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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6540
 08.06.2008
About the bag in the box:

if you press the card twice (fast) pressing the second time do not release the button, but drag the card, then press the right button.
Try it, my friends, because it seems to me the most exciting game now)))

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №6539
 08.06.2008
I told one in the universe.
His friend travelled to France and came to Disneyland. On the bourgeois mountains he saw how before the children are going on the way they shout the phrase "Papista - failed", interested, seemingly a word not French, nor English, approached the controller, asked what the children shout every time before the departure, what he was answered: a month ago here a Russian student worked, so here, every time pulling the lever he shouted - "PA-PIZ-DOVA-A-LI!"! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №6538
 08.06.2008
[14:17:58] <((CMNDs))Torbins> Buterfly: garlic, sandwich flour....

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №6537
 08.06.2008
the monkey (16:15:56 4/06/2008)
That’s what I’m different from you, tell me.

Damenick (16:17:03 4/06/2008)
The evolution brother.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №6536
 08.06.2008
Announcement: I will meet a girl who has a place to communicate freely.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №6535
 08.06.2008
You will be sitting on the exe.

Big Muzzy
HZ



Big Muzzy
with the predecessor - he is less bitter

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №6534
 08.06.2008
Reviewing the film, the thought arose: the world is pissed, people survived the current in the underdeveloped pre-Equatorial countries, the infrastructure is broken... How are they going to pull out those guys who are stuck on the ISS?? to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6533
 08.06.2008
I noticed such an interesting trend. The rating of quotes is growing fastest between 9 and 10 in the morning!!! All the work begins with basha.? to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №6532
 08.06.2008
I’ve given you the days for the “total” for January.

Oh, thank you, okay, put it on the hood.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №6531
 08.06.2008
Spain, Mallorca, a Russian circus, familiar with the circus, comes to us

The trainer. The meeting was held in a Russian restaurant. In the process

When we meet the owner of the restaurant, he learns that Vasya works in the circus.

He asks him to bring a beast, possibly a dog.

There’s a trained or a monkey, I don’t know... the next night at the restaurant.

The Russian company with the... bear. Everyone sits at the table.

I ordered a glass of vodka and a glass of bear. and just continues

Ordinary Russian party. Environmental tourists and locals

The Russians are playing with the bear. He drinks glasses, and so on.

Eating with olives. People have celebrated, everything is okay, we move to

In the street, the police are waiting, someone has already called. goodly

Evening-documents-why with the bear-not suitable...in general...here

Vasya is, he says, and this is not a bear, it is such a Russian.

The Shepherd! The police gradually flatter, say to stand here and leave.

Advice to your car. 10 minutes later, they come back.

“You seem to be deceiving us! “Vasya says, ‘How do we lie when

This is a truly trained Russian Shepherd! He brings the bear to his

the car, makes him a sign, he jumps into the open window and sits down! by V

Everyone is released in peace. The next day in the local newspaper.

Photo and article about how the Russians walk in the streets with bears...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №6530
 08.06.2008
After the drafting of the Anti-Corruption Law in the State Duma, the

Prohibition for cleaning workers to take bribery

Sweets for March 8.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6529
 08.06.2008
For any student during the session, the favorite phrase from the teacher becomes "Let’s take note"))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6528
 08.06.2008
<xxx> I spend my baby on beer and beer. So on "question" I have nothing left.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №6527
 08.06.2008
torrent
Distribution of screens for video installation:

Thank you very much, I've been hanging at midnight - I've got a dial-up. I don’t know why he was drunk.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №6526
 08.06.2008
I bought 11 seasons of South Park. And I will watch them! Give me a chance to go to the session and to the EEG! I ended my work and was happy on vacation!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6525
 08.06.2008
She: I want to buy myself a Mazda, here's a link, how much will I have to spend on it a month, if I drive 10 kilometers there and back before work, tell me exactly!

He: Sunny, if you are still afraid to drive with purchased rights without a drop of experience, then you will not spend a penny on it, and if you suddenly risk, then probably not less than a couple of thousands and not more than a dozen million, I don't know.

What are the 10 million!!! I don’t have so much, no one has so much!! to

He says, “That’s you, and you’ll explain to the owner of the messengers.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №6524
 08.06.2008
Melchior
Serious jamsuits in our belt academy do... dogs to the walls directing up to a distance of 15 centimeters from the wall, in order to cover them with plaster... and do not suspect that it is not a wall, but the same plaster cover, which was placed 5 years ago.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №6523
 08.06.2008
ACM: I sit means I work in the net
AcmЪ: Aunt from the concert department
And almost screaming.
AcmЪ: "We got a worm out of the computer and nothing works!!!and "
Acem: I go to them.
AcmЪ: Smaruu, she stands in front of the monitor, ticks into its corner and cries: "Here is this worm!"
I am coming closer.
Acm: and I just fall out of laughter
AcmЪ: they came out "shrapka" wardowska
Acem: which clues give

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №6522
 08.06.2008
The best
Are you studying tomorrow?

MeloMan
Yes Yes

The best
I too

MeloMan
What a surprise

MeloMan
Who will be the teacher on Wednesday?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6521
 08.06.2008
Come to me for a lyric drink.
Wine instead of vodka?
From which hero?
2: What is then lyricity?
Cake instead of sausages

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