatness and trembling* as they are, a phonendoscope. Then, as a natural continuation: photos with a diploma, photos at work (shoot me, the type I work).
People stop here! From how many avatars in the style of "I Dr. House" put in the network, the mind and medical skills you will not add a penny.
Classes are not given to you for photoshoots, but to get something in your brain.
The PS. And yes, I am a teacher.

Wife: What do we do with this paper with the area number? Can I throw it out?
Let’s go here... finally! Now I can beat you!! to

from ZH:

XXX: What kind of blade do you have? What kind of cork is there? What a pass?

Yyy: There is no blade, there is only a seedle.

Stop following the rules! be original.
Technician of Vasily. Safety at a nuclear facility.

Where do you need this photo? Where will you put it in?
I told you – I don’t know!! to
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What is psycho? 1st Make her ALL possible photo options on documents, if a photographer, then you know. 2nd Get money for every photo. Three Take care of the nerves.

Pizdec is the fourth aggregate state of surrounding reality.

The commentary:
to this:

"14:19:37 Boris
A joke of humor: I sat on a Chinese auction on Sunday, watched what the Chinese are selling (and they are selling a lot of clay and cheap - which is pleasant) I generally went to the department of intimate goods. This is the name of Durex. at us they cost 900p for 9pcs (or for 12pcs I do not remember how much in the package) that is, about 100pcs per piece. And they have large packages of 200r. There is 39. 5 p for a piece. I got rid of that valuable.

shorter now to me by air mail, a small ordered package from China itself is a package of condoms =D"

The man! I must warn you: the size of the dignity of the average Chinese is smaller than that of the Europeans. My Russian acquaintances living in China have always bought the nicknames king size or what they are called there, because ordinary... small. So it may be that you are getting a useless package, unfortunately...

Why are you so! Maybe Boris knew this little Chinese feature, and you embarrassed him for the whole country!

Funny town of Murmansk

We went to the club in front of us, there one person was killed and three wounded by gunfire.
Then they were going to go to another, and there they cut off the guy.
XHH: in the third 7 battles per night

In case of large waste, the company is set up fire, and the government begins reform.

Secondary sexual characteristics

On Friday, with an official and friendly visit to the ship, which is part of the 32nd Division, arrived the commander of the PLC (anti-submarine ships) Admiral Radzevsky. As he climbed to the deck, where the personnel had already been built, he saw the main thing, the beard of the senior lieutenant Schilling, which he had grown over the past two months. Wearing a beard was not expressly prohibited, but it was not encouraged. In this shell shell and enter.

Being a man of high culture and resilience, Radzevsky walked relentlessly to the target along the line, relentlessly, like a torpedo.

When he got to the right place, he stopped.

“Comrade, senior lieutenant, your officer’s license,” he addressed Schilling.

Having received the document, he revealed it. He was looked at by a smoothly shaved face, glued back in school.

- On what occasion, let me know, your mm... face has grown so much?

Here the devil, who was sleeping in Schilling’s heart, woke up and said clearly and loudly:

As Chekhov wrote in his "Sakhalin notes" in the year one thousand eight hundred and ninety, the man without a beard and a beard looks as unnatural as a woman with a beard and a beard!

"But Roman Roland said that since a beard is a secondary sexual feature, wearing it is as unethical as walking a woman with her naked breasts," observed from some side the commander of the missile combat unit.

What nonsense are your officers reading? - summed up the literary discussion that had begun, Radzevsky addressed the ship's commander. And to the Lieutenant:

- The tanks will not push the clowns, I will not even talk to you, comrade senior lieutenant. Or bring the moustache in accordance with the certificate, or the certificate in accordance with the moustache.

Three days later, before Radzevsky, who walked through the base territory, a trait materialized in the image of Shilling with a face with pronounced secondary sexual traits.

- Your certificate, Comrade Senior Lieutenant, - gently pronounced Radzevsky.

Looking into the uncovered passport, he found a face there with a talented beard painted with a pencil, so that the Admiral even hanged for a second, what was the last time with him ten years ago.

What specific non-normative vocabulary and what implicit twists the Admiral used is unknown to us. But an hour later, looking out of the clouds, the Baltic sun was cuddly reflected by rabbits not only in the lawns, after the rain that passed at night, but also from the cheeks of Shilling.

I refused to attend his funeral, but sent a very polite letter approving the event.
Mark Twain

I will heat the battery.
I pushed Constantine out of bed.
Today I come from Korea.
They pulled a stall station.

Give the fool a prayer to God, and he will break his forehead.
The Reader:
Why is your head broken?
He made a fool pray to God.

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zzz: Arthur, say, and where do you take words like "ferdiperdous", are there any more?
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"Fintech artwork" is it going to work? and :)