Plus at work I keep a set of tyres (in winter summer, in summer winter), plus I leave both cars at work when I go on vacation.

The second set of traitors.

The non-smoking chef determined a place for smoking quite far from the entrance to the office. But everyone smokes right behind the corner, under the shelf, near the windows of the accounting office.
I went out to smoke. I see, and someone put a glass bowl from under the adjiki, on the bottom of the water a whistle blown, in which a few bulls are already wet.
Mindfully I thank the unknown for my kindness, I smoke, I drop a burning lighthouse in the bowl.
and Bach!! (Rather, it is "Powerful!")
Complete depilation of the fingers of the right hand. Not a hair!
At the bottom of the bank is not water, but gasoline or acetone.

The Conclusions :
1st Smoking is evil. Even the hair on his hands disappears. and sometimes.
2nd The patience of non-smoking accountants is not limitless.
Three The rhinitis should be treated (the smell is not felt).
4 is I will go to the Cigarette.

√ andπ

-Mommy, are you knocking into my room again?

Don't worry, through the lock well I realized that you can already enter.

xxx: What is this phrase combination - "first end"?? to
YYY: If you translate text by programming, then the front end is the client part!

I couldn’t forget the spell:

> About the praised "yes no, probably".

Have you heard a third degree misunderstanding? "Yes, I think it"
PF, there is a fourth degree.
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Probably not, although...

Review of "Miss Peregrine's House of Strange Children"
XXX: The X-Men Began

The most funny thing is that the man of your dreams is most often someone's former goat.

I bought an ascorbic. And I thought - why the children were less sick earlier, because the only joy was to eat a bowl of ascorbines))))

German teachers in Germany.

I can argue that these Romanian and Russian had normal diplomas and certificates that they are teachers of German or translators. They were in their homeland. Unlike the Germans, for whom the mother tongue is, but they can’t learn.

I watch a documentary about the history of ancient Egypt: "Ramses was supposed to become the greatest ruler of Egypt, he was prepared for this from his childhood. When he reached the age of 15, he was given a huge harem, surrounded by the best women. Here the dictator silences, breathes, and sadly summarizes: "and I was given a shirt for 15 years."

Are you serious at all? What if I have to go home for 2 hours? What if your friends came overnight?

Cole, I am your best friend! Of course, I will help dismember this corpse in my bathroom and bury the remains in different corners of the city. What!! Fucking in my bathroom? You are finally here, oh oh!!!and "

Yes, I’m a sloppy, but I just watched that video with a hole in my iPhone. What to say...

If he had at least opened it, showed that there was a connector installed on the plate (just glued to the killed plate on the eve of the video), but for marketing reasons it was not used, emphasized how to find the right hole, to what depth to be drilled so as not to scatter the connector itself (naturally, calling the value a little more safe), would have assembled back, swirled, showed that the sound is coming from the headphones (naturally, in the frame the dead with the glued connector and the swirled body replaced with a living, the headset shutter cut and glued with a torch, as if inserted, and the actual playing headphones synchronized to the camera from the back)... then it would be possible to say that the real reality. The apples are real idiots.

Where was the company that made the offgenic Macy Plus with three-inch discs for Real Botans? Probably really shit.

The potatoes in the colonies were canceled in vain. How many people married on potatoes?

Well, a matter of taste, of course, but I would not even get married to potatoes in the hungry years. Otherwise I do not recommend. If you eat regularly...

“The Meat.” Yes, you just haven’t heard the women who use this word say it. They, like a good cat, at one thought of him, the saliva drops from the cloves. They just can’t pronounce it otherwise, so much predictive tenderness they have in their thoughts about him...

By the way, the guest of the medieval Chinese in the form of special politeness had to be relieved in his garden.
Such things.

If everything goes well, it is not a guarantee that it is going where it should be.

About marketing. A acquaintance told me.

