"We’re doing everything we can to optimize Skype..." – can’t I do it on my computer?

Shob you had a cat as thick as the liking I put on you.

Mr. Chernova: I was once told I was thinking too much, and that’s all my problem. I thought...

I live in Ukraine. I have already gotten Euromaidan. In the news on television, radio, on the internet only politics. Even entertainment shows, previously telling about the lives of the stars of the show business, now broadcast about the unmistakable bleaching of a bunch of lambs on the main square of the country. You ruined the New Year’s mood! Where are my mandarins, my tree tree, my rain and my drunk snowflakes??? Burn in hell, fools who have paid for this nonsensical piar!

This is:
I recently noticed Zen here, namely: it’s especially the latent fans of dusk! After all, it was the vampire of this film who first guessed how to squeeze yuh in the holes of his own food.
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This was the first time it was in American cake.

Read your quotes about pineapples and remember the words of the song: I know the password, I see the pineapple. I believe the enots will come to save us."

by Avito

I would like to say that all my love and care is invested in this car, but it is not. There is only hatred and contempt. Not in the car’s device, I opened the hood either to pour some liquid that disappeared the day before without a trace or apparent cause, or to look at the engine when the car suddenly stands up.
A great trainer for beginners, after which driving any car whose year of release is later than 1982, will seem a blessing relief. Hard work for exports. Loaded under the roof of building materials and with a sweaty man-working behind the wheel, this car will look more correct than with a student girl, whose phone costs about the same. For enthusiasts who enjoy spending most of the day in the garage. The space for creativity in this machine is unlimited, you can repair and change almost anything.
A cool car for a real carpet! Calmed in battles pirate shun with a harsh temper! The Samurai is devoted to his master until his last breath. As Hathori Hanzo said, “Even if the Buddha himself finds himself in your way, he will be defeated!”

Whoever has hands may grasp the decree of Peter the Great to decorate the tree tree and celebrate Christmas according to the Western pattern. And it will not hunt for Stalin and the Druids.

Ukraine...Majdan for joining the EU... OMON gave triumphs to the unemployed, immediately the media began to scream about the bloody regime and all that.
The next day, a picture appears on the Internet - a large-scale face of a very young girl, the head in blood, tears flow from one eye, and the Ukrainian flag is painted on the cheeks. very impressive. breath-breaking, tear-pressing... in general, a great symbol of the atrocities of OMON.
But there is one thing but...the girl was foolishly kicked off from the advertisement of the film telecinese, cutting off her face and drizzling the flag on her cheeks))))
On the note of the hamsters on Maidan...

I work in a terrace with my brother. I was humiliated by Python yesterday. And one python was nervous all day, I watched him all the time. I thought it wasn’t so. I took on hand. Then he began to struggle heavily. I thought he was laying the eggs, I called my brother and he said:
1st Python is vivid.
2nd It is male.

It turned out that Python was just crazy.

Yohimitsu is ruling!! to
Are you chewing? be healthy

The Beauty Contest
X: I think it’s hard to take the last place.
You are the worst of these bodies.
XXX: Yes, and the last... type you are a little better than this feared
xxx: type sorry thank you for coming we struck go home and let everyone know that you are terrible

Who put the knife? Have you seen the "Destination"?

The fact that in my distant childhood did not know the words "gick" did not prevent me, unlike other children who begged parents to buy them a cat or a dog, to dream of having a Chubakka.

The names, the names...
I had a student, Milan. by the name Carol. In the magazine so modestly and meant: Carol of Milan (the king, just the king).

Dinner at the cafe. I called the waitress and said:
I ordered potatoes. Please tell me, did you forget?
Reply to:
No, I have not forgotten. It is cooked in the kitchen. If you understand what I am about.

A few days ago, I went to "Gazelle" with a driver. He says on the phone with his mother: "We are not allowed from work for trees," "we can't let go for trees," "I think a man gathered for the New Year's holiday with the children, and from a further conversation it became clear that he adds a phrase at the end of the tree instead of a "chicken."

Yanukovych has one leg in the EU and the other in the Customs Union. In the end, what remains naturally hangs over Ukraine.

to this:

...I don’t know how you do, but in the last two years my average salary has increased by 2.5 times... I don’t live in Moscow! If you want to get more, turn, no one will put anything in your mouth!

You have put something in your mouth and your income has jumped sharply?

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Not put, but took, read carefully)

The xxx:
Greed is not treated.

YYYY :
It is treated! 2 puzzles in the morning and evening on an empty stomach

YYYY :
Overdoses and contraindications have not been identified.