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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №88042
 08.10.2013
The girl was named Lisa and the boy was named Harry, said the director of the singer Elena Chuprakova.
Reply to parents: Harry Galkin!
~blin still held up, not to mention the boy Burn

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №88041
 08.10.2013
My three pins.

There is a lot of talk about financial pyramids, but three generations have grown up right in front of our eyes, which are only able to stumble. Who will produce your mother? Who will feed you after your grandparents/mothers die?? to

The number of realtors and car purchases confirms the sadest forecasts. OBHS will not work even if it works in four shifts and without weekends.

As our worker said in 1991, soon there will be no business. The old man was right. We laughed and didn’t believe it.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №88040
 08.10.2013
The Director of the AutoVAZ is made the head of the space industry.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №88039
 08.10.2013
Discussion of the news on weblog.ru:

"The things of American soldiers will be carried by a robot-cat running a halo"

Rick: I can imagine the picture of American soldiers trying to catch a robot cat carrying their things away.

kg: The picture of an Israeli reserve soldier chasing a cat carrying his socks is repeated at my house regularly.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №88038
 08.10.2013
Here is this:
xxx fuck the house.
I have not been doing this since the second semester.
...
Wait, soon I’ll have to change my clothes xD
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It would not be bad, by the way. Or they will take every hideo to learn, it then nihua does not know, but dirty, but with higher education.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №88037
 08.10.2013
In the process of correspondence with the developer was born the phrase "in the shortest time".

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №88036
 08.10.2013
Cheap and angry is an old prostitute.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №88035
 08.10.2013
<xxx> In the medical universities of Russia will appear a new subject - theology. This was proposed by the participants of the All-Russian Congress of Orthodox Doctors, which took place in Samara.
<yyy> and a new specialty - exorcist

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №88034
 08.10.2013
Looking at the map of growing Moscow traffic jams, the idea of riding the Olympic fire on the subway no longer seems absurd.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №88033
 08.10.2013
Pugacheva and Galkin became parents:
"Two children were born - a girl and a boy. I don’t know the details, but I was a surrogate mother. The twins were born on September 18. The girl was named Lisa and the boy was named Harry, said the director of the singer Elena Chuprakova.

Reply to parents: Harry Galkin!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №88032
 08.10.2013
to this
"Kitty: And I came up with a gift to ask for))
And how? and how? 😉 And to whom? Not with me, I hope.
Kitty : No! I sent my dad a link from the left box "A Chinese exchanged his kidney for an iPad" yesterday. Today - A woman committed suicide because of the iPad, well, because she wasn't bought.
I am loose. 😉
Kitty: And so for a few more days!
Kitty: And then I’ll say, “Dad, I want an iPad.”
It is wise, wise and wise.

You will receive a gift.
The father.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №88031
 08.10.2013
I don’t remember where it was, but one of the economists wrote that it’s very important in business to give yourself the opportunity to go backwards. Therefore, he always made a reservation before discussing the deal, "I am ready, but with the permission of my business partner." For all these years, no one knew that his business partner was his cat. If he did not like something, he called home to his cat, then announced that his partner did not agree, and left, keeping his face :)

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