The shop gave me a club card. Maybe a month ago. I went there behind the backbones. And I’m told – Nate, say, you have a club card. What, I say, I have to do with her, I have been with you once for five years, I was reluctant to go behind the wallpapers of Merlene. Take and take, they say, you will join our club, so only you will go to us, we always have different shares, special privileges, of that. Well, since they are so strongly called, I’ll take, I think, ch. The club is not shit. The privileges again. Only, they say, you register on the Internet. I was slightly alert – and we are right here, in place, can not kill my data in the database? No, they say, you will work hard, you will not regret, these are the rules we have. I, of course, wasn’t happy, but I think it’s okay, fucking with him, for the sake of the little ones with privileges. was registered. Again, I soon got tired to buy a new sanfaian in the bathroom. This is over the washing machine. And in the right way, as I slept, I get a smoking from both. Say, as you are a noble member of our club, and not some random buyer there, so we give you a whole thousand bonuses, you can pay 40% of the upcoming purchase, please.
I here, of course, dulled - the desired sanfaeus 3800 is worth, buying it for 2800 is very even pleasant. I went. I chose, so they loaded this good for me in the cart, I go to the box office and get the club card along the way. And I feel that I already look at the people from high, say, not a simple aunt here for you, but with privileges, from the club of OBI. I roll to the box office, carelessly so I give two cards - club and bank - say, I want a legal discount.
Oh yeah happy. My daughter said she didn’t take pictures of me. The expression of the face, says, you, mother, had another thing. She’s something, baby, she’s silently standing by and cuddling. And I and my boyfriend have a great world conversation from the club life.
I have a card, there are 1000 bonuses, please write it.
Give me a party.
What a party?
and ordinary. The party.
I have a SMS in my phone and a club card. The number. What other party?? to
Go to the information stand.
And without that?
Nothing at all.
This is an honest word, I had to immediately spit, drop the car and leave. But first, it played out. The Club! Why are you there, the whites? Secondly, we and the little one caught up on the road of all kinds of fun tree stuff. She chose, she would be upset. I have such a whisper. What children take is holy.
I’m going to go to the information station, so say.
Do you have a party?
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We have rules like that. Do you have the internet with you? Go to your personal office.
I got the plan, I went in.
What do you want a discount for?
I scratch my teeth, silently showing the cart with the box in which this damn Sanfais mandula lies.
Let’s see if you have a discount on this group of products. Sorry, there is no such group. We cannot.
What fuck do you send bonuses?
I had to go to my office. We have such rules.
What does this have to do with the party? What kind of party did I get in the box?
- If this group of goods was marked in your personal office, then you should print this coupon and come here with it. Give the cashier to make a discount.
Why the map? The club.
We have such rules.
- You could write about your rules in the SMS, notify, so to speak.
Noah, I think we all know about it.
And I do not know.
Well now you know.
This is yes. But I’d better never know it.
In what sense?
Here in the conversation intervened another employee of this wonderful shop, sitting nearby:
The girl!
A special thanks to the girl.
In what sense?
- In the sense, although you have been here for half an hour, but you called me a girl. It somehow compensates.
I am not complimenting you, I am addressing you.
I have to. There was a compliment. Unintentional, I understand it. Did you want something?
I wanted to tell you that you have to do it all by yourself.
What is?
- Learn our rules if we gave you a club card.
Does membership in your club impose these duties on me?
You came for a discount.
I have already understood that discounting in your store is as easy to teach as an enemy flag in a tough battle.
In the sense?
That’s me, I’m sorry. Continue to.
In fact, I have already told you everything. You do not have a coupon, but bonuses on these products are not extended.
In addition to this seductive thousand, I have more accumulated points on my account, five hundred rubles. How can I write them off?
Well, you can just do this when buying at the box office. Give them a map, they write.
Return to the box. I think that now on the way home we will go to the store, and I will buy myself from the fatigue of dry red wine, even on a day off.
Again I give two cards – the club card, her mother’s card, and the bank card.
Please write down all the points you have.
Give me a party.
What kind of party??? I need to write down the points from my previous purchase.
A party is needed.
- Again: these are not your bonuses, but since my last purchase there are points.
Yes, and what? They also need a party. Are you the first time?
And the last.
You go to the information station, you will be explained.
Thank you, I am already. Here you have a bank card, no need for any bonuses.
Maybe you will come tomorrow? Print the card and come.
No no no no no.
How you want.
In short, I will go to both again. From pure curiosity. I make a party and go. Something I think that with the party everything will not be so easy. I have to buy some corners. :) I have to buy corners. The plastic. width of 1.5 and 2. And corners on the ceiling. One door with one door.
I will try. Regardless of the results - more in this grand world club of building materials with no leg. I was called a girl there. What is undoubtedly pleasant. Such a small bump on a drawn lapte. The report is finished.

in the confession.
The Holy Father is no more. There is no money, children need to be raised. I don’t know how to live on... and want to eat deliciously and dress well.
It’s all temptation from the devil. Be reconciled to what is. and tolerate it.
– Holy Father, I saw in your courtyard very nice big cars.
The priest interrupts:
You noted everything correctly! Do you know what their expenses are? 20 to 25 liters. We also tolerate! Where to go?

Can you explain how relationships differ from relationships?
Relationships are in the database, and relationships are when the brains fuck.

N+1: Astrophysicists have discovered the most distant source of high-energy gamma radiation. Its light has traveled to us for just over seven billion years.
Artyom Avramenko: Finally came or I waited
Valery Pokotilov: roughly the same speed goes pants from Ali-Express